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Does This Ever Happened To You? by Nobody: 8:15am On May 18, 2017
I use to masturbate but I stopped it few months ago that's den I don't like girls or even cared about them but I meet a very beautiful girl this month that I promise myself that I won't masturbate and I wish to care about this girl for me not to go back to my masturbate stuff again but d girl later visit me at home that we have romance that her body moved and my dick also turn up but been the first time she check on me I spare her but when she left now am having pain on my right testies.... Pls house what's the cause and what can I do to relief the pain?
Re: Does This Ever Happened To You? by Nobody: 9:53am On May 18, 2017
You have blue balls ....
Re: Does This Ever Happened To You? by D2DK(m): 10:03am On May 18, 2017
Ayé léééé
Re: Does This Ever Happened To You? by firstking01(m): 10:19am On May 18, 2017
Stop reasoning with your dick and start using your brainsundecided

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Re: Does This Ever Happened To You? by Nobody: 10:21am On May 18, 2017
Raine80:
You have blue balls ....
how Pls explain
Re: Does This Ever Happened To You? by Nobody: 10:42am On May 18, 2017
adetoroamos:
how Pls explain
epididymal hypertension- you exposed yourself to a situation that excited you. I am assuming you were excited for a long time. For some men the discomfort eventually goes away for others it's eased by release. You cannot say you want to stop pleasuring yourself but then expose yourself to situations that cause your arousal. Self defeating.
Re: Does This Ever Happened To You? by Nobody: 11:02am On May 18, 2017
Raine80:

epididymal hypertension- you exposed yourself to a situation that excited you. I am assuming you were excited for a long time. For some men the discomfort eventually goes away for others it's eased by release. You cannot say you want to stop pleasuring yourself but then expose yourself to situations that cause your arousal. Self defeating.
so whats the solution now that it's paining me now pls help me out abeg
Re: Does This Ever Happened To You? by Nobody: 11:27am On May 18, 2017
adetoroamos:
so whats the solution now that it's paining me now pls help me out abeg
I did ...you will have to masturbate
After this you have to focus on gaining and maintaining self control.
Re: Does This Ever Happened To You? by YoungBlackRico(m): 11:43am On May 18, 2017
*sighs* Go to Health section bruv, you'll probably find the help you need there.

©YBR
Re: Does This Ever Happened To You? by Nobody: 12:32pm On May 18, 2017
Raine80:

I did ...you will have to masturbate
After this you have to focus on gaining and maintaining self control.
fnks so much God will bless you. that was my thou bfor bt am scared of to much of it maybe it's gonna have a side effect
Re: Does This Ever Happened To You? by Dionnetech: 12:34pm On May 18, 2017
You complained about the pain as early as 8:15,and you're still looking for the cure by 11:02.. Are u saying you felt the pain for 3hours?? Let me just believe you're been truthful.

If you still need the permanent cure, e dey and it's not expensive na just #200 go buy am for Aboki people hand.

Stop masturbating,make ur engine no knock
Re: Does This Ever Happened To You? by darbeelicous(f): 12:39pm On May 18, 2017
Lolz are u a monitoring spirit?? cheesy cheesy
Dionnetech:
You complained about the pain as early as 8:15,and you're still looking for the cure by 11:02.. Are u saying you felt the pain for 3hours?? Let me just believe you're been truthful.

If you still need the permanent cure, e dey and it's not expensive na just #200 go buy am for Aboki people hand.

Stop masturbating,make ur engine no knock
Re: Does This Ever Happened To You? by iyamchee(m): 12:39pm On May 18, 2017
You mean what has been making you masturbate finally came and you didn't do it

Op......

Re: Does This Ever Happened To You? by Dionnetech: 12:53pm On May 18, 2017
darbeelicous:
Lolz are u a monitoring spirit?? cheesy cheesy
grin i was just letting him know his mistake, next time he should fabricate codedly grin

Have a nice day Madam
Re: Does This Ever Happened To You? by Nobody: 1:03pm On May 18, 2017
iyamchee:
You mean what has been making you masturbate finally came and you didn't do it

Op......
yea u understand what I mean, I owed you a bottle of orinjin wen we meet

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Re: Does This Ever Happened To You? by Nobody: 1:05pm On May 18, 2017
Dionnetech:
You complained about the pain as early as 8:15,and you're still looking for the cure by 11:02.. Are u saying you felt the pain for 3hours?? Let me just believe you're been truthful.

If you still need the permanent cure, e dey and it's not expensive na just #200 go buy am for Aboki people hand.

Stop masturbating,make ur engine no knock
ode nie, I told you I have stop it for a month now but am just feeling little pain in my balls whenever I stand up or sit down without been masturbate because I have stopped it for a month's now
Re: Does This Ever Happened To You? by DLondonboiy: 1:11pm On May 18, 2017
How did you guys manage to understand the OP?

Read the shiit like 5times, still didn't know what the nigga was saying.
Re: Does This Ever Happened To You? by Dionnetech: 1:21pm On May 18, 2017
adetoroamos:
ode nie, I told you I have stop it for a month now but am just feeling little pain in my balls whenever I stand up or sit down without been masturbate because I have stopped it for a month's now

You stopped after u already pour all your children away.
Ode nie
Re: Does This Ever Happened To You? by iyamchee(m): 1:24pm On May 18, 2017
you can send it via recharge card oh.
adetoroamos:
yea u understand what I mean, I owed you a bottle of orinjin wen we meet
Re: Does This Ever Happened To You? by Nobody: 1:49pm On May 18, 2017
Dionnetech:


You stopped after u already pour all your children away.
Ode nie
for u to cast stone on me check urself wella Ogbeni, urs maybe worst than mine gan... Oponu eda

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