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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by TonyeBarcanista(m): 2:39pm On Apr 16, 2017
genearts:
look at how pdp has turned the once intelligent tonye into writing poo. just look at this piece of crap, very unenlightening and totally nonsesical. guy you dey fall my hand. smh


why are pdp goons so desperate to cast doubts over the activities of efcc by the way?

smh
Can you objectively state how this write-up is "poo"?

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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by bumi10(m): 2:44pm On Apr 16, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
Thats to tell you that the whole story get K-leg.

Sure Sis Bunmi....

tnks
Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by TonyeBarcanista(m): 2:52pm On Apr 16, 2017
bumi10:

tnks
My pleasure Dear....

Lalasticlala come and see
Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by AirFireEarthH20: 2:55pm On Apr 16, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:

If Ribadu was still in EFCC he wouldn't have spared Babachir, Tukur Buratai, Amaexhi and all indicted officers of the administration.

Exactly! Ribadu's very patriotic and wanted to clean our land of looters not the idiotic Magu

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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by genearts(m): 2:55pm On Apr 16, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
Can you objectively state how this write-up is "poo"?

1. how can you suggest that efcc should frame innocent individuals for something they know nothing about? are you being sarcastic or what?
2. i am suprised and dissappointed that you also joined the confused morons in pdp (who in one breath will say that efcc planted the discovered money while also accusing amaechi of owning the money) to insinuate that efcc planted the said money without any shred of credible evidence other than conjectures and innuendoes

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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by Dmano: 2:56pm On Apr 16, 2017
Me i dey go Ikoyi sharp sharp the look 4rooms if i fit find my dollars like magu abi na only him fit find am?
Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by TonyeBarcanista(m): 3:01pm On Apr 16, 2017
genearts:


1. how can you suggest that efcc should frame innocent individuals for something they know nothing about? are you being sarcastic or what?
Obviously you didn't get the catch.

2. i am suprised and dissappointed that you also joined the confused morons in pdp (who in one breath will say that efcc planted the discovered money while also accusing amaechi of owning the money) to insinuate that efcc planted the said money without any shred of credible evidence other than conjectures and innuendoes
Lol which other evidence are you still looking for? Did you skip those salient questions while reading?

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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by genearts(m): 3:11pm On Apr 16, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:

Obviously you didn't get the catch.


Lol which other evidence are you still looking for? Did you skip those salient questions while reading?

what catch? thoughts like that should remains and die as "thoughts" and not what you should pen down if you want to be taken seriously.

your "salient" questions are conjectures and not enough to prove what you are alleging

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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by genearts(m): 3:15pm On Apr 16, 2017
DickTator1:
Why is EFCC suddenly quiet?
Reason: I believe the money belongs to Amaechi and Tinubu owns the house, quote me any where.

i thought efcc planted the money and its all propaganda.

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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by TonyeBarcanista(m): 3:17pm On Apr 16, 2017
genearts:


what catch? thoughts like that should remains and die as "thoughts" and not what you should pen down if you want to be taken seriously.

your "salient" questions are conjectures and not enough to prove what you are alleging
Unfortunately, what I said with respect to the police is not new to Nigerians and we can't sugarcoat it. They are very infamous for their staged and scripted theatrics. They will parade a hungry and dried looking man and accuse him of robbing banks and highways for over 10 years...

Magu should meet them for a better theatrics.

And YES, Magu's latest discoveries defies logic and is an insult to sanity.

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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by Jabioro: 3:27pm On Apr 16, 2017
We are watching.. enough of tactics drama of no end..
Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by genearts(m): 3:28pm On Apr 16, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
Unfortunately, what I said with respect to the police is not new to Nigerians and we can't sugarcoat it. They are very infamous for their staged and scripted theatrics. They will parade a hungry and dried looking man and accuse him of robbing banks and highways for over 10 years...

Magu should meet them for a better theatrics.

And YES, Magu's latest discoveries defies logic and is an insult to sanity.

whatever rocks your boat dude, i'm done with you
P.S: you pdp goons should pick one narrative and stick to it, you guys sound so confused. wike is saying amaechi owns, you are here saying efcc planted the money to deceive nigerians

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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by 4Play(m): 3:58pm On Apr 16, 2017
There is nothing extraordinary about the suggestion that corruption discoveries are not actually discoveries. Who remembers last year all the talk of N3 trillion recovered to the TSA (a case of double-counting)? See here: https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/06/05/keeping-his-promise-buhari-announces-recovery-of-n3-4-trillion-in-one-year/


Check out this thread here where the claim was that the EFCC had recovered $3.1bn over a 6 months period - https://www.nairaland.com/3102491/efcc-recovers-3.1bn-6-months

Has anyone heard anything about the N2.5bn discovered in Stellah Oduah's housemaid's bank account: [url]http://saharareporters.com/2016/07/03/efcc-finds-n25b-former-aviation-minister-stella-oduah%E2%80%99s-housemaid%E2%80%99s-account[/url]

Here is a claim of recovering $10bn: http://mobile.apanews.net/en/news/nigerian-govt-recovers-over-10bn-from-looters-minister

This is just a brief snapshot of a number of stories that have no follow-through. No new news exists pertaining to the Sanusi $20bn claim.

The tragedy is not that there is nothing to recover - loot stolen by Nigerians may run into the hundreds of billions of dollars over multiple decades. The tragedy is that the desire to see corruption tackled is exploited in sham claims of discoveries for propaganda purposes.

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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by alaba223: 4:06pm On Apr 16, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
No surprise say na Magu De plant them the money in conjunction with his friends in CBN and Minting agency.
prove it or adonbiliv
Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by agbalanze01: 4:08pm On Apr 16, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
You know when I was still in my boyhood I use to fantasize about storming on some huge amount of money on the floor and use it to make my dad to. be very wealthy. Magu is trying to remind me of that fantasy.

"as I de wakar so make I just see $1000000 inside wallet for ground. I go pick an and use am buy house for Ikoyi for my papa, build Plaza for my mama, carry my friends, brother and sisters to America, buy cars and help poor. people" cheesy cheesy cheesy
wait dad to be?
you don give someone belle shocked
Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by Ngokafor(f): 4:09pm On Apr 16, 2017
DickTator1:
Why is EFCC suddenly quiet?
Reason: I believe the money belongs to Amaechi and Tinubu owns the house, quote me any where.



....Spot on!!...EFCC has clearly lost their voice for obvious reason.

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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by Ngokafor(f): 4:12pm On Apr 16, 2017
donmalcolm21:
Before you go edit and type trash just take this one small



..lmao!! grin..please take it easy on him even though he is very annoying.

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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by agbangam: 4:26pm On Apr 16, 2017
Tonye stop supporting evil, guy u sound so unpatriotic, u are a young fellow but ur love for evil like Ozekhome is unbecoming. The way u support those dat wrecked n raped dis nation is just too bad. For 16yrs few individuals (in PDP dat are now moving to APC) stole our wealth. All d monies made from d sale of our natural, God given resources were stolen while d ordinary man continues to languish in abject poverty. PMB may not be perfect but he is trying, EFCC might not be like FBI or CIA but dey are trying.
Tonye stop supporting evil, EFCC under GEJ went into ghost mode but today d story is different.
Tonye stop supporting evil, rather find a way to contribute in making EFCC a better agency like its foreign counterpart.
Tonye stop supporting evil, ur evil party PDP placed us in dis terrible recession, while UAE, Saudi n Norway used their oil money to transform their nation, ur evil party PDP looted dis nation dry. Our economy during GEJ time was only gud cos of d price of crude oil den and as soon as d price of crude oil fell, our economy turned upside down. Even ur den Mrs Harvard, madam Okonjo told us to prepare for Austerity measures cos she knew we will go into recession.
Tonye stop supporting evil rather criticized PMB constructively where needed cos if PMB fails hmmm.
Tonye u are young and have a bright future but ur support for evil will take God's grace away from u.
Tonye stop supporting evil, let's condemn those politicians be it PDP or APC dat wudn't want to make life sweet for us.
Just a messenger of God, Happy Easter.
Tonye stop supporting evil.

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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by kitaatita: 5:39pm On Apr 16, 2017
TonyeBarcanista doesn't just make any sense in this post at all; just the level of conjectures I've heard on the street recently. There are times someone will need to refrain from typing anything.

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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by TonyeBarcanista(m): 6:01pm On Apr 16, 2017
agbalanze01:

wait dad to be?
you don give someone belle shocked
Lol I never give anybody belle yet o... but maYbe in a couple of weeks I would... cheesy
Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by adetayo234: 6:05pm On Apr 16, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
By TonyeBarcanista



I have been following the recent activities of Ibrahim Magu led EFCC with respect to miraculous "discovery" of money worth hundreds of millions of dollars in the most "amazing" areas and places one can think of. 


THREE AMAZING DISCOVERIES WITHIN A 4-WEEK PERIOD:
Firstly, in on the 4th of March 2017, it was reported that EFCC "discovered" a whopping N49 million in bundle in a luggage at Kaduna Airport during a routine check of Luggages, I mean N49,000,000. 

While one would expect that someone would be arrested (as the money had no legs),  the EFCC through its zonal head in Kaduna state said the owner of the luggage showed up but couldn't explain how he came about the money and "fled" into the thin air. In their own words, "his inability to give any concrete explanation made him become uncomfortable and he disappeared into thin air before the arrival of the EFCC operatives according to our source of information." Till date no arrest or lead has been made about the money or whatever... 

We were still wondering how a man could flee into the thin air in the midst of security operatives that searched his bag or how a whopping N49 million will stroll its way into Kaduna airport, the EFCC again came with another "discovery" on April 7, just 3 weeks after the Kaduna discovery. 

On April 7, our beloved EFCC discovered a whopping N448.8 Million in a shop in Lagos that has been abandoned for more than TWO YEARS and has not been opened during the period. As usual, no arrest was made nor any clue given.  I mean, even the traders and those allegedly present were even amazed at the "wizardry" of Magu led EFCC. 

While we kept wondering, trying to reconcile both the Kaduna and Lagos events, the EFCC gave us a bigger shocker a few days ago. This time, they discovered a whopping $50 Million in a Tower in Ikoyi, Lagos. As usual, nobody was linked to or arrested in connection, not even the "gatemen" keeping watch over the building nor the person that gave EFCC operatives the "key" to the safe. 

In fact, every known human being is being alleged to be the owner of the money from a former NNPC MD, former PDP Chairman Adamu Muazu, as well as former Governor of Rivers state Rotimi Amaechi-wjth ALL of them denying and even threatened with lawsuit.  Now they have shifted ownership to National Intelligence Agency (NIA) saying that the Director-General "ran" to Magu and advised him against searching the apartment...  What a story? 


LET US REASON TOGETHER
Is it possible that an Intelligence agency like NIA with security personnel attached to the agency will not put armed to the teeth  security guards around the apartment to guard it against invasion? Are they saying that the SEVEN policemen from the EFCC that invaded the apartment will disarm and overpower these security guards? Are they saying that the DG will tell his men to willingly surrender to EFCC operative even when the agency cross into their territory? Is EFCC, an agency under the Ministry of Justice now superior to NIA,  an intelligence agency under the office of the National Security Adviser (just like DSS)? Can EFCC invade the territory of DSS? 

How did EFCC get the key to the safe? Is EFCC saying such an apartment housing such a large amount will have no guard watching over it?  Not even a "maiguard"? How do we explain the trend of discovering money without clue to who owns or watches the money?  Who will keep a whopping N49 million,  N448 million and $50 million without a watchman or even a spy? 


MAGU HAS TO LEARN FROM HIS NPF COLLEAGUES:
I understand that Magu is trying to play to the gallery in order to please his paymasters, entertain the fantasy of some Nigerians that are gullible, and mislead the public that he is "working". But I think he has to learn from his colleagues in the Police Force on how to go about it. 

There are basically  two ways to achieve this, which I believe will be more sellable to Nigerians than his comedic show. 

The first method is for Magu to announce that investigation is on the way and some suspects being trailed, then he  has to instruct his men to raid any uncompleted building where unemployed young people gather to smoke Indian hemp, arrest them, torture them to accept having knowledge in the crime, invite the press to announce that arrest have been made in connection with the discovered money and make the suspects give confessional statements. Then tell Nigerians that further investigation is ongoing to get all the perpetrators and bring them to justice, then approach any high Court to file a case against the "suspects". 

The second option is to inform the DPO of the nearest police station to "loan him" victims of raids and mass arrest,  torture them and get them rehearse their confessional statements, then carry them along to the so called scene of the drama, video them and tell the press that they were the people keeping watch over the monies and vow that you will  do all you could to bring their sponsors to justice. The "loanee" suspects will make confessional statements and you can then approach a High Court to prosecute them. 

I am very sure that Magu will earn accolades from unsuspecting Nigerians if he implored either of the methods highlighted above. Everyone will be carried away by another events after a couple of days and the whole matter will DIE a natural death. Nobody will be asking questions that further embarrasses the EFCC and Magu. 

Oh Magu,  you know that your recent deception,  sorry I mean discoveries will not sell even in Nollywoood. You have to drop this "James Bond" styled theatrics and learn from your colleagues in the Nigeria Police Force.

Magu need to be informed that Nigerians aren't as stupid as he may think, even if he has to plant money it should be done with wisdom and tacts.







May God Bless Us All And Bless Nigeria 


Then maybe your brother or sister or even you will be passing the area when police were arresting innocent people. Then they will pack you along with them and torture you to agree that you were responsible for the crime. I'm sure you will love it that way.

See the way you are promoting injustice because you think it can only happens to others and not to you. If I have gun, I won't hesitate gunning people like you down. You are better dead than alive

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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by musicwriter(m): 6:06pm On Apr 16, 2017
Well, I take this metaphorically, cause there's no way what you are saying can be real without the involvement of the president. The only way this theory would hold water is if Buhari and Magu engineered it together. Magu can't pull such stunt alone.

The three monies found without owners belongs to people in the Buhari government or their associates.
Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by agbalanze01: 6:14pm On Apr 16, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
Lol I never give anybody belle yet o... but maYbe in a couple of weeks I would... cheesy
Jesu!!!

ok continue cool

you have my blessings

Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by TonyeBarcanista(m): 6:32pm On Apr 16, 2017
adetayo234:


Then maybe your brother or sister or even you will be passing the area when police were arresting innocent people. Then they will pack you along with them and torture you to agree that you were responsible for the crime. I'm sure you will love it that way.

See the way you are promoting injustice because you think it can only happens to others and not to you. If I have gun, I won't hesitate gunning people like you down. You are better dead than alive
Calm down bro, read within the context. Stop the paranoia my man. Nobody is promoting injustice lool...
Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by TonyeBarcanista(m): 6:34pm On Apr 16, 2017
agbalanze01:
Jesu!!!
ok continue cool
you have my blessings
Amen boss and you too... Come and join me chop biko

Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by Jesusloveyou: 6:37pm On Apr 16, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
By TonyeBarcanista



I have been following the recent activities of Ibrahim Magu led EFCC with respect to miraculous "discovery" of money worth hundreds of millions of dollars in the most "amazing" areas and places one can think of. 


THREE AMAZING DISCOVERIES WITHIN A 4-WEEK PERIOD:
Firstly, in on the 4th of March 2017, it was reported that EFCC "discovered" a whopping N49 million in bundle in a luggage at Kaduna Airport during a routine check of Luggages, I mean N49,000,000. 

While one would expect that someone would be arrested (as the money had no legs),  the EFCC through its zonal head in Kaduna state said the owner of the luggage showed up but couldn't explain how he came about the money and "fled" into the thin air. In their own words, "his inability to give any concrete explanation made him become uncomfortable and he disappeared into thin air before the arrival of the EFCC operatives according to our source of information." Till date no arrest or lead has been made about the money or whatever... 

We were still wondering how a man could flee into the thin air in the midst of security operatives that searched his bag or how a whopping N49 million will stroll its way into Kaduna airport, the EFCC again came with another "discovery" on April 7, just 3 weeks after the Kaduna discovery. 

On April 7, our beloved EFCC discovered a whopping N448.8 Million in a shop in Lagos that has been abandoned for more than TWO YEARS and has not been opened during the period. As usual, no arrest was made nor any clue given.  I mean, even the traders and those allegedly present were even amazed at the "wizardry" of Magu led EFCC. 

While we kept wondering, trying to reconcile both the Kaduna and Lagos events, the EFCC gave us a bigger shocker a few days ago. This time, they discovered a whopping $50 Million in a Tower in Ikoyi, Lagos. As usual, nobody was linked to or arrested in connection, not even the "gatemen" keeping watch over the building nor the person that gave EFCC operatives the "key" to the safe. 

In fact, every known human being is being alleged to be the owner of the money from a former NNPC MD, former PDP Chairman Adamu Muazu, as well as former Governor of Rivers state Rotimi Amaechi-wjth ALL of them denying and even threatened with lawsuit.  Now they have shifted ownership to National Intelligence Agency (NIA) saying that the Director-General "ran" to Magu and advised him against searching the apartment...  What a story? 


LET US REASON TOGETHER
Is it possible that an Intelligence agency like NIA with security personnel attached to the agency will not put armed to the teeth  security guards around the apartment to guard it against invasion? Are they saying that the SEVEN policemen from the EFCC that invaded the apartment will disarm and overpower these security guards? Are they saying that the DG will tell his men to willingly surrender to EFCC operative even when the agency cross into their territory? Is EFCC, an agency under the Ministry of Justice now superior to NIA,  an intelligence agency under the office of the National Security Adviser (just like DSS)? Can EFCC invade the territory of DSS? 

How did EFCC get the key to the safe? Is EFCC saying such an apartment housing such a large amount will have no guard watching over it?  Not even a "maiguard"? How do we explain the trend of discovering money without clue to who owns or watches the money?  Who will keep a whopping N49 million,  N448 million and $50 million without a watchman or even a spy? 


MAGU HAS TO LEARN FROM HIS NPF COLLEAGUES:
I understand that Magu is trying to play to the gallery in order to please his paymasters, entertain the fantasy of some Nigerians that are gullible, and mislead the public that he is "working". But I think he has to learn from his colleagues in the Police Force on how to go about it. 

There are basically  two ways to achieve this, which I believe will be more sellable to Nigerians than his comedic show. 

The first method is for Magu to announce that investigation is on the way and some suspects being trailed, then he  has to instruct his men to raid any uncompleted building where unemployed young people gather to smoke Indian hemp, arrest them, torture them to accept having knowledge in the crime, invite the press to announce that arrest have been made in connection with the discovered money and make the suspects give confessional statements. Then tell Nigerians that further investigation is ongoing to get all the perpetrators and bring them to justice, then approach any high Court to file a case against the "suspects". 

The second option is to inform the DPO of the nearest police station to "loan him" victims of raids and mass arrest,  torture them and get them rehearse their confessional statements, then carry them along to the so called scene of the drama, video them and tell the press that they were the people keeping watch over the monies and vow that you will  do all you could to bring their sponsors to justice. The "loanee" suspects will make confessional statements and you can then approach a High Court to prosecute them. 

I am very sure that Magu will earn accolades from unsuspecting Nigerians if he implored either of the methods highlighted above. Everyone will be carried away by another events after a couple of days and the whole matter will DIE a natural death. Nobody will be asking questions that further embarrasses the EFCC and Magu. 

Oh Magu,  you know that your recent deception,  sorry I mean discoveries will not sell even in Nollywoood. You have to drop this "James Bond" styled theatrics and learn from your colleagues in the Nigeria Police Force.

Magu need to be informed that Nigerians aren't as stupid as he may think, even if he has to plant money it should be done with wisdom and tacts.







May God Bless Us All And Bless Nigeria 

you try to make sense but no way.
What make you think the house and the flat 7A and 7B is fictitious or is not existing.
Just think better than what you put up there,
Your sense is not correct.

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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by Jesusloveyou: 6:43pm On Apr 16, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
Can you objectively state how this write-up is "poo"?
in this your nonsense write-up,
You said efcc put the money there,
Why wil efcc go and put money in anyone's house or flat.
Does that make sense to even an illiterate, not to talk of a learned somebody like you.

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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by Jesusloveyou: 6:50pm On Apr 16, 2017
Dmano:
Me i dey go Ikoyi sharp sharp the look 4rooms if i fit find my dollars like magu abi na only him fit find am?
that is the answer you should give the OP, if you can see your own money in the next flat? Since efcc plant money full all the flats in that building.

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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by TonyeBarcanista(m): 7:03pm On Apr 16, 2017
Jesusloveyou:
in this your nonsense write-up,
You said efcc put the money there,
Why wil efcc go and put money in anyone's house or flat.
Does that make sense to even an illiterate, not to talk of a learned somebody like you.
They do so to fool Buhari and deceive Nigerians
Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by agbalanze01: 7:13pm On Apr 16, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
Amen boss and you too... Come and join me chop biko
chop alone abeg
you wan make i purge grin
i have had enough Already for today grin

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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by Folksyharry(m): 8:52am On Apr 17, 2017
When I saw the news initially I didn't look at it this way but I with the different comments I have read so far I agree that these recent discoveries look suspicious.

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Re: EFCC DISCOVERY "Theatrics": What Magu Should Learn From The Nigeria Police by rusher14: 7:01am On Apr 19, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
[s]By TonyeBarcanista



I have been following the recent activities of Ibrahim Magu led EFCC with respect to miraculous "discovery" of money worth hundreds of millions of dollars in the most "amazing" areas and places one can think of. 


THREE AMAZING DISCOVERIES WITHIN A 4-WEEK PERIOD:
Firstly, in on the 4th of March 2017, it was reported that EFCC "discovered" a whopping N49 million in bundle in a luggage at Kaduna Airport during a routine check of Luggages, I mean N49,000,000. 

While one would expect that someone would be arrested (as the money had no legs),  the EFCC through its zonal head in Kaduna state said the owner of the luggage showed up but couldn't explain how he came about the money and "fled" into the thin air. In their own words, "his inability to give any concrete explanation made him become uncomfortable and he disappeared into thin air before the arrival of the EFCC operatives according to our source of information." Till date no arrest or lead has been made about the money or whatever... 

We were still wondering how a man could flee into the thin air in the midst of security operatives that searched his bag or how a whopping N49 million will stroll its way into Kaduna airport, the EFCC again came with another "discovery" on April 7, just 3 weeks after the Kaduna discovery. 

On April 7, our beloved EFCC discovered a whopping N448.8 Million in a shop in Lagos that has been abandoned for more than TWO YEARS and has not been opened during the period. As usual, no arrest was made nor any clue given.  I mean, even the traders and those allegedly present were even amazed at the "wizardry" of Magu led EFCC. 

While we kept wondering, trying to reconcile both the Kaduna and Lagos events, the EFCC gave us a bigger shocker a few days ago. This time, they discovered a whopping $50 Million in a Tower in Ikoyi, Lagos. As usual, nobody was linked to or arrested in connection, not even the "gatemen" keeping watch over the building nor the person that gave EFCC operatives the "key" to the safe. 

In fact, every known human being is being alleged to be the owner of the money from a former NNPC MD, former PDP Chairman Adamu Muazu, as well as former Governor of Rivers state Rotimi Amaechi-wjth ALL of them denying and even threatened with lawsuit.  Now they have shifted ownership to National Intelligence Agency (NIA) saying that the Director-General "ran" to Magu and advised him against searching the apartment...  What a story? 


LET US REASON TOGETHER
Is it possible that an Intelligence agency like NIA with security personnel attached to the agency will not put armed to the teeth  security guards around the apartment to guard it against invasion? Are they saying that the SEVEN policemen from the EFCC that invaded the apartment will disarm and overpower these security guards? Are they saying that the DG will tell his men to willingly surrender to EFCC operative even when the agency cross into their territory? Is EFCC, an agency under the Ministry of Justice now superior to NIA,  an intelligence agency under the office of the National Security Adviser (just like DSS)? Can EFCC invade the territory of DSS? 

How did EFCC get the key to the safe? Is EFCC saying such an apartment housing such a large amount will have no guard watching over it?  Not even a "maiguard"? How do we explain the trend of discovering money without clue to who owns or watches the money?  Who will keep a whopping N49 million,  N448 million and $50 million without a watchman or even a spy? 


MAGU HAS TO LEARN FROM HIS NPF COLLEAGUES:
I understand that Magu is trying to play to the gallery in order to please his paymasters, entertain the fantasy of some Nigerians that are gullible, and mislead the public that he is "working". But I think he has to learn from his colleagues in the Police Force on how to go about it. 

There are basically  two ways to achieve this, which I believe will be more sellable to Nigerians than his comedic show. 

The first method is for Magu to announce that investigation is on the way and some suspects being trailed, then he  has to instruct his men to raid any uncompleted building where unemployed young people gather to smoke Indian hemp, arrest them, torture them to accept having knowledge in the crime, invite the press to announce that arrest have been made in connection with the discovered money and make the suspects give confessional statements. Then tell Nigerians that further investigation is ongoing to get all the perpetrators and bring them to justice, then approach any high Court to file a case against the "suspects". 

The second option is to inform the DPO of the nearest police station to "loan him" victims of raids and mass arrest,  torture them and get them rehearse their confessional statements, then carry them along to the so called scene of the drama, video them and tell the press that they were the people keeping watch over the monies and vow that you will  do all you could to bring their sponsors to justice. The "loanee" suspects will make confessional statements and you can then approach a High Court to prosecute them. 

I am very sure that Magu will earn accolades from unsuspecting Nigerians if he implored either of the methods highlighted above. Everyone will be carried away by another events after a couple of days and the whole matter will DIE a natural death. Nobody will be asking questions that further embarrasses the EFCC and Magu. 

Oh Magu,  you know that your recent deception,  sorry I mean discoveries will not sell even in Nollywoood. You have to drop this "James Bond" styled theatrics and learn from your colleagues in the Nigeria Police Force.

Magu need to be informed that Nigerians aren't as stupid as he may think, even if he has to plant money it should be done with wisdom and tacts.







May God Bless Us All And Bless Nigeria 

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