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God And University by galatico(m): 9:08am On Jan 26, 2007
Why God never received tenure at any university,

1. He had only one major publication.

2. It was in Hebrew.

3. It had no references.

4. It wasn't published in a referred journal.

5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.

6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?

7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.

9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.

10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.

11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.

12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.

13. Some say he had his son teach the class.

14. He expelled his first two students for learning.

15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.

16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
Re: God And University by PoDeep(m): 7:53pm On Feb 03, 2007
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Re: God And University by sharetroll(m): 7:58pm On Feb 03, 2007
galatico, nice allegories, WRONG perception.

God is within yourself, just waiting for you to find him for yourself. . . .personally.

Don't follow any other man, remember, the Pharasees, that Jesus was so much against were seen as spiritual leaders at the time.

Your own conscience holds much more wisdom than any other man could open for you.

God bless.

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