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Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by benzion72(m): 9:07pm On May 25, 2018
You are wounding yourself not the lady. Worm they kill dog it say it they kill dog, if dog die how the worm go come out na die

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Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by fucktoto: 9:10pm On May 25, 2018
NwaChibuzor44:
guy I don't do drugs. I was all out to impress this girl and out of over exictment I downed a bottle of those local aphrodisiac baby oku. That was actually my first time of taking the sh1t. And for the Viagra part, this is also my first time too and that's the tablet in the pics above. I just want to try it out and see how it works not that I'll be dependent on it since I've got no issues with erection before. Tho I've had intentions of trying it out in the past just for experimental purpose. Moreover I'm keen on impressing the babe coz she gave me a second chance. She'll be coming again next week. The first one was really Embarrassing coz to be honest, the girl really tried for me. She was really patient. She did everything to get me up mehn but when JT says no there's nothing stopping it. As in she was the one even bringing suggestions "may be I should ride you it might go in that way. What if I go on all fours will it go in". I swear that girl try for me o . She gimme bj tire e no still stand. I was already expecting her to get frustrated but I was the one who stood up and went to shower out of frustration. She still joined me in the bathroom and gave me handjobb e no still stand mehn. To make matter worse in my bid to make up for my fumble I willing gave a girl head for the first time in my life . Tho e make sense sha. Exercise and diet will take me back to my beast mode I believe. Its just one of those things.

forget the viagra and baby oku, you don't need them to impress the babe. the baby oku, or any other hot drink, might cause another erectile dysfunction; and what viagra does is force blood flow to your dick with just a little stimulation. and once that dick is charged, it would lose sensitivity and you might keep stroking non-cum for over 2 hours until the effect of the viagra wears off. at the end of the day, you would not enjoy the sexperience and the babe would have been exhausted.

best bait is to exercise yourself up like you suggested and eat a lot of fruits prior to the match. even if you last only 10 minutes in first round you'd recover quickly in time for the second. but the most important thing is you'll enjoy every moment of it.

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Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by Nobody: 9:12pm On May 25, 2018
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Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by Nobody: 9:17pm On May 25, 2018
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Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by coolh3ad(m): 9:27pm On May 25, 2018
Mufasa27:

Yes I experienced this some weeks back, and seriously it was a bad experience......all you have to do is fix another date with her, relax yourself, don't be too anxious.



Next time go for origin bitter (plastic) It works wonders.


Chop knuckle Boss. Orijin bitters (and the normal bottle too) does wonders mehn.....

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Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by Nobody: 9:32pm On May 25, 2018
Bleach bleach how far
DrinkLimca:
Like i have been ignoring you.
Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by CAPSLOCKED: 9:32pm On May 25, 2018
JixNation:
undecided


1 ATOM OF SENSE, YOU NO GET. I DON DIE grin cheesy
Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by Nobody: 9:33pm On May 25, 2018
This is me commenting
Unicorn97:


self-service to not self-service under. Olodo grin
”This is you wankiñg under my comment.” Gerrit?
Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by Nobody: 9:33pm On May 25, 2018
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Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by Blecool(f): 9:36pm On May 25, 2018
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Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by Hallenjay: 9:42pm On May 25, 2018
NwaChibuzor44:
So this babe I've been trying to massacre all these while came yesterday. Before her arrival I don down one bottle of baby oku. When she came I even offered her yoghurt which me self drink small. Mehn naso time for match reach mehn I kiss am she first complain say I drink alcohol ? (Oboy remember the baby oku i take)I just code am say no na the toothpaste I use , she say make I bring the paste make she see mehn na from there yawa first gas. I just freez but she later overlooked it. Mehn as this girl commot pant oboy see body see fresh pussy. Dick self don't rise like wetin naso I wear condom mehn. As I wear condom the dick just went flaccid. But I say make I just try my luck Bleep with semi erect dick. Mehn the pussy tight so tay my semi erect prick self no gree enter. Con see as I dey sweat mehn. I try force am in but the dick no wan just gree enter coz e no erect well. The naturally gigantic size of my dick no even con help matters. I finger am , suck bobby just to make up for my embarrassment. Chai but the girl try for me sha. She was very patient even as I spend like 15 min trying to put prick inside o. If na some girls dem for don vex tear you slap stand commot mehn. E pain me gan I just find excuse ask am shay she be virgin no say why this thing no wan enter na lol. She just stand up enter bathroom wash up. I was so dissapointed in myself coz of my reputation but I don't know what's wrong with me these days. Maybe na stress coz it wasn't this bad before. Dem girls self no say I be horsepower with my gigantic salamander. Well I invited her for rematch next week. This time me no dey take chances o. I don order Viagra sharp sharp because after next week she fit no show again if I fumble. As they say first impression last longer. I bin always see men with erectile dysfunction as lazy but oboy I experience am first hand yesterday mehn. I just hope say na just flash in the pan o.
my brother, this happen mostly wen u rely on drugs... It has apun to me bfor, my own even enter but not last and d chick ready for me so I go three rounds but no one enjoy am... Now let me gve u d code... Wen she com reduce ur excitement drug or no drug... Just de imagine stress at work or sch in ur head... Finger her wella... Ur dick go last pass olumo rock... Trust me u go release wait inside for few seconds ur prick go still stand... I de go three rounds wit dat technique wey go nearly reach me two hours plus sef

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Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by Nobody: 9:57pm On May 25, 2018
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Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by Nobody: 10:19pm On May 25, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:

1 ATOM OF SENSE, YOU NO GET. I DON DIE grin cheesy


gringringrin

I swear.
I don buy phone. I dey on sap now.
Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by CAPSLOCKED: 11:13pm On May 25, 2018
JixNation:



gringringrin

I swear.
I dey on sap now.
I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM...
NO SOCIAL MEDIA. ONLY FORUMS LIKE THIS.
Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by rex444(m): 11:28pm On May 25, 2018
If u continue with all these sex enhancement drugs,priapism might actually catch up with u and if not properly handled, could scar u for life...if ur in ur 30's its all normal based on diet...just get bitter kola,dates n tiger nuts,grind em and extract d juice n drink from time to time

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Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by AxceX(m): 11:39pm On May 25, 2018
JixNation:
So nwachibuzor is real self see as I boost laugh chai cheesy
Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by Nobody: 12:20am On May 26, 2018
I can fùck a chic with a semi and still make her cum.


You be apprentice for the matter, bro.

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Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by sunnx(f): 2:50am On May 26, 2018
starlightRR:
Guess it's too much masturbation. Don't use Viagra, blend ginger and garlic then sip it with Lipton tea in the evening before bed......

Later come gist us for the rematch


Which work that one dey du?
Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by nelsonebby(m): 4:57am On May 26, 2018
NwaChibuzor44:
have you experienced such before brah? Na my first time of experiencing it o and I swear no be here mehn. E embarrass me die. This thing don dey show sign since last month but I ignored. I noticed my erection wasn't always as strong as before and before I could go 1hr but these days I rarely last 15min. I swear to god I'm not taking chances again next week o. If I no wound am my name no be chibuzor.
Happened to me Bro. I almost went mad

After some days I found out it was all in my head.
I also remember talking too much sugar before that night. Might also be the cause of it
Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by adegeye38(m): 5:09am On May 26, 2018
NwaChibuzor44:
So this babe I've been trying to massacre all these while came yesterday. Before her arrival I don down one bottle of baby oku. When she came I even offered her yoghurt which me self drink small. Mehn naso time for match reach mehn I kiss am she first complain say I drink alcohol ? (Oboy remember the baby oku i take)I just code am say no na the toothpaste I use , she say make I bring the paste make she see mehn na from there yawa first gas. I just freez but she later overlooked it. Mehn as this girl commot pant oboy see body see fresh pussy. Dick self don't rise like wetin naso I wear condom mehn. As I wear condom the dick just went flaccid. But I say make I just try my luck Bleep with semi erect dick. Mehn the pussy tight so tay my semi erect prick self no gree enter. Con see as I dey sweat mehn. I try force am in but the dick no wan just gree enter coz e no erect well. The naturally gigantic size of my dick no even con help matters. I finger am , suck bobby just to make up for my embarrassment. Chai but the girl try for me sha. She was very patient even as I spend like 15 min trying to put prick inside o. If na some girls dem for don vex tear you slap stand commot mehn. E pain me gan I just find excuse ask am shay she be virgin no say why this thing no wan enter na lol. She just stand up enter bathroom wash up. I was so dissapointed in myself coz of my reputation but I don't know what's wrong with me these days. Maybe na stress coz it wasn't this bad before. Dem girls self no say I be horsepower with my gigantic salamander. Well I invited her for rematch next week. This time me no dey take chances o. I don order Viagra sharp sharp because after next week she fit no show again if I fumble. As they say first impression last longer. I bin always see men with erectile dysfunction as lazy but oboy I experience am first hand yesterday mehn. I just hope say na just flash in the pan o.

now man ur life style aint pleasing to God man, think about that and have a change of lifestyle

by d way alcohol actually reduce sexual drive not increase it.
Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by Nobody: 5:33am On May 26, 2018
NwaChibuzor44:
guy I don't do drugs. I was all out to impress this girl and out of over exictment I downed a bottle of those local aphrodisiac baby oku. That was actually my first time of taking the sh1t. And for the Viagra part, this is also my first time too and that's the tablet in the pics above. I just want to try it out and see how it works not that I'll be dependent on it since I've got no issues with erection before. Tho I've had intentions of trying it out in the past just for experimental purpose. Moreover I'm keen on impressing the babe coz she gave me a second chance. She'll be coming again next week. The first one was really Embarrassing coz to be honest, the girl really tried for me. She was really patient. She did everything to get me up mehn but when JT says no there's nothing stopping it. As in she was the one even bringing suggestions "may be I should ride you it might go in that way. What if I go on all fours will it go in". I swear that girl try for me o . She gimme bj tire e no still stand. I was already expecting her to get frustrated but I was the one who stood up and went to shower out of frustration. She still joined me in the bathroom and gave me handjobb e no still stand mehn. To make matter worse in my bid to make up for my fumble I willing gave a girl head for the first time in my life . Tho e make sense sha. Exercise and diet will take me back to my beast mode I believe. Its just one of those things.

You've not been taking sex enhancers and your d!ck worked all those times. Then you took a sex enhancer and got a negative result. You got another opportunity to clear your name and instead of doing something that has proven to work all these years, you still want to try something you're not sure of. Why am I having the feeling that you may have d!ck failure in this return leg.

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Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by MichaelSokoto(m): 6:01am On May 26, 2018
@NwaChibuzor44, if she gave u bj & d bros nor still stand, brah, abeg gor giv village peeps dia ocucko wey u nor gree giv dem 4 dis easter wey pass so, cos DEY ARE HIGHLY INVOLVED! grin
Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by starlightRR(m): 6:14am On May 26, 2018
Garlic increases blood flow to the p3nis and it becomes larger, Ginger is a blood thinner (not to be taken excessively)

scott says:
sunnx:



Which work that one dey du?

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Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by MaziOmenuko: 6:34am On May 26, 2018
Just an advise: don't take those blue pills. Yea, it will work for you for now, get you all charged up with all arteries in your dckk filled with blood... But that's it. You won't enjoy the sex, it numbs the senses around the dick cap and rings so you keep pounding aimlessly for hours. You will get fatigued, the girl will get all dried up and sex becomes frictional and less enjoyed. Even after you come, the blood won't retract from your dckkk so it still remains erect.

What happened to you happens to all men once in a while. That it has not happened to someone doesn't mean it won't happen. It's anxiety and psychological related issues. Trust me, if it's a girl you had fvcked b4, there are chances that it won't have happened as you will be less anxious.

Try to watch your diet also. As we grow, our body system declines gradually. That prickk that stands at the sight of a girl's lap when you were much younger may need some stroking and caressing to stand even in the presence of a nude beautiful girl as you grow. So reduce your sugar intake, exercise regularly, take fruits regularly. Garlic works wonders irrespective of its offensive smell. Blend it with other fruits and drink regularly. Get some geinsieng tea and take it regularly. Don't just depend on the quick fix which Viagra brings: unless you want to condition your body to be stimulated by drugs alone rather than sensual sensations.

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Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by Danny110(m): 6:50am On May 26, 2018
NwaChibuzor44:
have you experienced such before brah? Na my first time of experiencing it o and I swear no be here mehn. E embarrass me die. This thing don dey show sign since last month but I ignored. I noticed my erection wasn't always as strong as before and before I could go 1hr but these days I rarely last 15min. I swear to god I'm not taking chances again next week o. If I no wound am my name no be chibuzor.

Chibuzor d wounder
Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by Nobody: 7:08am On May 26, 2018
Earthbound:
I can fùck a chic with a semi and still make her cum.


You be apprentice for the matter, bro.
that's possible. If the girl Toto na oil rig. If her Toto tight well you no fit.

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Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by Tallesty1(m): 7:15am On May 26, 2018
oshe11:
Lolz....

After taking burukutu, viagra n other drugs una go dey claim horsepower baaaaddddd


Shout out to team natural horsepower

We are the real MVP









Argue with your flaccid diick
When I see youths that take all these nonsense to last long, I will shake my head and ask myself "what is really wrong?"

when 'I was who I was'(ie when I was of the world) I don't stop because john is flaccid, I stop because condom has torn. I stop to change it. That's it, and I never finished a second round with same girl even for one day.

Dudes were telling me then that I lacked sugar but I'm healthy as a goat.

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Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by Nobody: 7:52am On May 26, 2018
AxceX:
So nwachibuzor is real self see as I boost laugh chai cheesy


gringringrin
Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by EkoErrands: 9:06am On May 26, 2018
NwaChibuzor44:
So this babe I've been trying to massacre all these while came yesterday. Before her arrival I don down one bottle of baby oku. When she came I even offered her yoghurt which me self drink small. Mehn naso time for match reach mehn I kiss am she first complain say I drink alcohol ? (Oboy remember the baby oku i take)I just code am say no na the toothpaste I use , she say make I bring the paste make she see mehn na from there yawa first gas. I just freez but she later overlooked it. Mehn as this girl commot pant oboy see body see fresh pussy. Dick self don't rise like wetin naso I wear condom mehn. As I wear condom the dick just went flaccid. But I say make I just try my luck Bleep with semi erect dick. Mehn the pussy tight so tay my semi erect prick self no gree enter. Con see as I dey sweat mehn. I try force am in but the dick no wan just gree enter coz e no erect well. The naturally gigantic size of my dick no even con help matters. I finger am , suck bobby just to make up for my embarrassment. Chai but the girl try for me sha. She was very patient even as I spend like 15 min trying to put prick inside o. If na some girls dem for don vex tear you slap stand commot mehn. E pain me gan I just find excuse ask am shay she be virgin no say why this thing no wan enter na lol. She just stand up enter bathroom wash up. I was so dissapointed in myself coz of my reputation but I don't know what's wrong with me these days. Maybe na stress coz it wasn't this bad before. Dem girls self no say I be horsepower with my gigantic salamander. Well I invited her for rematch next week. This time me no dey take chances o. I don order Viagra sharp sharp because after next week she fit no show again if I fumble. As they say first impression last longer. I bin always see men with erectile dysfunction as lazy but oboy I experience am first hand yesterday mehn. I just hope say na just flash in the pan o.

Masturbation a day before sex causes this ...what you can do is make sure you Dont masturbate 2 or more days before the deed.

Cure: there's a muscle in your body you need to flex for about a week and your dick will start tearing condoms again. Plus stop using Chinese condoms...they are too small and tight. Always buy durex; its bigger and doesn't squeeze the life out of dicks...its also expensive too around N700 or so.
Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by columbus007(m): 9:16am On May 26, 2018
NwaChibuzor44:

Guy calm down. I left that ashawo thread for you people you still came here to find my trouble. Well I'm in an average mood today so I won't insult you ehn. Well I've told you severally, I'm better than you in every aspect of life even bedmatics. Do you think I'm like you that relies on peak milk and small stout to perform ever since you started growing strands of pubic hair? Let me tell you what you don't know, I'm natural and ok but there's no man that can swear he hasn't experienced what I experienced before at least once. No matter how good you are sexually, there must a time where your dick will fail you and it won't rise due to some factors you don't know about. So go back to that dark dirty pit you crawled out from and never look for me again.
damnmit son shocked
Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by Nobody: 9:28am On May 26, 2018
EkoErrands:


Masturbation a day before sex causes this ...what you can do is make sure you Dont masturbate 2 or more days before the deed.

Cure: there's a muscle in your body you need to flex for about a week and your dick will start tearing condoms again. Plus stop using Chinese condoms...they are too small and tight. Always buy durex; its bigger and doesn't squeeze the life out of dicks...its also expensive too around N700 or so.

Call me I'll tell you the muscle to flex for cure. 08057692204.
You might be right tho.
Re: My Most Embarrassing Sex Ever Happened Yesterday by VERDA: 9:59am On May 26, 2018
DrinkLimca:
In the realm of the spirit, i saw that your life wanted to end before,, if you had slept with her, your manhood would never function again..
GOD saved you ones, don't make the same mistake again..
She is from a marine kingdom called Agiri..

Lol...ur joking right??

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