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Three Women Are About To Be Executed by DONFASZY(m): 10:29am On Dec 22, 2009
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''


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Re: Three Women Are About To Be Executed by Moyola(f): 10:31am On Dec 22, 2009
LOL! Ode do! grin
Re: Three Women Are About To Be Executed by reka(m): 5:42pm On Dec 23, 2009
lol,
nice one,
Re: Three Women Are About To Be Executed by Kunbee: 11:48pm On Dec 23, 2009
Nice cheesy
Re: Three Women Are About To Be Executed by creampy(f): 1:25pm On Dec 24, 2009
nice 1
Re: Three Women Are About To Be Executed by DONFASZY(m): 7:16pm On Dec 28, 2009
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Three Women Are About To Be Executed by Akanniade(m): 4:15pm On Dec 30, 2009
that was a good one.
Re: Three Women Are About To Be Executed by Kunbee: 12:11am On Dec 31, 2009
By who
Re: Three Women Are About To Be Executed by segunpc(m): 11:46am On Dec 31, 2009
@post

eya.lol
Re: Three Women Are About To Be Executed by Kunbee: 10:38pm On Dec 31, 2009
Whaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttt undecided
Re: Three Women Are About To Be Executed by DONFASZY(m): 3:53pm On Jan 05, 2010
cry crymy prey kb
Re: Three Women Are About To Be Executed by Spyker: 5:28pm On Jan 05, 2010
DON FASZY:

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''NIGERIAN!!!'''
And everyone runs away for fear of Bomb.


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Re: Three Women Are About To Be Executed by clemcykul(f): 9:57am On Jan 06, 2010
nice one
Re: Three Women Are About To Be Executed by nickybayo(f): 4:57pm On Jan 06, 2010
nice 1
Re: Three Women Are About To Be Executed by Kunbee: 1:06am On Jan 09, 2010
DON FASZY:

cry cry my prey kb



Yes undecided

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