A woman and a man were involved in car accident.
It was a bad one, caused by the woman’s reckless driving.
Both of their cars were badly damaged but amazingly neither of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of … cars, the woman says;
“So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle.
My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn’t break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she
handed the bottle over to the man.
The man nodded his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then
handed it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and handed it back
to the man.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police to come and collect their
evidence.”
(drunk driver’s offence)
Adam ate the apple again !
Men will NEVER learn !
Women will Never change!!!

#Xavier.

Some girls will hold the manhood of their father's age mate and give a Mouth Action and won't be shy,
but will be shy to hold ordinary Microphone to give Testimony in church.
May your period play hide and seek with you this month if you don't change
If e pain u come beat me i dey Port Harcourt.

#Xavier.

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#Xavier.

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Hmmmmmmmm. Na Woah Oh.

MUMMIES COME AND READ OOH

THIS ONE WEAK ME OOOH


Shocking story

Must read



A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love
with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father came to know
about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it.


Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a
happy future.


The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not
find them.


At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in a
local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow
you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other
truly."


So in this way, their love won and they returned home. The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot.

The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.


Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.


The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately.


She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the
same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained.


Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.



She was very tired.


In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone
knocked at the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady
of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.


The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue box, which shocked the
girl. She asked "What is this...?" The old lady replied...











































"Ariel Washing powder".
It will remove all stubborn stains!!!"..

Please do not even start swearing at me ...

I am also mad and I have a loaded gun and I am still hunting for the idiot who mailed this to me!

Meanwhile, let me come and be going to turn the dodo I am frying Jare.

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How To Hack a Fingerprint (Xploit Comedy)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgu9tYBYoPs

There is nothing more annoying than a child from the next compound playing with" UP NEPA"when your phone battery is 1%

The way you eat bread and popcorn when no one is there.... that is the real u

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Real House Of Comedy November Compilation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0AULXPi8Ds

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Xploit Comedy 2018 collection... so funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4sXztvz_LY