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The Boss Had To Fire Somebody by Mamajama(m): 4:55pm On Feb 06, 2007
It's always tough to fire someone.
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first
one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over
after partying all night. She went to the water cooler
to take an aspirin.

The Boss approached her and said:
"Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit this morning!"
Re: The Boss Had To Fire Somebody by Free(f): 3:33am On Feb 07, 2007
boooooooooooooooooooooo
Re: The Boss Had To Fire Somebody by bluenubian(f): 4:00am On Feb 07, 2007
oh hilarious grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Boss Had To Fire Somebody by eniola1310(f): 11:08am On Feb 07, 2007
pls let's know when we are meant to laugh
Re: The Boss Had To Fire Somebody by didisky(m): 11:42am On Feb 07, 2007
eniola1310:

please let's know when we are meant to laugh
shocked I am surprised u dont get the line.
Re: The Boss Had To Fire Somebody by Maneater1(f): 5:28pm On Feb 07, 2007
Lay u or jack off, lol

Funny grin
Re: The Boss Had To Fire Somebody by jaybaby(f): 9:09pm On Feb 07, 2007
Funny
Re: The Boss Had To Fire Somebody by beyunce(f): 6:16pm On Feb 08, 2007
Y nt Wack Off? lol

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