Mufasa27:
ANXIETY

NwaChibuzor44:
So this babe I've been trying to massacre all these while came yesterday. Before her arrival I don down one bottle of baby oku. When she came I even offered her yoghurt which me self drink small. Mehn naso time for match reach mehn I kiss am she first complain say I drink alcohol ? (Oboy remember the baby oku i take)I just code am say no na the toothpaste I use , she say make I bring the paste make she see mehn na from there yawa first gas. I just freez but she later overlooked it. Mehn as this girl commot pant oboy see body see fresh pussy. Dick self don't rise like wetin naso I wear condom mehn. As I wear condom the dick just went flaccid. But I say make I just try my luck Bleep with semi erect dick. Mehn the pussy tight so tay my semi erect prick self no gree enter. Con see as I dey sweat mehn. I try force am in but the dick no wan just gree enter coz e no erect well. The naturally gigantic size of my dick no even con help matters. I finger am , suck bobby just to make up for my embarrassment. Chai but the girl try for me sha. She was very patient even as I spend like 15 min trying to put prick inside o. If na some girls dem for don vex tear you slap stand commot mehn. E pain me gan I just find excuse ask am shay she be virgin no say why this thing no wan enter na lol. She just stand up enter bathroom wash up. I was so dissapointed in myself coz of my reputation but I don't know what's wrong with me these days. Maybe na stress coz it wasn't this bad before. Dem girls self no say I be horsepower with my gigantic salamander. Well I invited her for rematch next week. This time me no dey take chances o. I don order Viagra sharp sharp because after next week she fit no show again if I fumble. As they say first impression last longer. I bin always see men with erectile dysfunction as lazy but oboy I experience am first hand yesterday mehn. I just hope say na just flash in the pan o.

Tunagee:


E dey happen,especially when u don over prepare for am. The thing na psychological. U gotta stop being anxious.

ObaIgwe1:


Haaaa...it's a long story, but I will cut it short.

Once upon a time, a child named Chibuzor was born in the village of Nwa. He grew up always having konji but no girl will accept him because his matter get some k-leg. one day, he went to one of the nobles in the city to advise him on a way out of his frustration, the Noble man told him since him matter get k-leg wey no go allow him to have a girl friend, he should visit a good brothel for some actions. He went to many brothels but the ladies were demanding in thousands to fuccck him, he is only a village boy who had only managed to save N500 from his palmwine tapping business.

One day, luck seemed to have smiled on him, he saw a brothel close to the bush on his way from his palmwine tapping business, he went closer and spoke with one of the girls who agreed to do him for N500. They went in, and the girl told him to hang his trousers by the door nail and do the thing fast fast.. with 20 strokes maximum. Well it was not an experience he had hoped for. Days after, he came across some nobles narrating how they had a blast time with some oloshos... he was so infuriated with their tales which was different from his own experience, so he believed they must be lying... hear his confession:



Of course it was easy for the nobles to detect that he had visited a local cheap brothel... so this special picture was made for him... to remind us of how he hanged his trousers "for one nail for door".


www.nairaland.com/attachments/7102340_nwachibuzor_jpeg38f20eca79f277a94ecaa2f097fd1987

NwaChibuzor44:
have you experienced such before brah? Na my first time of experiencing it o and I swear no be here mehn. E embarrass me die. This thing don dey show sign since last month but I ignored. I noticed my erection wasn't always as strong as before and before I could go 1hr but these days I rarely last 15min. I swear to god I'm not taking chances again next week o. If I no wound am my name no be chibuzor.

NwaChibuzor44:
have you experienced such before brah? Na my first time of experiencing it o and I swear no be here mehn. E embarrass me die. This thing don dey show sign since last month but I ignored. I noticed my erection wasn't always as strong as before and before I could go 1hr but these days I rarely last 15min. I swear to god I'm not taking chances again next week o. If I no wound am my name no be chibuzor.

NwaChibuzor44:
have you experienced such before brah? Na my first time of experiencing it o and I swear no be here mehn. E embarrass me die. This thing don dey show sign since last month but I ignored. I noticed my erection wasn't always as strong as before and before I could go 1hr but these days I rarely last 15min. I swear to god I'm not taking chances again next week o. If I no wound am my name no be chibuzor.

fucktoto:


stop swearing on top toto..

you're a typical lazy nigerian youth...just admit it. shame no dey catch you? if at your young age you're already taking alcohol to get your tiny dick up; what will now happen when you climb over 40, 50, 60?

dude, better go seek medical help and stop relying on alcohol and other substances to enhance your sexual performance, otherwise you'll become impotent and blame it on the innocent village people.

don't invite that girl again so you embarrass yourself any further. sort yourself out first, and never take that viagra as it would be the final nail in your coffin. please go treat yourself. i dey shame for you.

NwaChibuzor44:

Guy calm down. I left that ashawo thread for you people you still came here to find my trouble. Well I'm in an average mood today so I won't insult you ehn. Well I've told you severally, I'm better than you in every aspect of life even bedmatics. Do you think I'm like you that relies on peak milk and small stout to perform ever since you started growing strands of pubic hair? Let me tell you what you don't know, I'm natural and ok but there's no man that can swear he hasn't experienced what I experienced before at least once. No matter how good you are sexually, there must a time where your dick will fail you and it won't rise due to some factors you don't know about. So go back to that dark dirty pit you crawled out from and never look for me again.

KillaBeauty:
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Mufasa27:

Yes I experienced this some weeks back, and seriously it was a bad experience......all you have to do is fix another date with her, relax yourself, don't be too anxious.



Next time go for origin bitter (plastic) It works wonders.

fucktoto:


mtcheeeeeew...rubbish talk!

the only time i don't get erection is when i get to meet a virgin because of the blood and their screaming or i perceive bad odour oozing from the pussy. aside that, i've never gone flaccid or performed weak with a woman before.

your own case is that you take too much drugs and it has become part of you. without it, your dick will be useless...and if you don't something quick about this you might become impotent. you think it's a joking matter. i'm actually advising you, not insulting you as you think.

N0favors:
why you dey mention me here? Btw who that fückin unicorn dude?

KillaBeauty:
Fûck me if I know who it is Some creep that’s been wankiñg under my mentions

N0favors:
He been giving me unnecessary mentions. He should get the strap

KillaBeauty:
Be like me, ignore! Ignoring gives me so much joy

NwaChibuzor44:
guy I don't do drugs. I was all out to impress this girl and out of over exictment I downed a bottle of those local aphrodisiac baby oku. That was actually my first time of taking the sh1t. And for the Viagra part, this is also my first time too and that's the tablet in the pics above. I just want to try it out and see how it works not that I'll be dependent on it since I've got no issues with erection before. Tho I've had intentions of trying it out in the past just for experimental purpose. Moreover I'm keen on impressing the babe coz she gave me a second chance. She'll be coming again next week. The first one was really Embarrassing coz to be honest, the girl really tried for me. She was really patient. She did everything to get me up mehn but when JT says no there's nothing stopping it. As in she was the one even bringing suggestions "may be I should ride you it might go in that way. What if I go on all fours will it go in". I swear that girl try for me o . She gimme bj tire e no still stand. I was already expecting her to get frustrated but I was the one who stood up and went to shower out of frustration. She still joined me in the bathroom and gave me handjobb e no still stand mehn. To make matter worse in my bid to make up for my fumble I willing gave a girl head for the first time in my life . Tho e make sense sha. Exercise and diet will take me back to my beast mode I believe. Its just one of those things.