Capableben:
You sure Lalasticlala will push this to FP? Its not a snake story o, lol
Lalasticlala!!

He already did

Joavid:


abeg calm down.

is this a paid advert?

all the information and threads on nairaland, na seun dey post am?.
when last seun post something sef?

abegi!

Lols, who brought the platform "nairaland"?
does google have propriety on all her search? who gets all the credit on google larry page or redirected website?
this guy(seun) has paid his dues, he is a real champion. learn to appreciate smartness.
**
as for the Paid advert ish, i have never met, or interacted with seun osewa anyway. i'm just some1 that appreciates

JoaHynppes:
[[size=14pt]i have go to know a whole alotta things bout my mother's land and it so funny reading some comments here, it helps you reduce stress whenever you laugh your ass out.
Everyday I log in, I learn bout the things happening in Nigeria(not just here for romance, I'm also here for all).

Thirdly, never knew what was biafra till I came to nairaland and I learned that Nigerians are the most tribalistic people on earth.

We learn a whole alotta things here everyday, it's a good forum trust me, when we got nothing doing and I remember that there is a forum calked nairaland I'mma jump up lol. [/size]

.DEH FVCK?


IF THATS YOU ON UR DISPLAY PIX.....BRO YA CUTE

kaffy4tope:
Lol.....


#Auto dealers thunder fire una if una no come praise Seun for here.


#Have been blessed just by being a member of this noble site. Thanks Seun!

take am easy..them dey come for road

I lost two girlfriends due to the addiction, they compete for attention with nairaland. Ah I miss you Kiki

Joavid:


proposed future ke I be Nostradamus

Abi ke. You might be my proposed future!!!!

FlawlessRebirth2:
.DEH FVCK?


IF THATS YOU ON UR DISPLAY PIX.....BRO YA CUTE

Oya you too quickly claim your proposed future husband!!!

FlawlessRebirth2:
.DEH FVCK?


IF THATS YOU ON UR DISPLAY PIX.....BRO YA CUTE

Thanks hun

Lexusgs430:

Oya you too quickly claim your proposed future husband!!!

.LOLZ

ABEG OOO.....AM NOT SEARCHING
APPRECIATING GODS HANDIWORK

If there's an opening, seun would announce it

deeMarc:

They get paid? Really? how TF can I be one? Where do I submit my CV? Am SO broke right now!

well, my journey started when left naijaloaded for nairaland thinking it was the centre of free browsing cheats as suggested by a friend. Then naijaloaded were running out of cheats. U can't blame me though because subscribtion was very expensive then..
When i came to nairaland, i was also disappointed because i didn't see any cheats either.
What kept me comiing back was the rich contents and all the funny and constructive comments i read on daily basis.
Now, i would say am more enlightened all due to nairaland.

I always logg on to Nairaland every morning after taking care of some vital issues in the office.This forum has really helped me alot academically..i am now very informed with current affaires about national and international events.
I used to underestimate the importance of Nairaland until the day its encounted problems and the fourm was closed down.I felt really bored and tried to seek out an alternative forum that would give me the same feeling that i usually get from nairaland but there was none..I was happy when it was restored.
So these forum rocks.when ever i am bored or misterable , nairaland becomes my therapy..just the funny comment from poeple will get you cracking your ribs out..and set you back on your happy mood again...there is no problem you will post on nairaland that an answer will not be provided..no matter how stupid the your question might be.

FlawlessRebirth2:
.LOLZ

ABEG OOO.....AM NOT SEARCHING
APPRECIATING GODS HANDIWORK

Ok o. Nah from clap the thing dey enter dance o!!! I am searching, and I think I found you. Would you be mine?

Lexusgs430:


Ok o. Nah from clap the thing dey enter dance o!!!
I am searching, and I think I found you. Would you be mine?

.kikikikikiikiki



CHAI



DIFFERENT CHARACTER ON NL

I do come here to make myself happy...... we have got some foolish, crazy, funny set of people in here. Thank Seun.

FlawlessRebirth2:
.kikikikikiikiki


CHAI


DIFFERENT CHARACTER ON NL

LOL. I thought that was part of the essence of this particular thread? I was simply appreciating God's handiwork!!!

holuphisayor:
Used to be addicted to nairaland but no more, found a new forum.

oya let's see it, in fact let me whatsapp you

Capableben:
I nearly toed that path too. But no, There's a God up there!!

do you have objective proof of this?

Empress2014:
you met one wonderful person here and you can't mention her moniker....playboy....NL ladies beware of this guy

lol... Am not a playboy... You want me to mention her moniker so you guys can start your bashing abi? Thanks I won't

Joavid:


na soooo

una don turn nairaland to dating and meet up site.


abeg, can somebody open a thread about top 10 nairaland hookups/couples and how they are faring now....


love wantintin.....




mwtecheeeeew!

lol...

Lexusgs430:

LOL. I thought that was part of the essence of this particular thread? I was simply appreciating God's handiwork!!!

.LOLZ

OYA WAG DO YOU WANT?

U WANT HEAD?

Lexusgs430:

LOL. I thought that was part of the essence of this particular thread? I was simply appreciating God's handiwork!!!

.LOLZ

OYA WAt DO YOU WANT?

U WANT HEAD?

FlawlessRebirth2:
.LOLZ

OYA WAG DO YOU WANT?

U WANT HEAD? .LOLZ

OYA WAt DO YOU WANT?

U WANT HEAD?

Let's trade. You give me head, while I toss your salad. Deal?

A day without NL is incomplete as far as I am concerned. it was during the election when NL was hacked that I knew that I was an addict. my current job is courtesy Nairaland. All hail Seun Osewa, the CEO of NL. O NI KANJU KU. INSHA ALLAHU BI KUDRATU LAHI

Lexusgs430:


Let's trade. You give me head, while I toss your salad. Deal?

.NO.....I NO DO OOOOO

Nairaland is hilarious i swear, there is this particular evening i was so pissed, mad, i dint even know when i opened nairaland, behold i saw this hilarious memes by smellymouth, i burst into loud laugh that peeps around were quite for few minutes to observe if i have not gone insane, i noticed and quickly went to my room to continue surfing nairaland....behold, i forgot abt the anger that night.


its very educative too


but my mum will always tell me to pity my phone, that its long dead & begging to be buried

hmmm..I started from been a guest for like 2-3years then I was using a small phone,so I was unable to register as a member..But since I have registered I am always online minimum of 8hours out of 24hours of a day that most of my friends gave me a nickname Mr Nairalander even though I avent created any topic whatsoever or post comment like others do...


Back to the matter,nairaland has helped me in so many ways that I can't mention,sometimes I go to Check something on Google and I will b transferred to nairaland..

Thumbs up SEUN OSEWA and other notable moderators!

I have really learned a lot on this forum, I am always up to date on current affairs and information, I subscribe to my phone because of NL am so addicted to it. Most times when am bored I just login to read END TIME comments

FlawlessRebirth2:
.NO.....I NO DO OOOOO

Haba!!!!! You dangle goodies in front of my nose and snatch it right back!!! CHAi CHAi CHAi, Diaris God O!!!

Capableben:
How has Nairaland transformed your life?

I started my "Nairaland journey" as a guest viewer.
I come in once in a while, read posts, funny comments, news and vanish . Most times as a guest viewer, I included "Nairaland" as a keyword when searching for a piece of information on Google, so that I can get it answered the "Nigerian" way.
With time, my penchant for the forun escalated and I made up my mind to join too because i found it so fascinating and a place where I can get answers to most problems I encounter on a daily; and the joy of having people with like minds that can relate with such problems or challenges.
Presently, I can't help but assert that I'm a "proud" Nairaland Addict, lol. Its my most visited website and im almost invariably online (Mind you, I ain't Jobless). Today ,I bring you ways in which Nairaland has affected/transformed my life.

1) MY DICTION HAS IMPROVED

Yes, Nairaland is saturated with individuals who have almost impeccable diction and a good mastery of the English Language, it is evident in their comments.
How about the numerous novels uploaded by our writers? All these have helped tremendously to shape my diction and sense of expression. I happen to be an admin in a whatsapp group for the alumni of my secondary school. The way I relate and express myself in the group with admirable vocabulary made an old classmate send me a private Message. "Guy, tell me the secret na, your vocabs don develop o, I dey admire am", It read. I just shook my head and smiled. I later gave him some tips , but deep down In my mind, I knew that Nairaland played the major role.

2) I AM MORE INFORMED NOW

Before I joined this forum, I used to be oblivious to information, political news, entertainment news, societal news, sports news etc.
But right now, an incredible transformation has taken place. I went from being the quite boy that hardly chips in a contribution during discussions with folks to being the alpha source of information, I keep others informed. You just can't hear that news before me.
When my friends tell me that "Mikel obi's is now a father of a set of twins" I smile, shrug and say "that's an outdated news man, about two days ago it happened" I now seat boldly with my dad to discuss politics because im now Informed and NAIRALAND keeps me informed. Its excting


3) MAKING NEW AND EXCITING FRIENDS.

There's not doubt that this forum brings people together from different walks of life across the country and beyond.
I have been able to make new friends here, it all started when they made some useful contributions to my thread and we got to exchange numbers. Very intelligent and exciting people : Chizzy94, Chizzy, nabsprada, Champella,Bukjosy, Obeenah etc.

4) SOURCE OF ENCOURAGEMENT

This forum has been a source of encouragement to me, in many ramifications of life.
There' was a time a had a little academic challenge, and being such an introvert that barely relates with classmates talk more of the HOD, I ran to Nairaland and posted my worries. And before I could spell out my surname in full "ONUOHA", the comments came flooding in. Encouragements from well wishers and those that had akin issues. And today, I have overcome that challenge. Nairaland is home.

5) IMPROVED SENSE OF HUMOUR

Hahahaha, need I explain this? Everyone here knows we got the funniest people in this country on Nairaland.
Whenever I have a gloomy or sad day, I quickly enter Nairaland, just to read the hilarious and refreshing comments of nairalanders. "The Wailers", "Abeg, who get beans, I get oil?", "....and how does that reduce the exchange rate of dollar?" "IPOB youths" "The yoruba-igbo e-clashes" lol its all exciting..
I have been transformed to a light comedian too amidst my guys, I keep them laughing all day, its all Nairaland.

6) My FATHER IS A NAIRALANDER.

Yes, you read it right, my father is a regular guest on NL. It all happened when My kid brother eventually unearthed the reason why i have my attenntion buried in my phone most of the time, Nairaland. He started visiting the forum too. One day he met our dad. "Daddy, I can see you like reading newspapers all the time, why not check out this sight that displays news and stop wasting money on newspapers"
My dad welcomed the idea and today, pitifully, Daddy is an addict. Hope he doesn't get to read this.

7) DEFINED CAREER PATH:

I had little or no idea about what I'd like to be in life, hitherto. Its not because I'm a dummy or I lack a sense of decision, but I didn't get to gather experience about career paths while coming up, all thanks to my local background.
As I joined Nairaland, my sense of career was rebranded, I got enlightened by the numerous and ever inspiring career aficionados we have here. This helped me choose a suitable career for my self,applied for the course in the university, and BINGO! I was admitted, at an attempt as though I was predestined for this.
I am training to be a chemical Engineer and I'm proud I chose it.
Worthy mentions: Jarus, Champella.

TALENT DICOVERY:

I'm a lover of music, particularly Hiphop and inspirational songs.
I once stumbled upon a thread for rap battles, and it was interesting reading through the captivating verses and punchlines and I thought to my self: "Are these demigods or something, ain't they ur fellow Nairalanders?, try write your verses too" From there, I got a song book and started writing songs, and I must confess the 'flows' kept coming. Today I have recorded three songs and I consider songwriting as one of my talents. Thanks to Music section, Nairaland.

9) SOLUTION CENTER:

To me, NL is beyond a forum right now, its more of a "solution center" to me. There hasn't been an issue I brought here that went without a solution.
So, as I go about my daily stuffs, its imprinted in my subconsciousness that I have a solution center, I take it to God sha, if its beyond NL.

There are many other little ways in which NL has transformed or affected my life but these are the few I can remember presently...

I wanna hear yours too, how has NL transformed/changed/affected your life, whether positively or negatively, any regrets??

Capablen writes, from FUTMx.

Son, you seem to have lost respect for me!

We shall meet at home...

Lexusgs430:

Haba!!!!! You dangle goodies in front of my nose and snatch it right back!!! CHAi CHAi CHAi, Diaris God O!!!

.KIKIKIKI
SORRY

FlawlessRebirth2:
.KIKIKIKI

SORRY

I understand. I would keep admiring from a distance. Incase you change your mind. I would still be here and I know, you would still be dere!!!!

A big thanks to Seun, the Moderators, Super-moderators and all other members. Thank You for the auto section... May God bless you beyond measures. Your blessings can't be measured or quantify. We must give back to you. God bless u Seun. You created jobs and source of income to some of us and u don't know how rich nairaland has made us. I have u big in mind.