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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 1:01am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Pastor received chicken as charity from a certain farm.. Unfortunately One expensive cockk went missing...the next day, Pastor asked the congregation:"Who has a cocck?"All the men got up..."No, I mean who has seen a cockk?"All d women got up..."No, no, I meant who has seen a cockk that isn't theirs?"Half of the women got up..."Oh my goodness!!Who has seen my cocck?"All the choir girls stood up. 8 Likes |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 1:07am On Oct 25, 2016 |
[b] ***DAIRY OF LALASTICLALA *** I Promised Felicia 10k Last Week As We Were Chatting on BBM. She Came To Abuja Yesterday, An Unexpected Visit. Dis Morning, She Asked Me Of The 10k I Promised Her. I Then Told Her Dat I Want To Leave For Makurdi In The Next 5mins. I Gave Her My First Bank ATM Card Dat She Should Take It nd Withdraw All She Wanted (Knowing Fully Well Dat I Had Less Dan 3k In Dat Account). As Soon As She Kissed Me & Left, I Quickly Left The House Knowing Dat She Will Kom Crying Back To Me. As I Got To AYA Junction, Moses My Elder Brother Called Me On The Phone Saying "Lucky,You Don Get The Alert, I Just Dey Komot From FirstBank oh! I Don Pay That 80k Wey I Been Owe Ƴöů Into Ƴöůr Account, Thanks"... Mheen!!! See Sweat!!! Few Minutes Later, I Got The Alert!! Confirm 80k Credited. I Wan Die As d Money Enter. Tried calling Felicia's phone, Switched Off. Tried PING!!! PING!!! No Delivery. The Next minute, Alerts: 20k Debited, 20k Debited, 20k debited, 20k debited. Even the Last 2k Withdrawn... I No Know Wetin Happen To Me, I Found Myself On Hospital Bed. Now They Are Asking Me What Happened? But Wot Will I Say [/b] 10 Likes |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 6:29am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Smallville10: I dey here o Anti-spam BOT don rape My main 1 Like |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 6:33am On Oct 25, 2016 |
KissChrix: Hahahaah.. Oohh tat bot loves me so much too .. juz email the mods sha... Juz state it tat my ex raped ur main... Hahhha.. JK... They can unban u if u send them an email.. 1 Like |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 6:37am On Oct 25, 2016 |
TrapQueen77: I don't want to be unbanned jurh Lemme cause small trouble with this account 2 Likes |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 6:39am On Oct 25, 2016 |
KissChrix: Oohh OK... My eyes on u then .. Show me how u gonna smash all these little pumpkins hahahahhahaha.. 1 Like |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 6:45am On Oct 25, 2016 |
TrapQueen77: |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Presh900(m): 6:54am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Smallville10:wetin dey happen here. |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 6:56am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Presh900(m): 7:01am On Oct 25, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:lol... Never knew oga Jarizod has a large sense of humour |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 7:05am On Oct 25, 2016 |
KissChrix:hahahaha... Na wetin u do na wey dem rape u |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 7:12am On Oct 25, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:chai! I don die... Gals can be funny... Na Jari.zod call u here smh |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 7:25am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Smallville10: I no know o Dem go talk say I spam like that |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 7:56am On Oct 25, 2016 |
TrapQueen77: who are the pumpkins? |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 8:09am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 8:16am On Oct 25, 2016 |
TrapQueen77: |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 10:09am On Oct 25, 2016 |
KissChrix:na so dem ban me onetime like dat becus i comment '.' (fullstop) |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:09pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 2:18pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
jarizod BADT GUY |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 2:59pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
lhawarl1:HAILINGS BOSSMAN |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 3:38pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
Imagine a porn star wins an award for "best porn actress" and she's like, I first wanna thank the Almighty God for..... Eeiiii sister , thank God for wot ♧are u okay?? Is He your producer? ☹☹☹ 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by smardray(m): 5:07pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
hmmmm boda jarizod....hmmmm u get book of Jokes here ..na hin u see me 4 corner dis aftunun u no tell me.. theblessedMAN.....Royh... tgold1......comman see dis big thing dat jarizod has here....oya make I laugh join kikikikikukikiki 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 5:21pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
smardray: no vex my Oga |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by ROYH(m): 5:24pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
smardray:TELEPORT To Nairaland, I Dön Land Sir, Jarizod, Nice One, You Gat Me Showing My 36 Though |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Tgold1(m): 9:16pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
smardray: This Is Cool.... Thanks for The I.V man |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 10:03pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
Jarizod: a little boy was playing with his new football and a little girl asks if she can play. He told her "No! These are for boys", the little girl ran to her mother. The next day the girl sticks out her tongue at the boy and waves her new football in his face. The little boy angrily points to his bike and said: "oh yeah! Only boys can get this!" but the next day, the little girl has the same bike. The little boy gets furious, pulls down his pants and points to his unit and said "look! Only boys have these and your mum can't buy you one". The next day he walks by and the little girl promptly pulls up her dress and points to her bits, and said "my mother told me that as long as i have these, i can have as many of those as i want" 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 10:06pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
lhawarl1:Tooooooooo funny laugh wan kee me |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 10:30pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
An American tourist went on a trip to China. While there, he was sexually promiscuous and doesn't use condom. A week after arriving home, he noticed his penis was covered with bright green spots. Horrified, he went to see his doctor. Days later the doctor calls and says "i have bad news. You have contracted monogolian VD. It very rare and we know little about it. We have to amputate your penis" the next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring out that he will know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examine him and proclaims "ah! Yes Mongolia VD" "what can you do?" asked the man, "my American doctor want to amputate it" the Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs "stupid American doctor always want to operate and make more money that way. No need to operate!" "oh thank God!" the man replied "yes" says the Chinese doctor. "you don't worry! Wait two weeks, dick fall off by itself" 7 Likes |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 10:52pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
This man is wanting to breed sheep but has no male sheep, as male sheep are so rare in his area, he decided to try and impregnate the females himself by taking the to the forest and shagging them all one by one. A local farmer once told him that he will know his sheep are pregnant once they stop walking around and lay down, the next day the man bundles his sheep at the back of his land rover and shags them all, he was 'knocked' as soon as he got home and went straight to bed, he wakes up the next morning and dives straight for the window to see if the sheep are lying down......... To his dismay they aren't, so again he puts them in his vehicle and head straight to the forest, this time he shags them all twice for goodluck, when he get home he was 'knocked' once again and went straight to bed, in the morning he asks his wife to look out the window and see what the sheep are doing, "that amazing!" she said, "what! Are they all laying down?" he asked, "no, they are all in the land rover and one of them is beeping the horn!" 8 Likes |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 11:01pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
3 most difficult things to do in the world......... 1. You can't count your hair 2. You can't wash your eyes with soap 3. You can't breathe while you tongue is out.................. NOW PLEASE PUT YOUR TONGUE BACK INSIDE 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 11:21pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15years, he breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed, he ordered the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair , while tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her , kissed her neck and goes into the bathroom, while he is in the bathroom, the husband tells his wife: "listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years, i saw him kissing your neck, if he wants sex, don't resist or complain, do whatever he tells you no matter how much he nauseates you, This guy is probably very dangerous, if he gets angry he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you" To which his wife responds: "he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering into my ear, he told me that he was a gay, and thought that you were cute, and asked me if we had vasline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too. Jarizod if na you be the guy wetin you go do? 5 Likes |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 11:34pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
Facebook asks: what's on your mind? Twitter asks: What's happening? Instagram asks: what did you eat? Firefox gives: cookies......... HMMMM SEEMS THE INTERNET IS A WORRIED MUM! 5 Likes |
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