Son:mum why did aunty faith name her daughter diamond? Mum: you know some people name their children after what they like most. Son:so what is the meaning of my name? Mum:dickson please leave me alone.

Menstruation Testimony! During church service, this 16-year old pastor's daughter stood up and said "praise the Lord!" everybody shouted with joy, "Hallelujah". She continued: "since the age of 13, I've been experiencing painful monthly periods. But now, after a series of Bible studies and prayers with brother Jimmy in his house, my monthly periods have stopped for more than 3 months now. No more pain, no more menstruation. You can see I'm even getting fatter and prettier. We are starting to pray seriously about the small problem of vomiting, especially in the morning. Praise the Lord". The whole church was silent! Brother jimmy fainted I can't laff alone abeg join me...

my EX says i act childish but her DAD screams any time NEPA brings LIGHT well i admit it

The greatest shock u can get is having sex with ur pregnant wife n suddenly the hands of the child grabbed ur dick n say
papa abeg see my eye oo..

Government announced that if U have 5 kids, ur salary will be increased to #500,000. A man heard the news and said to his wife, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 kids. When he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining.*
*He asked: "Where are the other 3?"*
*His wife replied: "You are not the only one who heard the news.* *THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME FOR THEM!"*

Guys If your pastor says "Hold that place that makes you to sin often" Without fear, where exactly will you hold?

Slay mama , Why Nah ??!
PINK LIPS With YELLOW TEETH..... ..What Are You trying To Prove RAINBOW Or What ?

Krystaal:
Somebody said, somebody oh!, not me that if you want to hide something from ARSENAL Forever, Put it Inside Champions League Trophy!!

lolz make them nigga catch u.

Krystaal:
Hey Guys Can I get a thank you if any of my post has made you laugh

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great job,bro! I nearly fell from okro tree with laughter.

I just killed the mosquito that bit me last month The bastard thought I won't recognise him

Sister,so this small ASUU strike, You are already pregnant ??!

Yoruba people will advice you for 6hours...
After they re through,
u will hear "I don't have anything to tell u again a word is enough for d wise."
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...6hours nd u don't have anything to say
if u come get wetin to talk nko

LOBATAN
A rich man often went to Bangkok for the night life and before long he contracted sexual disease.
So, he went to the doctor for a check up.
The doctor examines his private part and said, "This is a very severe case. We have no other way but to cut it away. Otherwise, it will spread and become worse."
The businessman was shocked.
The last thing he wanted was to have it cut and end his night life. He went to other doctors but all gave the same diagnosis.
Desperate he thought, "Why don't I consult traditional Chinese medicine. They might have some surprises"
So, the Chinese doctor gave him an examination and the doctor said, "We don't have to cut. I'll give you herbs to rub."
The rich man was so happy, "Wow no operation, you are better than western medicine. I'm amazed, So what is the exact secret?"
The Chinese doctor said, "Just wait for three days. It will drop by itself."

My granny bought a smart phone today. She's on Whatsapp now.
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Her first text to me was " Can you hear me my grandchild ?". I quickly responded " i can see your text".

Welcome To 9ja where a Girl Borrow Clothes from a Friend & Go and Visit a Guy Who borrowed a Room from his friend For Sex!!

My sister if he takes you out to parties, or fancy night clubs, and buy you expensive booze.
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Just keep in mind that he doesn't see a wife material on you. No man in this world want to get married to a drunken master.

Dating a Skinny Girl is not the problem, but the problem starts when she is on her period. You don't know what to buy...Pads or Elastoplast(plaster) ?

My Sister Your Father is Black Your Mother is Black They Gave Birth to a Black Child . . At the age of 21 you became a Yellow Bone . Who Are You?? . Are you a Chamelon!

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY to GOD to free you. If you are still in darkness after praying, please PAY YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL.

I Went for a Night Prayer at One Church..
So in the Midst of the Prayer Session,a Member of the Church touched my Shoulder and said,"You Will Walk!"
I didn't understand because I don't have any Disability on me!
When I got out of Church. I noticed that my Transport Money has been stolen!!

A Lady lost 3 panties in her House and blamed her Maid infront of the husband. Maid said,"Sir,you are my Witness you know I never Wear Panties!"

And 8 year old boy is accused of Rape.in Court his Lady Lawyer holds his dick out as an Evidence saying,"Your Honour,See this,can he Rape with this Tiny Tot?
The boy whispers,"Don't shake it,we will lose the case!!

I've been Single for so long,Sometimes I put Teddie Bear on the Bed and Sleep on the floor....Trying to pretend Bae is Mad at Me!!

u ar too much,kudos

sydney5001:
u ar too much,kudos

Thank you sir and thanks guys for the comments...really appreciated ....More jokes loading...

*NO SOUND ON EARTH IS LOUDER THAN THE LID OF A POT DROPPING AS YOU TRY TO STEAL MEAT......*

"A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her Mother about it.Her Mother calmly said,
That part where Hair has grown is called Monkey and be proud that your Monkey has grown Hair."
The girl smiled.at dinner,the girl told her Sister,"My Monkey has grown Hair!"
Her Sister smiled and said,"That's nothing dear,Mine is already eating Bananas!
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Their Mother Fainted right on the Dinning table

When you've already said "Goodnight" to your girlfriend
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Boooom!! your crush is online
You'll be left with no choice but to tell your girlfriend something like
"Babe I'm giving the phone to my little brother now, he wanna chat with his girlfriend"

Is it true that Sokoto is soo hot that even their chickens lay boiled eggs??

14 years imprisonment for being GAY in Nigeria... They will still put them in prison With other guys... Is that not honeymoon

Daughter: Dad I'm a lesbian. Dad: It's Ok, hubby. 2nd Daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian too. Dad: Wtf? does anybody in this family like dick? Son: I do.

Since I borrowed #500 from MTN, they've been sending me messages "Load #500 to win 50,000" Pls I am not interested. I CANT STOP LAUGHING O!