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Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by Gamine(f): 10:24am On Oct 03, 2009
True dude undecided undecided undecided
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by koolchicco: 10:28am On Oct 03, 2009
Potu:

Koolchicco, I will definitely scratch your back and hope you will scratch mine. I am yet to receive the information I requested on your site.

As a peace offering to LadyAnn, I will also send you a crate of beer on her behalf (LadyAnn; how about that for a truce?)


I reckon LadyAnn will have no option than 2 concur. grin undecided

Mr. Potu,I already left you a mssg on my site.
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by koolchicco: 10:29am On Oct 03, 2009
Gamine:

True dude undecided undecided undecided

Not Really. lipsrsealed undecided wink
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by Potu(m): 10:38am On Oct 03, 2009
koolchicco:

Mr. Potu,I already left you a mssg on my site.

Nna thanks,

I saw both messages, but I am very new to this things.  I tried to reply, but it will not go.  Please send me an email address.  I am more familiar with emails than Youtube.

Sorry for the inconvenience.
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by koolchicco: 10:46am On Oct 03, 2009
^^^
Mr. Potu you can now check your mail on the site.cheers!
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by Potu(m): 11:29am On Oct 03, 2009
koolchicco:

Mr. Potu you can now check your mail on the site.cheers!

I have and I have replied.

Thanks
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by koolchicco: 11:46am On Oct 03, 2009
Potu:

I have and I have replied.

Thanks


Wey de reply dey?I nor see anything ooo! shocked
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by LadyAnn(f): 12:04pm On Oct 03, 2009
@Potu Oh thank you Kind sir! U shouldnt have; However, I accept ur peace offerings with many thanks (((hugs))) and @ Koolchicco; I concur. [size=4pt]You see u have gained 17pints, Stick with me kiddo[/size]
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by Potu(m): 6:44pm On Oct 03, 2009
koolchicco:

Wey de reply dey?I nor see anything ooo! shocked

Please check your Yahoo! box.
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by Potu(m): 6:46pm On Oct 03, 2009
LadyAnn:

@Potu Oh thank you Kind sir! U shouldnt have; However, I accept your peace offerings with many thanks (((hugs))) and @ Koolchicco; I concur. [size=4pt]You see u have gained 17pints, Stick with me kiddo[/size]

LadyAnn, you are very gracious. Thank you.


Mr. Koolchicco was an excellent moderator. He will be generously compensated.
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by koolchicco: 7:21pm On Oct 03, 2009
Potu:

Please check your Yahoo! box.


Mr. Potu Am yet to see the mail oo.U sure u typed the right add?
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by Potu(m): 7:32pm On Oct 03, 2009
koolchicco:

Mr. Potu Am yet to see the mail oo.U sure u typed the right add?

I did not type it. I copied and pasted the address. I am about to try again. I noticed that your name was abreviated in the one you sent.
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by koolchicco: 7:32pm On Oct 03, 2009
LadyAnn:

@Potu Oh thank you Kind sir! U  shouldnt have; However, I accept your peace offerings with many thanks (((hugs))) and @ Koolchicco; I concur. [size=4pt]You see u have gained 17pints, Stick with me kiddo[/size]


@LadyAnn,Its good u gave up at last!Suffice to say that Mr. Potu remained indefatigable in his quest 4 culinary superiority. grin grin lipsrsealed
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by koolchicco: 7:38pm On Oct 03, 2009
Potu:

I did not type it. I copied and pasted the address. I am about to try again. I noticed that your name was abreviated in the one you sent.


Soz Bros It was my mistake.I missed d last"o" in koolchicco.I have since sent u a corrected one.pls check my site.Cheers!
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by Potu(m): 8:25pm On Oct 03, 2009
koolchicco:


Soz Bros It was my mistake.I missed d last"o" in koolchicco.I have since sent u a corrected one.pls check my site.Cheers!

I was not certain if it was intended or an error. Thanks, I have replied the email
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by LadyAnn(f): 8:39pm On Oct 03, 2009
koolchicco:


@LadyAnn,Its good u gave up at last!Suffice to say that Mr. Potu remained indefatigable in his quest 4 culinary superiority. grin grin lipsrsealed


What? shocked Surely u Jest.!!!!,   Koolchicco u really must hate me!!! I did not succumb to defeat!! Men in general are forgiven if they cant cook,  (in any case, they quickly learn when they get to Uni or college to the folks in the USA.) With Girls its a whole kettle of fish. My version

Black eyed beans soaked overnight and peeled the next day
peeled beans  blended until paste and  scotch bonet pepper added with onions dried crayfish and maggi  and salt to taste(all blended)
Oil added.
steamed in pressure cooker for 1.5-2hrs (I dont have any Pyrex dishware so i use foil) lol grin



Potu's Ingredients alone was questionable. He tried to give the Moi Moi a make-over by adding Lobsters and Salmon but failed to realize that the dish is simpicity at it's best. LOL grin

He used powdered beans,  that's like asking what the difference is between instant cofee and coffee beans. Or Potatoes boiled and mashed vs instant powdered mash, (dont get me started!!!) The only problem with mine is it lacks Mother Africa's touch!!
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by Potu(m): 8:49pm On Oct 03, 2009
Mr. Koolchicco,

Hopefully, you have received my email. x2 plus 4 equal zero, means that x is an imaginary number. Please don’t get anybody started. I am not into any palava. Just respond to my email, and very soon you will be soaking in beer!
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by LadyAnn(f): 9:20pm On Oct 03, 2009
heeey Im not about Palava, Im all about peace, Fellowship and a few laughs with my fellow Africans from around the world. my blog @ http://pearls4ann.multiply.com/ so no worries there!!! All in good faith! Anyhow Im gonna bow out gracefully, Peace you guys!!! wink
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by koolchicco: 9:21pm On Oct 03, 2009
@LadyAnn

Am sorry If you felt bad,honestly I do not hate you!However I apologize without reservation.

You see,Maturity is the ability not 2 lie but at d same time not 2 say the truth. lipsrsealed grin . . .Potu is my friend and He made me an offer which I couldn't refuse hence my support 4 his culinary reign herein. lipsrsealed grin
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by Potu(m): 10:50pm On Oct 03, 2009
My problems will soon be over!

My eldest sister in Bern (Switzerland) highlighted my nostalgia hence the need for moi moi; when she brought to my attention that beans was available in powdered form.  Hitherto, I thought to make moi moi I would have had to soak, peel, and then grind black-eyed peas.  I certainly didn’t have the energy for such tomfoolery. 

She has volunteered to fly over next weekend and show me how to do it.  What will I do without a ‘big’ sister?    I love you sis!
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by Gamine(f): 10:54pm On Oct 03, 2009
All untop moi moi, weird *smh*
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by Potu(m): 12:29am On Oct 04, 2009
Gamine:

All untop moi moi, weird *smh*

Please what does *smh* mean?

I am her first baby, and she feels for me. After all, she started it (she told me about the bean powder). It is only fair that she finish what she starteed (lol).
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by Fhemmmy: 4:09am On Oct 04, 2009
As long as it looks like Moi Moi, and smell like Moi Moi, that is good enuf, who defines what »Moi Moi ought to taste like, is there any dictionary that tells us what it ought to taste like, give that to some hungry kids and they will munch it with ease tongue
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by TOYOSI20(f): 4:13am On Oct 04, 2009
^^^^yup, . . . . i sooooooo agree! wink cheesy
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by Potu(m): 5:51am On Oct 04, 2009
Fhemmmy:

As long as it looks like Moi Moi, and smell like Moi Moi, that is good enuf, who defines what »Moi Moi ought to taste like, is there any dictionary that tells us what it ought to taste like, give that to some hungry kids and they will munch it with ease tongue
TOYOSI20:

^^^^yup, . . . . i sooooooo agree! wink cheesy

In a sense you may be right.  However, look at it this way.  I have had moi moi at home and at parties in Nigeria.  I have come to have a subjective sense of what moi moi should taste like (emphasis on subjective).  The moi moi I made just did not match my expectations.

I have been made to understand several things that I did wrong.  Some of them are that: 1) In an attempt to enrich the moi moi, I over enriched it and destroyed the taste. 2)  Many of the ingredients I added were plain wrong.  3) the utensil I used in cooking the moi moi was plain wrong, Pyrex dishes subtract from moi moi taste.  And, 4)  I should probably had learn to crawl before I started walking. 

Nevertheless, my experience has been enriched by my failure; and the numerous invaluable advices that I received in nairaland.  In many ways, my demise has brought laughter to many.  When I told my elder brother about my culinary endeavor with moi moi; he laughed until tears rolled out of his eyes and he almost fell off a stool.  Whereas my brothers thought my attempt was hilariously funny, my sisters were very empathetic.  Bar none, they all volunteered to come from distant places to help.  In all of these, I even ended up making a friend.

In my failed attempt, I have enriched myself and others.  A child may not have know difference in the  moi moi; but knowing the difference has enriched me.
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by AngelaO4: 9:39am On Oct 04, 2009
Gamine:

All untop moi moi, weird *smh*


A whisper can trigger an avalanche!
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by Nerrisa(f): 7:59pm On Oct 04, 2009
LadyAnn:

heeey Im not about Palava, Im all about peace, Fellowship and a few laughs with my fellow Africans from around the world. my blog @ http://pearls4ann.multiply.com/ so no worries there!!! All in good faith! Anyhow Im gonna bow out gracefully, Peace you guys!!! wink


Nairaland, Nigeria’s largest web community; is enough to make one erroneously assume that the responder is a Nigerian.  Hence the assumption that a Nigerian woman who makes moimoi that does not taste right will make an “astonishingly beautiful ex-wife.”  But, since you are not a Nigerian and having spent only six months in Nigeria, the premises for Potu’s assumption is faulty.  However, since you are not a Nigerian you also failed to realize that Potu’s profuse apology was not because he called you astonishing, or beautiful, or ex-wife; the profuse apology was actually because you are not a Nigerian.

You will make an astonishingly beautiful ex-wife is an ‘Old-School,’ joke among Nigerians.  It does not imply that you are astonishing, or beautiful, or single, or wife: it means (in this case), “go learn how to cook properly.”  Which would have been a proper advice for a Nigerian female who cannot prepare moimoi that taste right?

In Cambridge, I fondly remembered an English girl who returned from a visit to Nigeria ecstatic.  She told us, “OMG, every man in Nigeria wanted to marry me!”  Poor thing, I hated busting her bubble.  In the part of Nigeria she visited; what she deemed a marriage proposal is simply the men’s way of saying, “we appreciate your visit.”  It did not mean you should start fitting for an engagement ring.

If you want to successfully mingle with Nigerians, learn to read between the lines.
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by Fhemmmy: 12:06am On Oct 05, 2009
I like moi moi and bread. tongue
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by ThiefOfHearts(f): 12:23am On Oct 05, 2009
what jobless person makes a flight just to teach her "brother" how to make moimoi?
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by Potu(m): 2:25am On Oct 05, 2009
ThiefOfHearts:

what jobless person makes a flight just to teach her "brother" how to make moimoi?


A pediatrician with a medical degree from the number one medical school in the U.S., for the past 50 years, Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore, MD; a bachelors degree in engineering from Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) an Ivy League School; and a Ph.D., in pharmacy from Brigham & Young Medical School, Harvard University, another Ivy League School.  That type of a jobless person, who loves her brother.

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Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by netotse(m): 2:34am On Oct 05, 2009
Potu:


A pediatrician with a medical degree from the number one medical school in the U.S., for the past 50 years, Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore, MD; a bachelors degree in engineering from Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) an Ivey League School; and a Ph.D., in pharmacy from Brigham & Young Medical School, Harvard University, another Ivey League School.  That type of a jobless person, who loves her brother.
only one person?a B.Sc in engineering from MIT and medical degrees from JH and Harvard abi?. . .if to say e true(i'm not saying its not true o!)u wld be to busy to be flying to teach ppl how to make moin moin


B.T.W its ivy not ivey
Re: Just Doesn’t Taste Like Moi Moi! by AngelaO4: 3:37am On Oct 05, 2009
netotse:

only one person?a B.Sc in engineering from MIT and medical degrees from JH and Harvard abi?. . .if to say e true(i'm not saying its not true o!)u wld be to busy to be flying to teach ppl how to make moin moin
B.T.W its ivy not ivey

ThiefOfHearts:

what jobless person makes a flight just to teach her "brother" how to make moimoi?
B.T.W. netotse "not saying its not true" should read "not saying its not true"

A very intelligent African woman!  His bothers laughed off his predicament with moimoi, but his sisters did not; that is the characteristic of intelligent African women.  For over one year, I cooked breakfast, lunch and dinner, and delivered or had them delivered to my baby sister in her college dorm.  In her school, the meals are billed into the dormitory fees; but she claimed she did not like the food.  I was not ready to have anybody disturb my parents back home that she could not study because she lacked food.

When my baby sister first came to the U.S., I made her redo her entire last year in high school before applying to college, so that she can get use to the American system of education and make some friends.  From that, I knew my sister ate all types of junk food.  So, for her to tell me that she did not like food from a prestigious Ivy League school meant something else was wrong.

She has just started her sophomore year, and finally told me why she would not eat the school’s cafeteria food.  On her first day as a freshman student, she innocuously flirted with an African-American gentleman, who was a dish-boy in the cafeteria.  The poor gentleman misunderstanding the nervous-flirt of an African child pursued her for a relationship too vigorously.  Feeling guilty that she may have unwittingly contributed to her own demise, she stopped going to the cafeteria, and shifted the burden to me.  After more than a year, she discovered the gentleman no longer works at the cafeteria; now she is ready to eat their food.

I knew fully well that something else was behind a girl who eats every junk in the world telling me she did not want cafeteria food.  However, I quietly helped her weather the storm.  Now that the storm has broken, I could steadfastly lecture her.  You don’t hide your unclothedness from the person whose hands you are going to die into.  If something is bothering you, blurt it out anyway that you can; I love you more than life itself and I am more that ready to share your psychic pains.

Potu’s sisters are not running to him, only for the sake of moimoi.  They are coming to find out what else is wrong.  The poor lady is probably thinking, “My baby brother suddenly has this dying yearn for moimoi, something is wrong; and I am going to find out.”  That is an intelligent African woman for you!

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