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Quick Cure From The Holy One! by gen2genius(m): 9:22pm On Jul 19, 2009
Someone first mentioned this to me but I found it incredible!

Muhammad actually ordered his followers to drink camel pee??

That's news to me! I looked up the hadith to verify what it actually says. And guess what? See it for yourself: here's the  full hadiths:

    Narrated Abu Qilabah:

Anas said, “Some people of Ukl came to Medina and its climate did not suit them. So the Prophet ordered them to go to the herd of (Milch) camels and to drink their milk and urine (as a medicine),

Hmmmm interesting…. Muhammad ordered a tribe to drink camel milk-n-pee smoothie as remedy to cure their aversion to dryness?


The hadith continues, "So they went as directed and after they became healthy, they killed the shepherd of the Prophet and drove away with all the camels."

‘Hahahahah… good riddance to cleaver thinkers!’ The pee-drinkers turned into pee-zombies and killed a guy. Then they chased away the camels, which is dumb, considering that’s where their “medication” is coming from Now how did the good prophet react to all of this? With vengeance, of course!

", The news reached Muhammad early in the morning and he sent his men (sahibahs) in their hot pursuit and they were captured and brought at noon. Muhammad then ordered to cut off their hands and feet (and it was done), and as well their eyes were branded with heated pieces of iron rods. They were put in ‘Al-Harrah’ and when they asked for water; no water was given to them”, till they died of extreme thirst!!!

Did you catch all of that? One more time, in bulleted form:

    • Mojo had the tribe captured.

    • Mojo had their hands and feet cut off.

    • Mojo branded their eyes with hot iron rods.

    • Mojo dumped them in Al-Harrah (a large volcanic field near the Jordanian border)…

    • Thirst… with no water! So they can’t even make more piss to drink.

Wow! Just wow!!! And in case you’re thinking maybe Muhammad wasn’t such a nice guy after all, the hadith ends with some good old-fashioned enabling:

    Abu Qilabah said, “Those people committed theft and murder, became infidels after embracing Islam and fought against Allah and His Apostle.”

It’s never Muhammad’s fault when he has to torture and murder someone. He always has a justification: it’s their fault, it’s always their fault!
Re: Quick Cure From The Holy One! by Tudor6(f): 9:30pm On Jul 19, 2009
So what exactly is wrong with drinking camel pee??
Because christians don't drink pee that makes them uber righteous, abi?
Re: Quick Cure From The Holy One! by gen2genius(m): 10:14pm On Jul 19, 2009
grin grin grin

Camel pee!

grin grin grin
Re: Quick Cure From The Holy One! by Nobody: 11:18pm On Jul 19, 2009
It’s never Muhammad’s fault when he has to torture and murder someone. He always has a justification: it’s their fault, it’s always their fault!

this from the worshipper of keyser soze (the god of the OT and NT) cheesy cheesy the master of genocidial overkill cheesy cheesy
Re: Quick Cure From The Holy One! by Chrisbenogor(m): 11:21pm On Jul 19, 2009
oyb:

this from the worshipper of keyser soze (the god of the OT and NT) cheesy cheesy the master of genocidial overkill cheesy cheesy
You can just imagine grin grin
Re: Quick Cure From The Holy One! by gen2genius(m): 11:25pm On Jul 19, 2009
Lord, what a backward religion and gullible followers!!!

CAMEL PEE - advocated by a "holy" prophet shocked


I don die!!!  cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: Quick Cure From The Holy One! by PureLogic: 2:54am On Jul 20, 2009
This muhammed na something else oooo, cheii!! shocked shocked shocked

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