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If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by afemai: 7:31pm On Jan 04, 2010
Hi my great NL folks. If you have for any reason whatsoever raised your hands to hit a woman before?
then you are nothing but a MONSTER.
there are one million and one ways to deal with a woman when she misbehaves
without reaching out to HIT her. ONLY WEAK MEN HIT WOMEN.
Please choose as applicable to your situation from the one million and one alternatives to beating.
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by Vuitton(m): 7:34pm On Jan 04, 2010
DRY embarassed
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by jenibayo(f): 7:35pm On Jan 04, 2010
afemai:

Hi my great NL folks. If you have for any reason whatsoever raised your hands to hit a woman before?
then you are nothing but a MONSTER.
there are one million and one ways to deal with a woman when she misbehaves
without reaching out to HIT her. ONLY WEAK MEN HIT WOMEN.
Please choose as applicable to your situation from the one million and one alternatives to beating below,

God bless u for word.
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by bytes2tera: 7:37pm On Jan 04, 2010
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Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by tkb417(m): 7:38pm On Jan 04, 2010
ok
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by mamagee3(f): 7:53pm On Jan 04, 2010
Must you start a thread? undecided
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by nana(f): 7:57pm On Jan 04, 2010
wth?!
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by Nobody: 8:06pm On Jan 04, 2010
afemai:

0,999,999. why dont you just pick your bag and take off for 3 days maximum and catch fun without her

Don;t you think this is Cruel? 'cus your partner becomes unneccessarily worried when they don't know you whereabout
what will you be doing all alone? flirting around right? ADULTERY

afemai:

1,000,000. why dont you just why dont you just refuse to buy her the gift you promised her

EVERY PROMISE IS A DEBT


afemai:

1,000,001. why dont you report her to your Pastor/Imam or parents.

Every problem(s) in your relationship MUST be settled between you both without involving a 3rd party

WETIN ALL THOS NUMBERS MEAN

Guy abeg relationship councelling no be your thing try another industry like mental coaching.
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by Nobody: 8:16pm On Jan 04, 2010
@poster
i have raised my hands on a woman before AND WILL DO IT AGAIN IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN.

nobody should raise their hand on anybody BUT if any person thinks that it is ok to raise their hand on me (whether male or female) then they will get a beat down, no questions asked.

if a woman thinks she has any rights to disrespect a man and raise her hands on him then she should get the exact same treatment and be B I T C H slapped at a 45 degrees angle. lets not discriminate!!!!
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by echobee(f): 8:34pm On Jan 04, 2010
very very very dry thread
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by Sexytricia(f): 8:42pm On Jan 04, 2010
Serious
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by 190: 9:02pm On Jan 04, 2010
so far so good for another newbie on ground again~

in the person of this poster


Now tell me your GF misbehaves
whats the best way 2 treat her fcukup

if its not to spank her a$$ grin

tell me
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by harakiri(m): 9:45pm On Jan 04, 2010
@Poster

I have some questions for you.What would you do if :

(1)Your woman grabs and tugs violently at your manhood in the bathroom simply because you are arguing?
(2)Your woman burns up your Dolce and Gabbana designer shirts to spite you?
(3)Your woman has a habit of slapping you multiple times and calls you "woman wrapper" in public?
(4)She cracks a champagne bottle on your head at a party simply because you complimented on the dressing of another woman
(5)She breaks the headlights/taillights of your brand new range rover sport (which you haven't finished paying for)?

If you can tolerate such a woman without getting physical at some point, then YOU ARE A WEAK MAN! Whenever i see some so called "modernized men" come on here and jump on the "thou shalt not touch woman" bandwagon, i just laugh.Na becos una neva jam craze woman before dat na why una mouth dey run like okro.I'm glad i haven't been in such an unfortunate situation before but i have seen some very serious cases and i feel pity.Some women are downright crazy and will push you to the very limits.After all the damage, they will still call you a "she-man" on top of it.For those of you who haven't experienced such embarrassment, don't come here talking about what you don't understand.There are women that will make you lose all form of civility within seconds.They will force you to do the unthinkable.These times only "understand" you when you get physical.YOU CANNOT REASON WITH THEM! ! ! I have seen quite a few so i know what i am talking about.Just pray you don't run into them else you will be back on NL singing a new song.
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by 190: 9:59pm On Jan 04, 2010
^^^

gbam~
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by freecocoa(f): 10:47pm On Jan 04, 2010
Som thread sef.na wa oo,i dnt suport women batterin bt sm women can be rily anoyin,direspectful & even hit men first & i tink such a 1 deserves sm beatn 1nce in awhile.
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by Pweety4me(f): 10:52pm On Jan 04, 2010
Ok don't hit a woman simple!
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by Nobody: 11:38pm On Jan 04, 2010
^^ Totallly agree, its very simple, very very simple,

@harakiri
jus keep ur anger under control no matter what, you are more of a man in the end, a man who is full control of his emotions is a REAL MAN. You can can take other drastic steps that will even pain her more than hitting her, by hitting her ur just debasing yourself pure and simple angry
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by semid4lyfe(m): 11:47pm On Jan 04, 2010
mama-gee:

Must you start a thread? undecided
Pot calling kettle black. Like se your own threads make sense
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by harakiri(m): 12:02am On Jan 05, 2010
Adrenaline:

^^ Totallly agree, its very simple, very very simple,

@harakiri
jus keep your anger under control no matter what, you are more of a man in the end, a man who is full control of his emotions is a REAL MAN. You can can take other drastic steps that will even pain her more than hitting her, by hitting her your just debasing yourself pure and simple angry


I get you. . .i wasn't advocating for myself though.Dude, i have seen a pal of mine who is one of the most disciplined/cultured/emotionally controlled human beings you can ever come across.A woman actually turned him into a beast in less than 5 minutes.This one no be story.The guy almost killed her.It took me and another guy to pull him off the woman.Dude, there are some mentally deranged women out there who can turn a pastor into Osama Bin Laden overnight.As much as we preach the "thou shalt not touch women" gospel, just pray you don't encounter such women.They come in different forms e.g wife,girlfriend,co-worker,boss,fellow driver on the road,woman at the airport,lady at the filling station. . .you name it.Just don't be unfortunate coz when it happens, you will not remember any such thing called principles.Imagine a woman ripping your shirt to pieces at the work place and slapping you on top of that. . .how many men will tolerate that one? It's easier said than done!
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by debosky(m): 12:06am On Jan 05, 2010
Does spanking during sex also mean I'm a monster? undecided
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by walestar01(m): 4:29am On Jan 05, 2010
When my girlfriend hurt me, I took sepe badly and fuk her like hell, i fuk her like say end of earth don land, even while she was begging, I continue fuking her
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by echobee(f): 9:06am On Jan 05, 2010
so dry and such a silly thread
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by sofadj(m): 9:11pm On Jan 06, 2010
IMO

NOT A SILLY THREAD JUST THE WAY IT WAS PRESENTED,
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by beejaei: 11:45pm On Jan 06, 2010
@poster

You remind me of the freshers/first-year-students back in the days. cool cool cool cool
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by cold(m): 12:04am On Jan 07, 2010
harakiri:

@Poster

I have some questions for you.What would you do if :

(1)Your woman grabs and tugs violently at your manhood in the bathroom simply because you are arguing?
(2)Your woman burns up your Dolce and Gabbana designer shirts to spite you?
(3)Your woman has a habit of slapping you multiple times and calls you "woman wrapper" in public?
(4)She cracks a champagne bottle on your head at a party simply because you complimented on the dressing of another woman
(5)She breaks the headlights/taillights of your brand new range rover sport (which you haven't finished paying for)?

If you can tolerate such a woman without getting physical at some point, then YOU ARE A WEAK MAN! Whenever i see some so called "modernized men" come on here and jump on the "thou shalt not touch woman" bandwagon, i just laugh.Na becos una neva jam craze woman before dat na why una mouth dey run like okro.I'm glad i haven't been in such an unfortunate situation before but i have seen some very serious cases and i feel pity.Some women are downright crazy and will push you to the very limits.After all the damage, they will still call you a "she-man" on top of it.For those of you who haven't experienced such embarrassment, don't come here talking about what you don't understand.There are women that will make you lose all form of civility within seconds.They will force you to do the unthinkable.These times only "understand" you when you get physical.YOU CANNOT REASON WITH THEM! ! ! I have seen quite a few so i know what i am talking about.Just pray you don't run into them else you will be back on NL singing a new song.

I totally concur,some women leave u no choice but to unleash the monster buried in you
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by H2O2: 12:24am On Jan 07, 2010
I have had to subdue a female e-diot before because she was being a nuisance.
I didn't blow her though
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by waleski(m): 1:08am On Jan 07, 2010
harakiri:

@Poster

I have some questions for you.What would you do if :

(1)Your woman grabs and tugs violently at your manhood in the bathroom simply because you are arguing?
(2)Your woman burns up your Dolce and Gabbana designer shirts to spite you?
(3)Your woman has a habit of slapping you multiple times and calls you "woman wrapper" in public?
(4)She cracks a champagne bottle on your head at a party simply because you complimented on the dressing of another woman
(5)She breaks the headlights/taillights of your brand new range rover sport (which you haven't finished paying for)?

If you can tolerate such a woman without getting physical at some point, then YOU ARE A WEAK MAN! Whenever i see some so called "modernized men" come on here and jump on the "thou shalt not touch woman" bandwagon, i just laugh.Na becos una neva jam craze woman before dat na why una mouth dey run like okro.I'm glad i haven't been in such an unfortunate situation before but i have seen some very serious cases and i feel pity.Some women are downright crazy and will push you to the very limits.After all the damage, they will still call you a "she-man" on top of it.For those of you who haven't experienced such embarrassment, don't come here talking about what you don't understand.There are women that will make you lose all form of civility within seconds.They will force you to do the unthinkable.These times only "understand" you when you get physical.YOU CANNOT REASON WITH THEM! ! ! I have seen quite a few so i know what i am talking about.Just pray you don't run into them else you will be back on NL singing a new song.

correct guy u word!
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by adetoru(f): 10:37am On Jan 07, 2010
It's amazing that some pple think this post is dry.If you don't have a sis,you will have a daughter.
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by emans(m): 3:58pm On Jan 07, 2010
@ adetoru
funny
@ poster
i tot hiting a woman is an act of irresponsibility till when my gf frustrated life out of me leavin me with no choice
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by afemai: 5:37pm On Jan 20, 2010
from responses here majority of us men would rather
hit a lady than use alternative means to checkmate their
excesses. We actually choose to be monsters!!
Re: If You Have Done It B4 Then You Are A Monster! by Outstrip(f): 7:56pm On Jan 30, 2010
Women beaters on the prowl
Who the hell cares if she chews your dolce and gabanna shirt, swallows it and shits it. You are an abuser. Period.

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