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Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by Ben13: 5:19pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
LOL here are some AGENDAS for last Valentine's day lol but i dont believe in valentine crap. . . .Clemcykul My valentine agenda is to go to a gay club and try out gay intimacy.I don't like bitches anymore,i need something to fill the gap,probably gay people are less bitchy. . . antartica travel from Apapa to Fetac gate, call her on fone wait for her at the entrance gate *of course to prevent her funny father* get her into my tortoise car *that I borrowed from my richest friend* and drive of to Lagos Island *where things are happening* just for a plate of ice-cream 4rm TFC, Take her back to her house Return the car and walks back home for a complete 12hrs sleep. . . . Ben-10 will go for confession i really nid it show repentance by cleaning the church so God can wash me tu wash my clothes got heap of dirty undies watch wrestling i nid to get tensed 4 relaxatn remeber to toast st.valentine d man who died to prove luv does exist wat else i cant recollect 4 now . . .romsky. Tell us on this thread how you will celebrate the Man who died to prove that LOVE exists. *Are you gonna be like JACK in TITANIC? *Are you gonna get drunk and fall into the gutters to show your love for Nigerian Breweries? Drop your Agendas. . .and let's catch fun |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by tytylayor: 5:24pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
bundle my guguru and epa well well, bring am com TFC to sell enof sales dat day ehn, |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by Ben13: 5:26pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
lol I already know, guguru hawker |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by tytylayor: 5:29pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
just make sure u buy wella dat day, coz special gift dey for best buyer |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by Ben13: 5:34pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
Why will I come to TFC and settle for ordinary guguru and epa? My friends would disown moi |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by dani1luv: 5:42pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
I dont believe in Valentine Agenda |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by Abbeycity4(f): 5:45pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
shaatap dani, wat do u knw abt love? tyty u no well lol funny chick |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by dani1luv: 5:49pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
you wanna know. . oya report to my bdroom naa |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by Abbeycity4(f): 5:58pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
ur wat? |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by tytylayor: 6:00pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
Ben-10: den u knw nattin bout val if u cnt settle for well roasted guguru and epa, ur friends are just lyk u abbey town, seriously, dats d best for dat day |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by dani1luv: 6:07pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
tyty. .your own valentine na wah oh. . But that day nna . .You, Ben, Romasky, , una no chop guguru and epa. . Remember say romasky sef dey lick plate. .haba. .which kain white lie be this nnaa |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by mykali(m): 6:10pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
my valentine? i will sure make out with that chic . . .yes that chic. i will invite her to my house . . .put love poison . . . oops, sorry, love potion in her drink then . . .we will sing and dance, and thats all. |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by tytylayor: 6:19pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
and after den mykolo? AIDS |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by Ben13: 6:20pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
u bad |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by mykali(m): 6:30pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
i said we will sing and dance so you can get AIDS these days thru singing and dancing? chei . . . i nor dey go Church again |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by Ben13: 6:40pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
More . . . Wake up in the morning, Say my prayers, start playing love jams on my DVD; westlife, Celine Dion etc. Go to the bathroom, do the necessary things; y'all know what i mean, Go shopping for my night outfit, get candles & roses and a gift for my G. Get back home, relax; do my manicure/ Pedicure and take a foam bath then get ready for the night out!. . . Officegirl wake up 7am. send sms to all the girls, i have been admiring for years (xpcially my dream girl) Go to Unilag sport center, to dust a friend in a hundred meter race (probably win a bet). then run the track round 40 times in preparation for next week saturday Glo marathon. sleep for 2 hours after a cold bath. go to the palms to shop with my friends. hang out with my friends later in the night to tal about music, football and all the latest gossips.. . . Riff-raff |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by Ben13: 6:42pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
mykali: Mykali, no mind Tyty. AIDS na superstition |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by mykali(m): 7:00pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
please, dont believe that superstition. i dey beg you oh |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by Kunbee: 11:03pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
I am gonna collect his cash |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by baybbootz(f): 11:12pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
Go for SERVICE be in d air for hours,sleep for the rest of the day |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by Ben13: 9:12am On Feb 02, 2010 |
SERVICE? |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by tytylayor: 9:18am On Feb 02, 2010 |
ben its so unfortunate u forgot dat day is for God |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by romsky: 9:22am On Feb 02, 2010 |
1. Attend church service 2. Sing hymns & praise at d top of my voice 3. Greet first timers and old faces 4. Go home and eat my usual rice and chicken 5. Take a nap 6. Go for House Fellowship 7. Watch sitcoms 8. Iron my clothes in preparation for work 9. Call my baby and talk sweet rubbish till 1 of us falls asleep 10. Snore I dont need a day to show i care when i got 364/365 more to show i love daily |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by Ben13: 9:30am On Feb 02, 2010 |
tytylayor: I wanted to know the kind of service na Rommie, show me mine today with a recharge card na |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by romsky: 9:40am On Feb 02, 2010 |
ben u r an executive beggar b dat o |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by Chykason(m): 10:19am On Feb 02, 2010 |
@ Ben-10, You have a question to answer in a thread "tell the moderators your mind:lay your complaints". Answer it now or snatching ur girl this 14 will be my agenda! |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by Kunbee: 10:31am On Feb 02, 2010 |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by baybbootz(f): 11:11am On Feb 02, 2010 |
ben u r an executive beggar b dat o hmmm meva knew we had executive beggars in 9ja. |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by romsky: 11:16am On Feb 02, 2010 |
evidence say u neva tey for this world |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by honeric01(m): 11:31am On Feb 02, 2010 |
Wake up by 12 midnight call her, tell her how i love her go back to bed wake up by 7am attend church 2hrs away from home hang around at my friend's house till 5pm return to church for usher's get-together return home to watch Sunday night football matches call her again after the matches start my business for the week head back to bed around 1am shefini. |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by baybbootz(f): 12:18pm On Feb 02, 2010 |
evidence say u neva tey for this worldi don tey ooo.its just dat ben doesnt strike me as an executive beggerstrikes mi as d usual ones |
Re: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda 2 by romsky: 1:07pm On Feb 02, 2010 |
make i xplain then ben dey among those wey they wear suit come bus stop to beg
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