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The Player Handbook by Drwolf: 8:09pm On Feb 21, 2017
What's the dream of every wannabe player?
To find the ultimate formula to make every single girl go crazy. To find out one single way to make every girl drop her pants down for him. In reality, that's not possible, I'm not trying to say that each girl is unique, don't get me wrong girls are special. Let's look at it this way, your dream formula is like water, we have 3 different girls,

Girl number one is salt
Girl number two is sugar
Girl number three is stone

You realize these different compounds react to water different ways. Salt dissolves with ease, sugar with a little difficulty while stone won't. Here you see the different results a single approach will bring. The ultimate formula instead is understanding the type of girl you're dealing with. I've seen girls who don't appreciate the cool, quiet type of guy. I've seen girls falling for the guy who you think would b brotherzoned. It's all about understanding the type of girl you're dealing with here, stalking is allowed.
Trust me, I went through years of research trying to put girls into 5 categories. A lot of people may say I'm jobless, but I did it for the sake of science and I came out successful. Over the course of this thread I'll describe these girls and give you the tips to get them, trust me, I've tried them successfully several times. Feel free to ask questions too.

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Re: The Player Handbook by weezeffizy(m): 8:51pm On Feb 21, 2017
continue man
Re: The Player Handbook by OluwabuqqyYOLO(m): 9:09pm On Feb 21, 2017
Rule No. 1: Have a touch of Yoruba in your roots. grin

Simple!

But, really, tell me what good being a playboy brings. I know the bad already, just tell me the good.

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Re: The Player Handbook by Nobody: 9:12pm On Feb 21, 2017
OluwabuqqyYOLO:
Rule No. 1: Have a touch of Yoruba in your roots. grin

Simple!

But, really, tell me what good being a playboy brings. I know the bad already, just tell me the good.
angry shocked
wat do u mean?
Re: The Player Handbook by OluwabuqqyYOLO(m): 9:19pm On Feb 21, 2017
CHIZZNEWS:
angry shocked
wat do u mean?
What have I done, bros?
Re: The Player Handbook by Nobody: 9:22pm On Feb 21, 2017
OluwabuqqyYOLO:

What have I done, bros?
which one be YORUBA ROOTS lipsrsealed
Re: The Player Handbook by McBrooklyn(m): 9:23pm On Feb 21, 2017

Re: The Player Handbook by OluwabuqqyYOLO(m): 9:24pm On Feb 21, 2017
CHIZZNEWS:

which one be YORUBA ROOTS lipsrsealed
grin

Re: The Player Handbook by Nobody: 9:33pm On Feb 21, 2017
OluwabuqqyYOLO:

grin
NA U BE DAT.. TOUCH OF YORUBA IN YOUR ROOTS.. grin grin grin grin grin ;DI CAN SEE..CONTINUE JARE
Re: The Player Handbook by OluwabuqqyYOLO(m): 9:55pm On Feb 21, 2017
CHIZZNEWS:

NA U BE DAT.. TOUCH OF YORUBA IN YOUR ROOTS.. grin grin grin grin grin ;DI CAN SEE..CONTINUE JARE
No oh. No be me na.
Re: The Player Handbook by Drwolf: 10:31pm On Feb 21, 2017
1. The principled chick

I'll like to place my steps in the following order
1. The observation
2. The introduction
3. The follow up
4. The right impression
5. The resolution

Let me start with one of my cases.
I met this chick (let's just say her name is Paula)at a function. I didn't intend to meet any girl that day , so I came unprepared. I took a lot of alcoholic drinks and got little bit intoxicated . Then I saw this chick (Paula) by a corner, I observed the way she carried herself and the way she dressed, she looked like the religious type and I immediately put her in this category. I went to meet her and asked for her name .she was probably thinking I came to say something serious, but immediately I started asking other questions, she started shifting away from me. She finally gave up running away from me and that's how I got her phone number from her (mind you, the phone number she gave me was one she didn't regularly use) I sent her a message and waited for one month for her to reply. Probably she was in a good mood when she replied or bored maybe, so I used the opportunity to give her the right impression. I cracked some jokes and told her I had to return to work. Fast forward, we started chatting more and more. She came around one day, didn't go straight to the whole sexual talk and stuff. I treated her like fellow guy . Later that night she started talks about relationship with me but I wasn't that interested.

I'll drop the analysis shortly... Feel free to ask questions
Re: The Player Handbook by Nobody: 9:28am On Feb 22, 2017
Drwolf:
1. The principled chick

I'll like to place my steps in the following order
1. The observation
2. The introduction
3. The follow up
4. The right impression
5. The resolution

Let me start with one of my cases.
I met this chick (let's just say her name is Paula)at a function. I didn't intend to meet any girl that day , so I came unprepared. I took a lot of alcoholic drinks and got little bit intoxicated . Then I saw this chick (Paula) by a corner, I observed the way she carried herself and the way she dressed, she looked like the religious type and I immediately put her in this category. I went to meet her and asked for her name .she was probably thinking I came to say something serious, but immediately I started asking other questions, she started shifting away from me. She finally gave up running away from me and that's how I got her phone number from her (mind you, the phone number she gave me was one she didn't regularly use) I sent her a message and waited for one month for her to reply. Probably she was in a good mood when she replied or bored maybe, so I used the opportunity to give her the right impression. I cracked some jokes and told her I had to return to work. Fast forward, we started chatting more and more. She came around one day, didn't go straight to the whole sexual talk and stuff. I treated her like fellow guy . Later that night she started talks about relationship with me but I wasn't that interested.

I'll drop the analysis shortly... Feel free to ask questions
hmmmmm cheesy :Dthis is good. i must confess.. apart from ha dressing.. wat else should u know to spot a principled chick..ha charcters etc
Re: The Player Handbook by metrosexual: 11:58am On Feb 22, 2017
Drwolf ride on, you are a fellow hunter in the game.
I perfected Playboyism immediately after university as I was bored while waiting for NYSC and ever since, girls have become something of second importance because they become so easy to read, decode and dissect, understand women and how to make they tick and you'd agree that women are indeed beautiful beings!

I just haven't had time to write much on this, but if your write up turns out to be something cool and full of facts I would drop my own version here as well for others to see.
Re: The Player Handbook by Drwolf: 5:57pm On Feb 22, 2017
Talking about the principled chick
From the head downwards her features may include
1. Mild to moderate makeup
2. She doesn't talk or laugh excessively
3. She has this air of superiority
4. proper gait
5. Decent dressing
You don't really need Sherlock Holmes ability to decipher a principles chick, the obvious just stares right at you

About your introduction, what you require is doing something that will make her remember you even if not your name. Trust me, a straighfoward introduction is not going to work 80% of the time. You could do something crazy or funny, but don't try to overdo it.
The follow up requires patience, it could be up to a year, try not to be a pest, phone calls don't work for her. Rather send a text message . Don't send too much or too needy text messages too.
Whenever she decides to reply you, market yourself as someone at her level or even above. She'll see you as being suitable enough here.
Re: The Player Handbook by Nobody: 12:06am On Apr 02, 2017
Drwolf:
Talking about the principled chick
From the head downwards her features may include
1. Mild to moderate makeup
2. She doesn't talk or laugh excessively
3. She has this air of superiority
4. proper gait
5. Decent dressing
You don't really need Sherlock Holmes ability to decipher a principles chick, the obvious just stares right at you

About your introduction, what you require is doing something that will make her remember you even if not your name. Trust me, a straighfoward introduction is not going to work 80% of the time. You could do something crazy or funny, but don't try to overdo it.
The follow up requires patience, it could be up to a year, try not to be a pest, phone calls don't work for her. Rather send a text message . Don't send too much or too needy text messages too.
Whenever she decides to reply you, market yourself as someone at her level or even above. She'll see you as being suitable enough here.
bros continue this tutorials

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