Dedicated to MrPresident1 So his eye will clear. You are not the first predictor and unfortunately for us you would not be the last


There is a very large paranoia that is upon 1\4th of humanity: the christian crew
This is that the world would end sooner than we think
Either by them floating up to the sky and leaving heathens like us to endure 7 years of really bad sh*t
Or christ destroys the earth all at once
Either way the "righteous" crew don't have much to worry about
Well lets look at the number of years the world was predicted to end in the 20th and 21st century alone
20th century
1910: Halley's Comet's tail crosses the Earth and people think that the world will be gassed to death by cyanogen gas.
1914: Jehovah's Witnesses: Armageddon
1915: Jehovah's Witnesses: Armageddon.
1918: Jehovah's Witnesses: Armageddon.
1920: Jehovah's Witnesses: Armageddon.
1923: Wilbur Glenn Voliva: Flat Earth to end
1925: Jehovah's Witnesses: Armageddon.
1927: Wilbur Glenn Voliva
1930: Wilbur Glenn Voliva
1934: Wilbur Glenn Voliva
1935: Wilbur Glenn Voliva
1941: Jehovah's Witnesses: Armageddon.
1941: Victorian scholar Edward Bishop Elliott, based on his interpretation of the Book of Revelation, came up with this date after his earlier predictions in the 1860s proved untrue.
1975: Jehovah's Witnesses: Armageddon.
mid-1970s: David Wilkerson: Worldwide economic depression.
1977: William Branham: Destruction of the U.S., termination of all governments into a world government, Second Coming.
1977: Pyramidologist Adam Rutherford: Beginning of the Millennium.
1978: Jim Jones took his cult with him.
1979-1980: John Todd: Installation of a world government ruled by the Illuminati, with Jimmy Carter as the anti-Christ.
1980: Pat Robertson: "A year of sorrow and bloodshed that will have no end soon, for the world is being torn apart, and my kingdom shall rise from the ruins of it."
1981: Hal Lindsey: Pre-tribulational rapture.
1982: Pat Robertson: Great Tribulation.
1982: R.E. McMaster: World War III and/or economic depression, based on cyclical theory
1985: Pat Robertson: Worldwide economic collapse.
1988: Hal Lindsey: Second Coming.
September 11-13, 1988: Edgar Whisenant: Second Coming.
1988: Colin Deal: Second Coming.
1989: Edgar Whisenant: Second Second Coming.
1990: Elizabeth Clare Prophet: Global thermonuclear war.
1991: Louis Farrakhan: The looming Gulf War would be the "War of Armageddon which is the final war."
1992: Rollen Stewart: Second Coming.
1992: Mission for the Coming Days: Second Coming.
1992: First end of the world prediction from collision with the Pleiades star cluster (a.k.a., "photon belt"
1994: Harold Camping: Second Coming.
1994: Some Jehovah's Witnesses: Armageddon.
1997: Heaven's Gate: Earth changes and a UFO abduction coinciding with the Hale-Bopp comet. Mass suicide in the hopes of hitching a ride on said UFOs.
1997: Jehovah's Witnesses: Armageddon.
1998: The Church of the SubGenius: the Rupture. Every year on July 5th, they meet and party in reverence, certain that it will happen this year. (Recent writings have inverted the year to "8661."
1999: according to some interpretations of Nostradamus
1999-2000: David Wilkerson: Worldwide economic depression.
21st century
2000: Y2K: Collapse of civilisation. Christian preachers in Papua New Guinea predicted the end in the beginning of the 21st century
2005-2026: William Strauss and Neil Howe: A crisis period in the U.S. comparable in effect to the American Revolution, Civil War, and Great Depression/WWII.
2007: Hal Lindsey: Second Second Coming.
2007: Pat Robertson: Great Tribulation.
2008 — whenever she dies: Sarah Palin: believes she is of the "Final Generation" and will see the End Times during her lifetime.
2008 — whenever it shuts down: The Large Hadron Collider will destroy the world with black holes, strangelets or something similarly scary and sciencey
2009: David Wilkerson: Earth-shattering calamity engulfing the whole megaplex, including areas of New Jersey and Connecticut. Major cities all across America experiencing riots and blazing fires.
2011: Harold Camping tries again: Third Second coming/rapture. May 21st, to be precise. He put up billboards Later postponed to October 21st, but again nothing came of it. followers were encouraged to drain their savings for Camping's campaign funds and many are deeply disappointed.
2011: Ronald Weinland: Second Coming on the 29th of September.
2012
2012: Ronald Weinland: Second Coming on the 27th of May.
2012: Last known end of the world prediction from collision with the Pleiades star cluster
2013: 2012 was just a warm up, the real bad stuff starts 2013 or something and it seems Isaac Newton predicted it
2013: Ronald Weinland: Second Coming on the 9th of May.
2014 (February 22nd) Ragnarok The end of the present world according to Norse mythology.
2014 (March 21st) Asteroid
2014: World War III, resurrected Nostradamus prophecy of a fire in the North for the reference of the end of the age of the fifth sun, believed to be a specific Northern region of a country, current speculation is North Korea, as relative to the resolution of a Pope prediction Oh, and the Rapture. And a giant asteroid hitting the Caribbean.

Between April 2014 and October 2015: A tetrad of lunar eclipses (or blood moons) will signal the start of the end times, according to megachurch pastor John Hagee.
Unspecified time during the reign of Pope Francis, the pope succeeding Benedict XVI. Mediaeval Saint Malachy supposedly predicted Peter the Roman (Petrus Romanus) would be the last pope, Rome would be destroyed and a terrible judge would judge his people
2015: Solar flare.
2015: September 16th MrPresident1, fails horribly. Doesn't know when to shut up
2015: September 23rd (some references give a margin of September 18th to September 25th) Asteroid.
2015: October 7th. eBible Fellowship, an organization vaguely related to the late-Harold Camping, is confident they've got the date right this time.
2016: Tom Wattkins: He had a vision of the Great tribulation claiming to have met the beast of revelation, etc.
2016: April 6, Warren Jeffs, in no way due to a contemporaneous arraignment
2016: May 16, Pastor Richardo Salazar was allegedly told by God that an asteroid fully made of ice, with a 9km diameter, traveling at 30,000km per hour would strike earth killing 1,200 million people. As you probably can tell, that definitely happened and those totally dead 1,200 million people will be forever missed.
2016: June 3-4, Modern scholars got the Mayan date wrong. It was never 2012, rather it was June 2016 and there are plenty of numbers involved.
2016: June 14-August 19, according to this super-reliable-super-honest-super-definitely-NOT-bullshiting "NASA scientist", there was meant to be a magnetic reversal between June and August which would cause the Van Allen belt to fall killing 80% of life on Earth. He got this information from aliens via HAARP.
2016: October 31st, Walid Shoebat alleges that the world is "100% certain" to end on this exact date
2016, Fall: Bible student and computer scientist Nora Roth on MarkBeast.com claims as much through a lot of numerology surrounding seventy "sevens".
2016, December: Bible student and computer scientist Nora Roth subsequently revised her claim to December.
2017: Various Christians: We'll be chipped, and the Great Tribulation begins.
Before January 20th 2017: MrPresident1 Appatently didn't learn his lesson
Taking after Harold Camping
............
This kind of thinking is really really bad for society, productivity and the progess of the human race
That's why people can deny global warming
waiting for the end to come
Waiting for lord jesus to cone and destroy a society he didn't help build
Or when you say natural disasters are as a result of an angry God spilling more of his wrath on an already damaged world that he doesn't help in any way
At this point i would advise any end time
bible predictor warrior to shut the fukk up

Mark13:32; No one knows that day nor hour, not even the son, only Yahweh.

4kings:
Mark13:32; No one knows that day nor hour, not even the son, only Yahweh.

after seeing that why do they still try
Though the end is not coming any time soon

jonbellion:
after seeing that why do they still try
Though the end is not coming any time soon

Their actions does not affect Yahweh's Word.

4kings:

Their actions does not affect Yahweh's Word.

well he's not coming back
It is more than obvious that he thought he was coming back in the generation of the disciples
He never said it in future tense "that generation" he said "this generation"
Heck he even said the high priest would see him in the clouds While one can never prove that Jesus walked on water, or healed the sick, or rose from the dead, I believe we can prove with a high degree of confidence — that Jesus was an apocalyptic prophet who promised to return within one generation. And he failed.

jonbellion:
well he's not coming back
It is more than obvious that he thought he was coming back in the generation of the disciples

He...?
Who are you referring to?

He never said it in future tense "that generation" he said "this generation"
Heck he even said the high priest would see him in the clouds

" this generation", any scriptural reference?

While one can never prove that Jesus walked on water, or healed the sick, or rose from the dead, I believe we can prove with a high degree of confidence — that Jesus was an apocalyptic prophet who promised to return within one generation. And he failed.

Hmmm

recession

4kings:

He...?
Who are you referring to?

" this generation", any scriptural reference?

Hmmm

For the Son of Man is going to come in his Father’s glory with his angels, and then he will reward each person according to what they have done. “Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom.”
— Matthew 16:27-28
apologists claim he's talking about the transfiguration. but he said something about rewarding each person which did bot happen during the transfiguration
Plus in the other synoptic gospels the transfiguration hapoend before that statement
If Jesus was truly concerned that none should perish, he would’ve returned 2,000 years ago, before billions more could perish
If Jesus did set a deadline, and failed to satisfy it, it should spell “game over” for Jesus. But as you might imagine, many explanations have been developed to try and explain this situation
Peter was the first christian apologist
Again the high priest asked him, “Are you the Messiah, the Son of the Blessed One?” “I am,” said Jesus. “And you will see the Son of Man sitting at the right hand of the Mighty One and coming on the clouds of heaven.”
Mark 14:61-62(nawa oo this one was so obvious)
Unfortunately for us we are "carnal" minded
Truly I tell you, you will not finish going through the towns of Israel before the Son of Man comes.”
— Mat. 10:23 (Haba naaaaaaa)
Don't forget we hath not the holy spirit
It's like he causes dyslexia
Even so, when you see these things happening, you know that it is near, right at the door. 30 Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.
— Mark 13:29-30
If he actually meant our generation he would have been more explicit. He could have said "that generation"
John the Baptist believed it too
When John, who was in prison, heard about the deeds of the Messiah, he sent his disciples to ask him, “Are you the one who is to come, or should we expect someone else?”
Matt. 11:2-3

But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming to where he was baptizing, he said to them: “You brood of vipers! Who warned you to flee from the coming wrath? … The ax is already at the root of the trees, and every tree that does not produce good fruit will be cut down and thrown into the fire.
Matt 3:7-10

“Repent, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
Matt. 3:2
When CS Lewis realised this you really know jesus' bleeped up

jonbellion:
For the Son of Man is going to come in his Father’s glory with his angels, and then he will reward each person according to what they have done. “Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom.”
— Matthew 16:27-28
apologists claim he's talking about the transfiguration. but he said something about rewarding each person which did bot happen during the transfiguration
Plus in the other synoptic gospels the transfiguration hapoend before that statement
If Jesus was truly concerned that none should perish, he would’ve returned 2,000 years ago, before billions more could perish
If Jesus did set a deadline, and failed to satisfy it, it should spell “game over” for Jesus. But as you might imagine, many explanations have been developed to try and explain this situation
Peter was the first christian apologist
Again the high priest asked him, “Are you the Messiah, the Son of the Blessed One?” “I am,” said Jesus. “And you will see the Son of Man sitting at the right hand of the Mighty One and coming on the clouds of heaven.”
Mark 14:61-62(nawa oo this one was so obvious)
Unfortunately for us we are "carnal" minded
Truly I tell you, you will not finish going through the towns of Israel before the Son of Man comes.”
— Mat. 10:23 (Haba naaaaaaa)
Don't forget we hath not the holy spirit
It's like he causes dyslexia
Even so, when you see these things happening, you know that it is near, right at the door. 30 Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.
— Mark 13:29-30
If he actually meant our generation he would have been more explicit. He could have said "that generation"
John the Baptist believed it too
When John, who was in prison, heard about the deeds of the Messiah, he sent his disciples to ask him, “Are you the one who is to come, or should we expect someone else?”
Matt. 11:2-3

But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming to where he was baptizing, he said to them: “You brood of vipers! Who warned you to flee from the coming wrath? … The ax is already at the root of the trees, and every tree that does not produce good fruit will be cut down and thrown into the fire.
Matt 3:7-10

“Repent, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
Matt. 3:2
When CS Lewis realised this you really know jesus' bleeped up

Answer these questions:
1. John during his last days(being fully aware of that), wrote about the prophecies of the last days(Armageddon) , which you know about. Do you really think he thought that the prophecies were going to be fulfilled before his death?

2. Paul knew about his Death and wrote a letter to Timothy(about the time when most of the disciples might have been dead), to control the church, do u think this action is expected from a man awaiting yahweh's coming?

3. Jesus said that day shall be "like a thief in the night", don't you think this goes in contrast with your misinterpretation?

4. Don't you think the Early Church would have been destroyed if they really held on to this belief while evangelizing to the Romans.

4. Did you read the chapter at all, or you just picked out that verse?

5.If you read that chapter, you would understand that in the preceding verses, Jesus was talking about future generations(prophesying), Why should the context change when he got to that verse?

Jesus forgive my sins...am a fifty rag bfre thee..cum n cleanse me

fuckmeharder:
Jesus forgive my sins...am a fifty rag bfre thee..cum n cleanse me

your moniker betrays you

4kings:

Answer these questions:
1. John during his last days(being fully aware of that), wrote about the prophecies of the last days(Armageddon) , which you know about. Do you really think he thought that the prophecies were going to be fulfilled before his death?

2. Paul knew about his Death and wrote a letter to Timothy(about the time when most of the disciples might have been dead), to control the church, do u think this action is expected from a man awaiting yahweh's coming?

3. Jesus said that day shall be "like a thief in the night", don't you think this goes in contrast with your misinterpretation?

4. Don't you think the Early Church would have been destroyed if they really held on to this belief while evangelizing to the Romans.

4. Did you read the chapter at all, or you just picked out that verse?

5.If you read that chapter, you would understand that in the preceding verses, Jesus was talking about future generations(prophesying), Why should the context change when he got to that verse?

1.Authorship of the book has been questioned over the centuries, but the prevailing view is that it was written by a man named John of Patmos, a.k.a. John the Theologian, who was neither John the Apostle nor John the Evangelist.The book is traditionally dated to the time of the Roman emperor Domitian and at a time when Christians were being seriously persecuted, and the book is viewed as an allegory of persecution or a call for them to buck up and stay strong
2. It is very likely
3. Not really
According to the christian doctrine we are in the last days so it would supposedly happen any time from now but we just don't know when.
4.I did.
That is the passage talking about the fig tree
5. Is this really what you'd call prophesying

Now learn the parable from the fig tree: when its branch has already become tender and puts forth its leaves, you know that summer is near; so, you too, when you see all these things, recognize that He is near, right at the door. Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things take place.“ (Matthew 24: 25-34)

This is what I mean, brothers: the appointed time has grown very short. From now on, let those who have wives live as though they had none, and those who mourn as though they were not mourning, and those who rejoice as though they were not rejoicing, and those who buy as though they had no goods, and those who deal with the world as though they had no dealings with it. For the present form of this world is passing away.” (1 Corinthians 7:27,29-31)

We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed“ (1 Cor. 15:51)

“…the coming of the Lord is near. …the Judge is standing right at the door.” (James 5:8, 9)

Jesus didn’t say “that generation” which would be the normal way of referring to a future generation. He said “this generation”. Besides through a plain common sense reading of the text, we know he meant the people alive while he was speaking because he said that some of his listeners and the high priest at his trial would still be alive to see his return to Earth. Didn't you see he told the high priest .Only a mind interested in maintaining the illusion of faith could twist and mangle the plain words of the Bible the way Christians have in an attempt to make it credible... The job of apologetics. an honest person would have no choice but to admit that Jesus’ prophecy of the end of days has failed to come true.
CS Lewis even recognised this though he was a christian he was honest
I thought you were a diest
I'm just trying to let MrPresident1 know that he should stop all this baseless assumptions
Even if I'm wrong and Jesus is actually coming back nobody knows for sure the exact time frame

jonbellion:

1.Authorship of the book has been questioned over the centuries, but the prevailing view is that it was written by a man named John of Patmos, a.k.a. John the Theologian, who was neither John the Apostle nor John the Evangelist.The book is traditionally dated to the time of the Roman emperor Domitian and at a time when Christians were being seriously persecuted, and the book is viewed as an allegory of persecution or a call for them to buck up and stay strong
2. It is very likely
3. Not really
According to the christian doctrine we are in the last days so it would supposedly happen any time from now but we just don't know when.
4.I did.
That is the passage talking about the fig tree
5. Is this really what you'd call prophesying

Now learn the parable from the fig tree: when its branch has already become tender and puts forth its leaves, you know that summer is near; so, you too, when you see all these things, recognize that He is near, right at the door. Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things take place.“ (Matthew 24: 25-34)

This is what I mean, brothers: the appointed time has grown very short. From now on, let those who have wives live as though they had none, and those who mourn as though they were not mourning, and those who rejoice as though they were not rejoicing, and those who buy as though they had no goods, and those who deal with the world as though they had no dealings with it. For the present form of this world is passing away.” (1 Corinthians 7:27,29-31)

We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed“ (1 Cor. 15:51)

“…the coming of the Lord is near. …the Judge is standing right at the door.” (James 5:8, 9)

Jesus didn’t say “that generation” which would be the normal way of referring to a future generation. He said “this generation”. Besides through a plain common sense reading of the text, we know he meant the people alive while he was speaking because he said that some of his listeners and the high priest at his trial would still be alive to see his return to Earth. Didn't you see he told the high priest .Only a mind interested in maintaining the illusion of faith could twist and mangle the plain words of the Bible the way Christians have in an attempt to make it credible... The job of apologetics. an honest person would have no choice but to admit that Jesus’ prophecy of the end of days has failed to come true.
CS Lewis even recognised this though he was a christian he was honest
I thought you were a diest
I'm just trying to let MrPresident1 know that he should stop all this baseless assumptions
Even if I'm wrong and Jesus is actually coming back nobody knows for sure the exact time frame

Answer to No:4 is kinda weak.
You twisted No:6
Read Mathew 24:5-8, does that sound like stuff that could happen within say 40years(that is the number of years the disciples had left)?
John the beloved wrote the book of revelation oga. Wasn't he alive during this Emperor Domitian Era?
The only controversy, was of a different style of writing, but this might be due to old age. And also, only John recognized Jesus as the Word.

You better repent for the Kingdom of God will come like a thief in the night.
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I just feel like defending the mainstream beliefs of the Bible .

Op, u can't blame them now... Even their lord and master, Jesus had his own failed prophecy about his coming...
I assure you that there are some here who will not die until they have seen the Son of Man come as King.”
Matthew 16:28
So, if their God can be so blatantly wrong about his second coming, his followers must also follow suit. Don't you think?

I love this...

MrPresident1 is in good company.

Ranchhoddas:
MrPresident1 is in good company.

His prediction should have made the list. It almost seems like he is trying to beat the failure rate of Jehovah's witnesses

hahn:


His prediction should have made the list. It almost seems like he is trying to beat the failure rate of Jehovah's witnesses

what surprises me the most is that many of his threads make FP

hopefulLandlord:


what surprises me the most is that many of his threads make FP

I am guessing Seun moves a lot of Christian threads to the fp with the hope that Christians will see just how ridiculous their beliefs are

Long thing

jonbellion:
your moniker betrays you

He clearly said CUM and cleanse me.

Hahn, and Jonbellion, both of you come and meet me on the watchers thread

That is where I will annihilate both of you

MrPresident1:
Hahn, and Jonbellion, both of you come and meet me on the watchers thread

That is where I will annihilate both of you

I will be there 21st January. It's a date

4kings:
Mark13:32; No one knows that day nor hour, not even the son, only Yahweh.

1 Thessalonians 5:4
But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief.

We brethren, you are not included o , are not in darkness that the day should overtake us like a thief. But you and others who are not part of the fold, the day will catch you completely unawares. You will be caught completely flat footed. But the brethren will see it coming, and will fully anticipate it

hahn:


I will be there 21st January. It's a date

Come and meet me on that thread right now . I will tear you to pieces there

hopefulLandlord:


what surprises me the most is that many of his threads make FP

It is the LORD's doing

jonbellion:
your moniker betrays you

ask d poster abve me

MrPresident1:



1 Thessalonians 5:4
But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief.

We brethren, you are not included o , are not in darkness that the day should overtake us like a thief. But you and others who are not part of the fold, the day will catch you completely unawares. You will be caught completely flat footed. But the brethren will see it coming, and will fully anticipate it

MrPresident1 long time, how you dey

Like I told you before on KingEbukasBlog thread, I am watching

4kings:


MrPresident1 long time, how you dey

Like I told you before on KingEbukasBlog thread, I am watching

You are watching Watch well watch very well

MrPresident1:


You are watching Watch well watch very well

I pity your e-reputation starting from Jan 21st.
But if Jesus comes, keep sit for me ooo

4kings:


I pity your e-reputation starting from Jan 21st.
But if Jesus comes, keep sit for me ooo

Bros, everything has been fulfilled .

How I go take keep sit for you, you are not one of us na, abi are you one of us? You given your life to Christ?

MrPresident1:


Bros, everything has been fulfilled .

How I go take keep sit for you, you are not one of us na, abi are you one of us? You given your life to Christ?

What do you mean by Everything has been fulfilled??