akintom:
Dear Christians,

As you prepare for the return of Jesus, please remember that you wouldn't be needing the following in heaven. Receive sense as you read.

1. You will not have brain when you get to heaven, because won't be needing it. As there will be no need to remember anything ( eg your loved ones in hell) and no need to think, for Yahweh shall think for all heavenites.

2. You will have no penis, vagina, and all other reproductive organ. Because heaven will only be populated via rapture and resurrection.

3. You will have no legs because you don't walk in heaven, you fly instead (even though I don't understand why angels need wings to fly, like the force of gravity affects them).

4. You will become dreadlocked, because there is no barber in heaven.

5. You will have no stomach because there's no Food in heaven.

6. You will not have bed, because you will never have to sleep (your assignment is singing to Yahweh forever).

So, atheists, REPENT TODAY so that you won't miss this lovely place called heaven.

bennyann:

Akintom, this is your worse thread so far ( to me of course). I never thought of seeing you as a kid until now.

Let me list your problems
1. You want to use logic in heaven - everything will make sense to you because you will be your real self and not your carnal self where you would have to make research before. You would understand things better then. The real you will not be limited in mind. If God created us with a freewill why should He take it away after we've won the race?

2. You don't want to miss out on sex even in your next life, well there's a religion that offers that.

I'm tired of listing because the desires of your flesh is what has blinded you, as a result you believe the lies you just listed there.

Talking about the use of legs as if you've never dreamt of flying .... You can decide to fly or walk or float, just take any form of movement you wish.

Talking about barber? My God! This is serious.

You always claim you are intelligent but in this area, please leave it to the expert... Those who've been there already and you wouldn't even accept their descriptions. So you who haven't been there should just stop the lies.

It's a pity you know nothing about the beauty of heaven. Who has sold you such a lie? Do you know after enjoying heaven for a while, you'll continue the enjoyment elsewhere

You will be so disappointed to find out there's food and even a place for leisure... What's the mansion for?

Stick to what you know akintom. This area isn't for you at all.

Skeendyke you need to see this.

And as usual, since we know the whole lot of you in criticism, make sure you give proofs for all you put there before you take the next leap

destinysaid:
But really though, answer me this question. If you identify with no religion. Why do ppl like you ( not all atheist though, iv met some real fine gentlemen) take it upon urself to discredit all things religious??


You HV ur way , I HV mine, for you to now come n be forcefully drying ppl, pulling them, showing evidence of no God, that is in acceptable.

I tot as an atheist y'all are supposed to be superior to us unlearned Christian folks in terms of intelligence

Why drag itself to the mud just to prove a point.

Go on with ur life and leave us alone to worship what u claim does not exist.

akintom:

Hey.... Is it a sin for you to indulge in humor?
Why are you rating this thread on seriousness scale?
Don't you know that Yahweh have some sense of humor? A read through the story of Adam and eve, shows how comedic god is.

bennyann:


Talking about the use of legs as if you've never dreamt of flying .... You can decide to fly or walk or float, just take any form of movement you wish.

bennyann:
Talking about barber? My God! This is serious.

bennyann:

You will be so disappointed to find out there's food and even a place for leisure... What's the mansion for?

akintom:

Are you sure there will be gravitational force in heaven? Verily verily I tell you, you don't need your legs. You gonna be levitating (like moon walk).

yea, y'all gonna be like rastafarians. Jah has done it all.

Leisure? What kinds of leisure?
Why will you need a mansion? When all the earthly elements will not be in heaven..... Have you thought about that?

bennyann:

You have no idea how the materials here on earth are like photocopies of the original elsewhere.

akintom:


Your gift of discernment still has fresh anointing. You discerned perfectly, when you said that i crave fleshy things (physiologically bestowed behavior though).

Is there gonna be pool where one can be marooned with angelic babes (a least for we lovers of fleshy things)?

bennyann:

Who told you I have gift of discernment?

But what were you expecting me to say when you're talking about sex, bed, hairstyles and trekking or flying....
I'm using logic now and you're going gifts of.... Don't let me pounce on you ooo


If I should even give you the answer, won't you make mockery of it?

POOL - Present. You can be in it with friends, families and even your partner but it's all pure love.

What did I say again? PURE LOVE

Everything there is pure because there is no flesh to satisfy.

All these won't make sense to you till you get there or have the privilege of seeing it while on earth. And the contents are not something to be told to those who it is obvious will make mockery of it.

My prayer is for you to get it right before leaving this earth.

Heaven has been painted to be boring by people like you whilst the others that has no fun in them are the ones called lively just because they promise to satisfy one's promiscuous desires.

Christianity doesn't look attractive. Jesus hid nothing from us. He made us to know in this life we will go through hardships and that if we want to follow Him we have to carry our cross before we can do that.

He described all and later told us to choose but He also advised on what to choose which is better - the narrow path..

So isn't it high time you stopped looking for an easy way out? Isn't it high time you stopped looking for things that are beautiful on the outside but on the inside are deadly?

Carry your cross and follow Jesus akintom

I've been thinking, when you go to church, what do you do? Are you among those that lead the choir or participate in any church activities like Teempakguy and randomperson?

So tell me what you do in church

bennyann:


But what were you expecting me to say when you're talking about sex, bed, hairstyles and trekking or flying....
I'm using logic now and you're going gifts of.... Don't let me pounce on you ooo

bennyann:

POOL - Present. You can be in it with friends, families and even your partner but it's all pure love.

bennyann:

What did I say again? PURE LOVE

bennyann:

Carry your cross and follow Jesus akintom

bennyann:

So tell me what you do in church

enshy:

He doesnt go to church.
He was a Pastor some years back but left the Vineyard and service due to carnal quests and misuse of Holy Scriptures.
He is an atheist but I beg to differ that this intelligent guy is only a God critic and God hater.
The truth is akintom is only on sabbatical, he is coming back to His Lord. Amen!

bennyann:


He was a Pastor? Akintom! Are you one of the firstS that has become the last? You better be the last that will be first just in time before it's too late.

I say 'AMEN' to your prayer enshy

akintom:


pounce on me ? Just like pre-intimacy of two love birds?


"your partner"? Like my angelic babe?




What exactly makes love pure?




You no love me at all....! I don see road finish, you com dey ask me to enter forest of illusion again. Now i know that your love for me is impure.



You should first ask if know road to church.

akintom:

Enshy has a citation on my past pastoral forage.

bennyann:

So it's true you were once a Pastor? Answer me ooo, I'm waiting

4evergod3:




I have always known him to be a God hater and not quite an atheist. The tag of "atheist" he gave to himself was just to endear him to a certain group of people thereby giving him the impression that he was not alone.

The level of vitriol that exudes from him whenever God is mentioned shows he is trying as best as he negatively can to get his own pound of flesh from God or Gods Children but he doesn't see the folly in all that.

Akingbade Thomas is a God hater!

enshy:

You are perfectly correct but He is coming back.
He is on sabbatical now but He will surely come to His Lord!
He was cut off so he might be grafted in again to remain with His Lord forever...We will pray Him back to His Lord! Amen!!

4evergod3:




I have always known him to be a God hater and not quite an atheist. The tag of "atheist" he gave to himself was just to endear him to a certain group of people thereby giving him the impression that he was not alone.

The level of vitriol that exudes from him whenever God is mentioned shows he is trying as best as he negatively can to get his own pound of flesh from God or Gods Children but he doesn't see the folly in all that.

bennyann:


Big brother, You knew He was once a Pastor?

4evergod3:


Not quite. But I could sense it from his posts. Only one who has been so close can be so far.

Only one who once spoke so lovingly can speak with so much hatred.

The devil has a way of bringing out the worst from the best if allowed.

In the case of the prodigal son was he not loved by the father while in the fathers house? The thoughts of taking his own share came to him while he was yet in the fathers house and not outside. He planned everything while yet in his fathers house. Akingbade was tempted and he fell and was lured away. His day of return is coming.

4evergod3:


Amen!

The truth is that I do understand where a lot of these atheists are coming from because even the bible says in proverbs 24: 16 " for thou the righteous falls seven times, he rises again but the wicked stumble in times of calamity".

The righteous always rise again but the wicked never rise. Akingbade is angry with God for reasons best known to him and like the case of the prodigal son, the fathers doors are still open.

The day of realisation is coming just like the prodigal son came to his senses that day is coming for him. I sense deep loneliness in his life and having the inability to be heard before so now he glories in his new found negative voice so wishes to exploit it to the max.

Deep down inside he is still a child crying out for help but trying to act tough on the outside.

Pastafarian:
deluded Christians gather here to devour author of this thread, a thread made only for humour purpose, seems the humour still hit some raw nerves judging by the way they use personal info to attack OP

deluded Christians are now using their Yahweh given mind reading abilities to know what OP is thinking, what problems he's facing, how he's angry with god, they know this probably due to the power of the Hole-ly spirit; yet this ability usually fail woefully in the real world cuz they get cheated, deceived, fleeced, swindled just like atheists and adherents of other religion