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Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by Chrisbenogor(m): 10:26am On Jan 14, 2010
Why una dey expose my soon to be business secret, everything will be ready to kick off soon. My church investment will soon begin to pay grin grin grin
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by maxtop(m): 10:31am On Jan 14, 2010
You were not robbed but you sow a seed that will yield good fruit if only you will believe. But you are kinda funny sha. grin grin grin
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by asunaobi(m): 10:36am On Jan 14, 2010
fortunejum:

bros, the truth of the matter is that you do not give in faith irrespective of what the pastor is saying. when you give, believe that you are giving to God but not to a pastor. keep on sowing by faith for you dont know which one will germinate. Am giving you a scriptural advise as a true MAN OF GOD.

TRUE MAN OF GOD, are you saying that this poor guy looking for job should keep on sowing? Keep on sowing from where? Ok I will explain to you, maybe you will understand. This guy is not getting any income and he has to pay his bills and also buy some food to eat, maybe take care of his family as well. Infact, he is a human being created by God who deserves all the goodies in life, just like every other human being. The pastor was more of in a position to help him and not the other way around. Jesus Christ did it to His followers, why wont the pastor if he claim to be follower of Jesus Christ.


It is written and commanded by Jesus Christ that if you have two shirts and you come across someone who doesnt have any and in need of one give out one shirt to that person.

Anyway, the same thing will happen again when Jesus Christ eventually returns, because the likes of these pastors were whipped in jerusalem by Him. They are going to be whipped again for turning the house of God into a market place.
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by FFA: 10:39am On Jan 14, 2010
@R231

WHAAAAAAAAAT DAT PIX IS SOMETHING ELSE.

@POSTER

GOD WILL DEFINITELY GIVE U JOB, HE HAS SEEN D SINCERITY OF YOUR HEART.ALL D BEST
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by Nobody: 10:41am On Jan 14, 2010
This story has re-enforced my decision to stop going to church.My experience is this :i'm from a catholic background strong one for that matter ,dad parish council chairman, mum strong member of bible society/sacred heart e.t.c.
After school i left home to begin life in Lagos as a working class adult.Initially i was attending the nearest catholic church to me but i was nut getting the much needed spiritual gratification-every sunday is 1st collection;2nd collection,harvest & bazzar,new church building,generator/church maintainance bla bla bla.
I left and decided to try a parish in R.C.C.G ,there i got another shocker! you can imagine a pastor on new year day first service telling his congregation that the past year was bad as people did not bring in enough money via tithing e.t.c i left before the end of the service and went to another R.C.C.G parish almost the story was repeated they were preaching about sowing towards church building and different types sowing.I left for home again feeling empty and sapped.
When i got home ,i made a decision to go back to my root which is Roman Catholic Church since there was no difference ,yet the same pangs of emptiness still hangs after some sunday masses.
There was also a sunday i drove around Lagos looking for a church that preaches more of salvation ,holiness & righteousness instead of money money money!
I have considered joining Deeper Life but i find most of their doctrines very radical embarassed though better than the biz guys that call themselves pastors!
I'm looking for a place in lagos (main land/island) where the ancient word of God is preached , mobile church/gathering is even prefarable .The church is just not the structure but individual souls!
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by na2day(m): 10:43am On Jan 14, 2010
azubike1:

This is quite terrible! I can imagine how you feel.

But I am not suprised. Christ warned us already that there would be plenty of fakes in the last days(mat 24:11,Mark 13:22,2Pet 2:1, ). Unfortunately there are two levels of deception and many of us here calling this guy mugu has also fallen into the second type of deception which is even worse. I will explain.

If you ever happen to use a fake panadol tablet, chances are that you would not use a panadol again. Some would even argue there is no real panadol in the market that the company closed down two years ago (as some of you are arguing now). That does not change the fact that there is a panadol. You see, the devil knows that if he brings in plenty of 'fake christianity' many people will simply shut down on any talk of Christianity. Nice ganmeplan he has and he is succeding in many lives.

Fact still remains that there is a God (the God) who loves you and has sent out men and women to guide the church in it's growth process(1 cor 12:28, Eph 4:11). Do not let the fakes deceive you into thinking thee is no real. Remember a day is coming when we will all face Him in judgement.

He reigns guys. grin Are you reigning with him?

If you want to discuss this further (maybe abuse me cheesy) drop me a line on azubikeezeilo@gmail.com

You're right my pastor, you must not throw away the baby with the birthwater winkgrin
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by felifeli: 10:44am On Jan 14, 2010
Why did you give ?  Was the money grabbed from your pocket ? No, you GAVE willingly.

I guess you parted with the money in belief that this act will get you a job INSTANTLY , and you were disappointed.
Sorry o, faith is different from foolishness. Faith is about believing even till this moment that you will get what you wanted even though it looks impossible. Faith is believing God not pastor which in this case you have believed pastor and you felt cheated because you did not get job as consequence.
Next time give your  money to babalawo or use it to trade recharge card instead of looking for job by the easier and lazier act of going to church.

This is indeed a funny post. Unfortunately YOU are the joke.
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by segyemaro(m): 10:44am On Jan 14, 2010
Pawa4ul,may d good Lord bless u 4 dis ur contribution
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by na2day(m): 10:50am On Jan 14, 2010
Akaraoku$:

This story has re-enforced my decision to stop going to church.My experience is this :i'm from a catholic background strong one for that matter ,dad parish council chairman, mum strong member of bible society/sacred heart e.t.c.
After school i left home to begin life in Lagos as a working class adult.Initially i was attending the nearest catholic church to me but i was nut getting the much needed spiritual gratification-every sunday is 1st collection;2nd collection,harvest & bazzar,new church building,generator/church maintainance bla bla bla.
I left and decided to try a parish in R.C.C.G ,there i got another shocker! you can imagine a pastor on new year day first service telling his congregation that the past year was bad as people did not bring in enough money via tithing e.t.c i left before the end of the service and went to another R.C.C.G parish almost the story was repeated they were preaching about sowing towards church building and different types sowing.I left for home again feeling empty and sapped.
When i got home ,i made a decision to go back to my root which is Roman Catholic Church since there was no difference ,yet the same pangs of emptiness still hangs after some sunday masses.
There was also a sunday i drove around Lagos looking for a church that preaches more of salvation ,holiness & righteousness instead of money money money!
I have considered joining Deeper Life but i find most of their doctrines very radical embarassed though better than the biz guys that call themselves pastors!
I'm looking for a place in lagos (main land/island) where the ancient word of God is preached , mobile church/gathering is even prefarable .The church is just not the structure but individual souls!
My sister, no loose hope, believe me there are still churches out there that can help with that longing for God, we are all spiritual beings, who needs the touch of the master smiley
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by pawa4ul: 10:53am On Jan 14, 2010
Akaraoku$, Do not stop going to church. See my first post in the trail in page 3, you should go back to catholic.
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by coolguyz(m): 10:54am On Jan 14, 2010
uhmmmm. . . .saw this poster (as attached) and cant just help thinkin wat we turning churches to? wont mind sm1 attending this and gv us feedback. i hope it wont be sow a SEED to keep your bank job affair sha? naija pastors. . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by Nobody: 10:54am On Jan 14, 2010
@ OP
You were so robbed! as far as i'm concerned we have a rich God who does not need you to bribe him before he can bless you.How much did we pay in sin offering ,tithe offering ,peace offering before God sent his only son JESUS to die for us?The earth and everything therein belongs to God!

No wonder a family came once told my mum that his school business was not growing & he cannot even boast of 50 students ,that had it been it were a "church business" he had that his congregation would have gotten to about 150 members! embarassed i would not be surprised if that guy converts the school to a church especially for sundays since school will not be on then, so sad embarassed

My mantra is "preach all you can about sowing then at the end of your service you come grab my hand bag"Long hisssssssss

God has been blessing me beyond ,i mean beyond measures!!
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by vykychie: 10:58am On Jan 14, 2010
Guys, First of all, the ministry or the church is not what they use to be. Times have changed and right now we r in modern days and pple do tins for money.
Now, we don't have to judge, that man might truely be a man of God, and was asked by God to do what he did. Don't be supriced if you don't get a miracle cos of ur unblieve. U r not better off. The fact that u dnt't stand on a pulpit and declare stuffs does not mean u dnt have ur bad ways. Besides, nobody send u to comot money from ur pocket and give. U r not a smart person (really sorry to say that), but no matter the case, as long as u have brought out the money from ur pocket, there was no way the money would get back into that pocket.

So, U DO UR SELF OOOO,
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by felifeli: 11:20am On Jan 14, 2010
Akaraoku$:

This story has re-enforced my decision to stop going to church.My experience is this :i'm from a catholic background strong one for that matter ,dad parish council chairman, mum strong member of bible society/sacred heart e.t.c.
After school i left home to begin life in Lagos as a working class adult.Initially i was attending the nearest catholic church to me but i was nut getting the much needed spiritual gratification-every sunday is 1st collection;2nd collection,harvest & bazzar,new church building,generator/church maintainance bla bla bla.
I left and decided to try a parish in R.C.C.G ,there i got another shocker! you can imagine a pastor on new year day first service telling his congregation that the past year was bad as people did not bring in enough money via tithing e.t.c i left before the end of the service and went to another R.C.C.G parish almost the story was repeated they were preaching about sowing towards church building and different types sowing.I left for home again feeling empty and sapped.
When i got home ,i made a decision to go back to my root which is Roman Catholic Church since there was no difference ,yet the same pangs of emptiness still hangs after some sunday masses.
There was also a sunday i drove around Lagos looking for a church that preaches more of salvation ,holiness & righteousness instead of money money money!
I have considered joining Deeper Life but i find most of their doctrines very radical embarassed though better than the biz guys that call themselves pastors!
I'm looking for a place in lagos (main land/island) where the ancient word of God is preached , mobile church/gathering is even prefarable .The church is just not the structure but individual souls!

Why do people go to church and expect to be taken away from reality ? Do you expect to find ANGELS inside the church instead of people like you with capacity to do right and wrong ? If you go to deceive yourself then don't complain if you meet with a greater deception. Go to church for your own reason and not because you gotta go somewhere. Believe what you hear there for your own reason not because you gotta believe something. Give money if you believe in the reason to give not because it will make you feel good or guilty. And most importantly realize that EVERYBODY in the church are human beings like you INCLUDING THE PASTOR.
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by brightO5: 11:30am On Jan 14, 2010
I have had the same experience too when we where asked to give God transport fare to travel to our villages and destroy ancestory spirits.

I raised my N200 also, while praying, the pastor said we should make sure we give more that will enable God to travel faster and if we dont have plenty money that we should give all the money in our pocket and treak home while God travels to our villages. When I heard that statement, I had to put back my N200 into my pocket and prayed that God should use his devine power and not my little moni.
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by segyemaro(m): 11:32am On Jan 14, 2010
Hahahahahaha
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by freshera: 11:42am On Jan 14, 2010
I have experienced something similar. On New Year's eve, the pastor of a Redeemed church in London (Catford branch) said that people should give £500 to secure their new year gigantic blessings. He said "it is not compulsory oo". Then he said that he had to really really beg God to allow people give lower, £200, £100 and I think £50. Many people came out, some to give, others to collect envelopes which he blessed. I was stunned. A whole Redeemed church!
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by kufreabasi(m): 11:56am On Jan 14, 2010
Alot of funny stories here concerning churches. what should be they way out of these?

But i simply want to say this that if you are going to the church, go with a mind of hearing God's words if actually they will have enough time to preach the gospel, because you see them having enough time for money collections but little or no time for the WORD OF LIFE. what you are being convinced in your mind to give, give that and sit down or go. Some of this days pastors are out to make money instead of drawing or winning souls to God.
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by Nobody: 12:08pm On Jan 14, 2010
@Kufreabasi
My point exactly!!!
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by Spyker: 12:28pm On Jan 14, 2010
After reading your post, i couldn't help but laugh and remembered tony oneweeks Jiration.

"Pastors no dey suffer, dem no dey beg for food (2ce), Sunday collection, na their money ooh, daily offering, na their money ooh, harvest money ooh, na their money ooh, , "

That is exactly what Nigerian Pastors are doing now, exploiting people in the name of God. When the anger of God visits them, they will certainly suffer.

Your story can only happen in the Pentecostal churches because no old generation church would do such E.g. Catholic, Anglican, Baptist, methodist e.t.c
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by lysim: 12:29pm On Jan 14, 2010
Sorry about your job. I pray God give you another one.

Some pastors are "HOLY" thieves.

I believe you bacause i have witness alot but i have never
fallen for their tricks. Take heart and be wise.
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by felifeli: 12:38pm On Jan 14, 2010
Akaraoku$:

@Kufreabasi
My point exactly!!!

You have no point sir. YOU behaved foolishly and this post is CHILDISH.
Learn to walk with your  eyes wide open.  If you make it  a habit of walking with your eyes shut in the middle of an expressway expecting drivers to behave rationally and drive around you , don't expect to live long. Some mad driver will surely hit you and that doesn't imply that all drivers on the road are idiots any more than your presumption should imply that all pastors are thieves.

At this point I think that even if God had originally intended to reward your foolish behaviour with a job, I doubt that He will be inclined to anymore because you have compounded it with a greater foolishness of mocking Him. But then you never know with God !!
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by KunleOshob(m): 1:21pm On Jan 14, 2010
What most of you don't realize is that most pentecostal and Africanized churches are just a form of business enterprise aimed primarily to make money for the promoters embarassed

Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by spiderman(m): 1:41pm On Jan 14, 2010
felifeli:

You have no point sir. YOU behaved foolishly and this post is CHILDISH.
Learn to walk with your  eyes wide open.  If you make it  a habit of walking with your eyes shut in the middle of an expressway expecting drivers to behave rationally and drive around you , don't expect to live long. Some mad driver will surely hit you and that doesn't imply that all drivers on the road are idiots any more than your presumption should imply that all pastors are thieves.

At this point I think that even if God had originally intended to reward your foolish behaviour with a job, I doubt that He will be inclined to anymore because you have compounded it with a greater foolishness of mocking Him. But then you never know with God !!

bros take it easy, u sound like a pastor, i believe the point of giving is actually what u have in ur heart when u give, it should be between u and ur God. if pastor like let him chop the money e go answer to God.
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by mdfishers: 2:23pm On Jan 14, 2010
My brother, l believe your story perfectly. There is nothing wrong with offering. You have not given to the pastor, but God.Even the pastor will account for all the offering he receives. and nobody put any knife to your jugular. It was difficult for you because, you have not first given your heart to God. Remember, you have to do it cheerfully too.
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by na2day(m): 3:04pm On Jan 14, 2010
KunleOshob:

What most of you don't realize is that most pentecostal and Africanized churches are just a form of business enterprise aimed primarily to make money for the promoters embarassed



NA WA FOR U O, WHY IS UR PHOTOSHOP SKILL THIS POOR! grin grin grin
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by segyemaro(m): 3:43pm On Jan 14, 2010
Most of you are sounding assive u are not in nigeria,d nigerian pastors will do everything to make sure you are real brainwashed. I was in a church here in kaduna on an invitation, towards d end of program,d pastor said God want to see how many people have trust in him,d pastor now said all the members should bring the best valuable item they have to d church before the following sunday. On the following sunday i went to the church just to see what is realy going to happen. During d service when it was time for people to bring out all they brought,you need to see how people were bringing out fridges,DVD players,generator to the extend some brought cars,it was during dis time i left d church bicos it was a day robbery,so this things happens
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by kolaoloye(m): 4:02pm On Jan 14, 2010
segyemaro:

Most of you are sounding assive u are not in nigeria,d nigerian pastors will do everything to make sure you are real brainwashed. I was in a church here in kaduna on an invitation, towards d end of program,d pastor said God want to see how many people have trust in him,d pastor now said all the members should bring the best valuable item they have to d church before the following sunday. On the following sunday i went to the church just to see what is realy going to happen. During d service when it was time for people to bring out all they brought,you need to see how people were bringing out fridges,DVD players,generator to the extend some brought cars,it was during dis time i left d church bicos it was a day robbery,so this things happens
The bible says, "it is much better to give than to receive".
Whatsoever a man soweth that shall he reap.
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by KunleOshob(m): 4:13pm On Jan 14, 2010
@Kola
Your comments on this thread are really giving me cause for concern, i thought you had "repented" why are you supporting those who are twisting God's word to extort others
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by Gaco(f): 4:30pm On Jan 14, 2010
pawa4ul:

[b]My bros and sis in NL, I do not wish to talk about this church thing, but if you don't wish to be pissed with all these SOW and REAP thing, you better stick to Govt churches (Anglican, Catholic, Methodist, Baptist, Presbitarian), or better still belong to Deeper Life Bible church where they are still preaching the style of Christ. As far as I am concerned, the preaching in churches today is 5% repentance, 2% holliness, and 93% Money! The most annoying part is that they will con it in a way that will even make you feel guilty like you are owing God. At the end of the day, they will use the money you have sown to build schools (very expensve ones) that even majority of the church members can not afford to take their children/wards to; they will buy TINTED glassed cars that you as a member cannot even see them to wave at them. They have made their position so tight that you as a member can not even see them freely. You have to feel all kings of forms at the gate, and in the end the Security operatives will end up telling you such lies as: The G.O is not around now, while he is inside attending to a well to do in the society who has come to SOW to him; and from the wave of the tide it now looks like the way to go will be for all General Overseers to have Private Jets.
what have the churches done for the citizens around them? In the past they were known for building free schools, giving electricity and water etc. Today, they want all these from you instead. LET US STOP DECEIVING OUR SELVES.[/b]


U took the words right outta my mouth. True talk!

kola oloye:

The bible says, "it is much better to give than to receive".
Whatsoever a man soweth that shall he reap.

That's how they(those fake pastors) sound. I won't be surprised to knw that u're one of them because ur posts on this thread have been real disappointing. I pity U
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by Okijajuju1(m): 4:31pm On Jan 14, 2010
THE QUESTION STILL REMAINS ARE PASTORS UNARMED ROBBERS??

And I say YES.

What has my profile name got to do with anything?

Lets analyze these preachers properly.
I will start with my Favorite punch bag Oyedepo. This dude owns and controls a fleet of over 25 cars which include a Rolls Royce Phantom locally (His resident church) and over 1000 nationwide. Owns a private jet (Bombardier Challenger), owns one of the biggest privately owned and most expensive university in the country, and is the proud owner of one of the biggest church auditorium in the continent (abi is it the world??).
Now what does he do for a living?? He is not a federal contractor, is not into any private practice (medicine/law/consultantcy/e.t.c) he is just a simple preacher man.

In every service of winners chapel group of company, they have over 3 offerings, prove me wrong if you can. In an average sunday worship (off-peak period) they gross over 2million naira in normal offerings, over 10million in tithe and over 500,000 in Winners branded marchandise. During peak periods (Christmas, Easter, Crusades, Retreats, Conventions, e.t.c), these figures are more than trippled.

Dont even get me started on Adebayo of the Redeemed Conglomerate. His church building is was in the guiness book of records, He out did his main rival (Oyedepo group) when he purchased his own Jet plane (Gulfstream 4), owns a University too (but not quite as popular as the Winners Group), I cant say much bout his cars but I learnt he rides pretty. His conglomerates are far spread both locally and internationally.


Or is it Matthew Ashimolowo of the Kingsway International christian center. This Dude threw a party with about 200,000 pounds sterlings.

I could keep going. The Oyakhilome industries limited, e.t.c.

A thief is a thief. Period.
Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by segyemaro(m): 4:32pm On Jan 14, 2010
I beg help me ask am.

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