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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Jigsaw01(m): 11:04pm On Sep 11, 2016
Story from above
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Nobody: 11:06pm On Sep 11, 2016
beautiful232:
cheesy cheesy

the husband no sleep again o

them like to the cheat
but can't withstand a common phone call from a dude

but be bringing used condoms home

bring it to my house.ah kill you

U will do natin smiley
You'll just cry and he'll beg! Case closed cheesy

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by pippimp(m): 11:10pm On Sep 11, 2016
letsbet:
what tha fuq did i just read?

I thought i was the only one. I bet you, Nairlanders with low IQ will find it very interesting.
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by beautiful232(f): 11:13pm On Sep 11, 2016
austinosita:

U will do natin smiley You'll just cry and he'll beg! Case closed cheesy
let's wait and see nau
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by anselm791(m): 11:13pm On Sep 11, 2016
Wingback:
What kinda weirdo keeps used condoms in his pockets?

The kind that don't his seeds to be used for charm.
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by NobleG1(m): 11:16pm On Sep 11, 2016
farano:
grin grin grin

Wife: You're smelling woman's perfume. Where did you get it?

Husband: From the woman I was squeezed with in a taxi.

Wife: What about the lipstick on your mouth?

Husband: Oh that one? I got it from sandra who I was congratulating for passing her exams.

Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?

Husband: Hey leave me alone don't ask silly questions. I want to sleep!!

Wife: (crying) This is not fair cuz when I used them I don't bring them home.

Husband: (Waking up angry). What did you say?

Wife: Leave me alone I want to sleep.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BKL_jekjwig/


The husband no go slp o grin

How the hell do you expect the husband to sleep? cheesy
The guy will go late to work (if he has a job) because of lack of sleep. cheesy Nice joke though.

Society sees cheating women worse than cheating men, which is very unfair. Cheating by male or female is wrong!
It's better you end your relationship or marriage than to cheat.

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by finalboss(m): 11:28pm On Sep 11, 2016
but this joke dry o
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Masterclass32: 11:35pm On Sep 11, 2016
salients:

both of course
two parasites inside one room
hell mates indeed
I tells u.
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by dntaskme(m): 11:35pm On Sep 11, 2016
If I should b d husband I will sleep well cos am d #BOSS I knw hw to make it rain
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by sexychocho(f): 11:42pm On Sep 11, 2016
Y e com dey over pain d man

Na d man no go sleep cheesy

LOBATAN

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by toshmann(m): 11:45pm On Sep 11, 2016
And this made front page?
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by casihenry: 11:46pm On Sep 11, 2016
Hmmmmmm....
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Nobody: 11:47pm On Sep 11, 2016
bleckzy:
rubbish!!!!!
Loool. You really don't like which aspect?.
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by casihenry: 11:48pm On Sep 11, 2016
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by imoh070: 11:50pm On Sep 11, 2016
Only a dumb weirdo keeps used condom
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by freethinker01: 11:52pm On Sep 11, 2016
If jokes are meant to be funny, why isn't this? Or maybe it's not a joke.
So dry. The joke itself is reeked wt grammatical errors. SMH.
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Nobody: 12:09am On Sep 12, 2016
LuvU2:
Sharp woman grin
... grin grin grin

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Seahawk: 12:13am On Sep 12, 2016
The guys are pained. grin
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by rosalieene(f): 12:16am On Sep 12, 2016
lmaoo
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by komododragons: 12:20am On Sep 12, 2016
farano:
grin grin grin

Wife: You're smelling woman's perfume. Where did you get it?

Husband: From the woman I was squeezed with in a taxi.

Wife: What about the lipstick on your mouth?

Husband: Oh that one? I got it from sandra who I was congratulating for passing her exams.

Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?

Husband: Hey leave me alone don't ask silly questions. I want to sleep!!

Wife: (crying) This is not fair cuz when I used them I don't bring them home.

Husband: (Waking up angry). What did you say?

Wife: Leave me alone I want to sleep.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BKL_jekjwig/


The husband no go slp o grin
and you call this joke undecided

what is the joke in this undecided

woman! you need special deliverance of the spirit of stupidity and foolishness.
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Ken24(m): 12:21am On Sep 12, 2016
letsbet:
what tha fuq did i just read?

Mehn ain't nobody sleeping in dat house dat nyt,we Js have to engage in somtin lyk violence.
and my prolly giv s last fuq if I loose it
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by busayo1990: 12:24am On Sep 12, 2016
the husband
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Babysho(m): 1:01am On Sep 12, 2016
Wingback:
What kinda weirdo keeps used condoms in his pockets?

Maybe Hunter the Hungry would.. cheesy

Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by czarr(m): 1:41am On Sep 12, 2016
CaroLyner:
The hubby No doubt grin
whichever you are in ur dp....you're beautiful kiss
You both are!....greet the other girl for me grin

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by realkingqueen(f): 1:46am On Sep 12, 2016
obviously the husband,they cheat but hate being cheated on,anyways peeps I'm new on nairaland,can someone show me how to use the smiley stuff

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by czarr(m): 1:53am On Sep 12, 2016
rosalieene:
lmaoo
I'm just going to take this minute to appreciate ur beauty cry

Ure stunning grin
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by czarr(m): 1:55am On Sep 12, 2016
realkingqueen:
obviously the husband,they cheat but hate being cheated on,anyways peeps I'm new on nairaland,can someone show me how to use the smiley stuff
where you wanna go? grin
My G wagon dey frontpage grin
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by vickybantin(m): 2:06am On Sep 12, 2016
Hmm
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by IRobot7(m): 2:14am On Sep 12, 2016
lol
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Nobody: 2:49am On Sep 12, 2016
So just because a DOm who happens to my NL Crush post this trash it got to fp abi. Farano why cry

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