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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Nobody: 10:29pm On Sep 11, 2016
The man. grin
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by oluwasegun007(m): 10:30pm On Sep 11, 2016
The pikin wey say em mama no go sleep...

em sef no go sleep....
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by juitar(m): 10:30pm On Sep 11, 2016
Both of dem no go sleep nau
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by princee7(m): 10:30pm On Sep 11, 2016
what a man can do a woman can do it better... lol she used them n drop it outside
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by salients: 10:30pm On Sep 11, 2016
Masterclass32:
Na mutual insomania be that.
both of course
two parasites inside one room
hell mates indeed
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by ChinonsoDike2: 10:32pm On Sep 11, 2016
Your grammar is terrible.
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Nobody: 10:33pm On Sep 11, 2016
I spot MrCork ( the great).... any comment?
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by dacovajnr: 10:33pm On Sep 11, 2016
Waray Meji nplay Ping-Pong grin

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by frankblinkz(m): 10:34pm On Sep 11, 2016
for d fact i read a joke hia makes me happier than reading how sm1 caught a big snake or bush rat in his farm,dat can b so annoying....anyway nice joke
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by point5: 10:35pm On Sep 11, 2016
Ok

Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by flokii: 10:36pm On Sep 11, 2016
Farano I disagree..

Na d woman no go fit sleep for weeks sef grin
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by weirdestbruv(m): 10:36pm On Sep 11, 2016
Wingback:
What kinda weirdo keeps used condoms in his pockets?

And I always thought I'm the weirdest.. This is sick
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Bifwoli: 10:38pm On Sep 11, 2016
Shiitposter:
The Husband.

Men like to cheat but don't like being cheated on. (Also applies to women)

Yes but the men cheat with OTHER WOMEN so your point null and void.It takes another woman for a man to cheat so there goes your unconscious bias in flames.
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Gkemz: 10:39pm On Sep 11, 2016
Ladies whether in a marriage or in a relationship don't try this even if you're joking. This can wreck ur marriage. Secondly, don't cheat because ur partner is cheating on you. Two wrongs never make a right.

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by kenoz(m): 10:39pm On Sep 11, 2016
LMAO
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by bleckzy(f): 10:39pm On Sep 11, 2016
rubbish!!!!!
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Orikinla(m): 10:42pm On Sep 11, 2016
farano:
grin grin grin

Wife: You're smelling woman's perfume. Where did you get it?

Husband: From the woman I was squeezed with in a taxi.

Wife: What about the lipstick on your mouth?

Husband: Oh that one? I got it from sandra who I was congratulating for passing her exams.

Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?

Husband: Hey leave me alone don't ask silly questions. I want to sleep!!

Wife: (crying) This is not fair cuz when I used them I don't bring them home.

Husband: (Waking up angry). What did you say?

Wife: Leave me alone I want to sleep.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BKL_jekjwig/


The husband no go slp o grin
.
Smart wife.
Her husband will have a sleepless night. cheesy

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by EmekaBlue(m): 10:43pm On Sep 11, 2016
used condom for pocket tho...smh
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by beautiful232(f): 10:43pm On Sep 11, 2016
cheesy cheesy
the husband no sleep again o
them like to the cheat but can't withstand a common phone call from a dude
but be bringing used condoms home
bring it to my house.ah kill you

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by jeeqaa7(m): 10:48pm On Sep 11, 2016
none
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by blaqiz: 10:48pm On Sep 11, 2016
this one don sweet me special

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by jasysandra(f): 10:51pm On Sep 11, 2016
Clearly the man

They like distributing but hate sharing smiley
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by yemmy009(f): 10:52pm On Sep 11, 2016
frankblinkz:
for d fact i read a joke hia makes me happier than reading how sm1 caught a big snake or bush rat in his farm,dat can b so annoying....anyway nice joke
correct

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Flashh: 10:53pm On Sep 11, 2016
WooOoow! Farano. This is wonderfully boring. cheesy

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Topnotch16(m): 10:54pm On Sep 11, 2016
Both
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by yemmy009(f): 10:55pm On Sep 11, 2016
Men can't withstand girlfriends cheating on them not to talk of house wives. Sleepless night niyen
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Explorers(m): 10:57pm On Sep 11, 2016
Both ni, the house go scatter.
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Nobody: 10:59pm On Sep 11, 2016
Deuces cheesy
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by laidian(m): 11:00pm On Sep 11, 2016
Chisos! This weird!
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by godin: 11:01pm On Sep 11, 2016
buhari why

Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Nobody: 11:02pm On Sep 11, 2016
Adex26:
Ogbeni...... none of us go smell sleep for dat nyt
LOL grin grin grin
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by lacream90(f): 11:02pm On Sep 11, 2016
hhahahahahaa he must sleep ooo

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