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Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by PenisCaP: 5:25pm On Aug 04, 2017
akpamuomenka:


Nnanna....... Grand papa.

Nnenne....... Grand mama


Akpamuomenka....... Omenka's Penis bag.


Jideamugiaka.......... Hold your penis
Ogologoamu......... Long penis
Amudimkpa........ Great man's penis
Amumkpi.......... He goat penis
NgeneUkwenu....... Ngene is a name of a particular river.... Ukwenu...... Sing my people. That's urging people to sing.
Omenka........ Scientists or Doer of outstanding things.
Awo..... Frog
Otuoke....... Rat's vagina
Nnewi...... Female rabbit
Okpuamu..... Peniscap

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.. u hav killed me with laff.. see ur life ooo.. grin grin grin
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by PenisCaP: 5:40pm On Aug 04, 2017
wristbangle:


Werey grin

I swaer that guy na pure mumu.
I wonder who is behind that moniker. angry
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by MichaelSokoto(m): 5:40pm On Aug 04, 2017
KendrickAyomide:
what about NwaAmaikpe ?
coconut head wey nor correct!
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by kokostick(m): 5:48pm On Aug 04, 2017
EmekaBlue:
Just for fun. TGIF

(1) Obiageri = If u come u go chop.
(2) Ijeoma = Travel well
(3) Ifeoma = fine thing
(4) Uloma = Ogbonge house or kakarakaa house
(5) Ulonna = papa house
(6) Nnanna = papa papa
(7) Nnenne = Mama mama
(8.) Emeka = dem do good
(9) Ikemefuna= Abeg make my power no loss
(10) Enyinnaya = Him papa friend
(11) Amaechi = you know tomorrow?
(12) Nwanneka = my brother pass your brother
(13) Uchenna = Him papa mind
(14) Ebuka = you too fat
(15) Ogonna = Papa inlaw
(16) Obiora = Public opinion
(17) Nonso = you too near
(18) Amobi = you know him mind.

ADD YOURS and keep the fun moving!
Number 14 is a big lie.. .ebuka means great
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by muller101(m): 5:55pm On Aug 04, 2017
Henrydboss:
lolz...FTC dedicating this to all my village witches may epilepsy fall on them meanwhile what r d career prospects nd employment oppurtunities of a marine engineer in nigeria
to wine and dine with mammy and pappy water grin
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Rilwayne001: 6:01pm On Aug 04, 2017
sukkot:
chukwudi - indonesian powder expert
chigozie- okija shrine ritualist
ndubuisi - hairy chess
amaka - yam legs
nnamdi - isi ewu goat head
kanu - i am zoo slave i want freedom
tochukwu - vagabond and traveller
obinna - discount jew
chibuzor - i am yero from breash bottle. lightskin from bottle
kalu - land of nod
orji - red soil


grin grin

shocked grin

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Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Nobody: 6:06pm On Aug 04, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

1). Olaitan = A threesômer
2). Iziegbe= Gun head.
3). Alaibi = land of enlarged scrotums.
4). Alanta= Small Brezz
5). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness
6) Osibunjo= stealing is a crime.
7). Buhari= carry it around, change it
8.) Maimuna= you don do me enuff
9) Amuneke= preek dey create
10) Amunike= preek and yansh
11) Imieke= Python's nose.
12). Olaniyi= A good for nothing.


Yass! You killed it

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Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by BAILMONEY: 6:13pm On Aug 04, 2017
woodcook:


I know you are trying to have fun but I had better correct some to avoid "had i know" in the future.

Ebuka short form of Chukwuebuka = God is great / God is the greatest
Nonso short form Chukwunonso = God is near / God is closeby
Emeka short form of Chukwuemeka (God has done well/good) /Nnaemeka (in this case Nna signifies God the father)
Ogonna = father's favor.

Feel free to correct me if I am wrong
CHUKWUEBUKA MEANS GOD IS BIG JUST LIKE WE HAVE OLUWATOBI IN EWEDULAND

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Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Alkanoicacid(m): 6:19pm On Aug 04, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked
1). Olaitan = A threesômer 2). Iziegbe= Gun head. 3). Alaibi = land of enlarged scrotums. 4). Alanta= Small Brezz 5). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness 6) Osibunjo= stealing is a crime. 7). Buhari= carry it around, change it 8.) Maimuna= you don do me enuff 9) Amuneke= preek dey create 10) Amunike= preek and yansh 11) Imieke= Python's nose. 12). Olaniyi= A good for nothing.
NwaAmaikpe = Oloshi grin
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked
1). Olaitan = A threesômer 2). Iziegbe= Gun head. 3). Alaibi = land of enlarged scrotums. 4). Alanta= Small Brezz 5). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness 6) Osibunjo= stealing is a crime. 7). Buhari= carry it around, change it 8.) Maimuna= you don do me enuff 9) Amuneke= preek dey create 10) Amunike= preek and yansh 11) Imieke= Python's nose. 12). Olaniyi= A good for nothing.
NwaAmaikpe = Oloshi
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Olarababy(f): 6:39pm On Aug 04, 2017
Nwite= Baby Pot
Nwagu= Baby Lion
Amuha= Their Di*k
Otu= Vagina
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by swegiedon(m): 6:40pm On Aug 04, 2017
sukkot:


seriously though let me do the esoteric breakdown of the following igbo names

NGOZI - tribulation and judgement and affliction
IKENNA - warrior and judge
OLUCHI - hell
AMARA - ruler or heaven.
AKI - monarch or ruler
CHINWENDU - tortured in hell
CHINWEIKPE - tribulation and spiritual blockage
CHIOMA - destroyed
my man do the esoteric breakdown of ukatu.i wanna confirm something
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by sukkot: 6:45pm On Aug 04, 2017
swegiedon:
my man do the esoteric breakdown of ukatu.i wanna confirm something
no sweat brah

UKATU - a destroyed afflicted person. lowly. someone in hell <<< THOSE WILL BE THE MEANING BRO. TELL ME IF IT FITS THE PERSON BEARING THE NAME
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by swegiedon(m): 6:49pm On Aug 04, 2017
sukkot:
no sweat brah

UKATU - a destroyed afflicted person. lowly. someone in hell <<< THOSE WILL BE THE MEANING BRO. TELL ME IF IT FITS THE PERSON BEARING THE NAME
chai!!..yeah bro.
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by sukkot: 6:55pm On Aug 04, 2017
swegiedon:
chai!!..yeah bro.
. AMUN speaks. all knowledge wisdom and understanding is his.
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by swegiedon(m): 7:02pm On Aug 04, 2017
sukkot:
. AMUN speaks. all knowledge wisdom and understanding is his.
lol i keep on disturbing you bro.teach me thy ways of amun
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Cubeet: 7:05pm On Aug 04, 2017
win2kwire:


I am not afonja and cannot speak for them but ibos invented using human head for money (ego).

ibos started the trend to sell their father and mother for money, they then upgraded to selling babies for money - actually there are baby making factories in iboland.

I don't know of anything ibos will not do for money, human sacrifice, carrying drugs to places with death penalty, selling their parents and children or buying babies from factories, importing toxic waste to their own villages, using hiv needles in their chemist, importing fake rice and including using their own live body parts as sacrifice!

Ibos are the worst tribe in African, not just Nigeria!

Then Yoloba took over and became the worst

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Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by sukkot: 7:29pm On Aug 04, 2017
swegiedon:
lol i keep on disturbing you bro.teach me thy ways of amun
[b]ok first off let me also say that the name UKATU the way it is structured in syllables means it is a dichotomy. so while it means a very lowly afflicted destroyed person, it can also mean a ruler of men. so just throwing that out there.


as per the ways of AMUN, the ways and wisdom of AMUN is greater than any book ever created. as you can see, these types of wisdom are not in books. You can give me any name in any language and I can break it down for you esoterically. Doesnt matter if it is arabic, spanish, greek, hebrew, igbo, yoruba, french, dutch etc etc. this is only a tiny fraction of the wisdom of AMUN. esoteric etymology. these types of things cant be taught because you will need 10 lifetimes to learn it all. it is something that is within. it is a stream that opens up from within. but first you must seek righteousness. these things are not endowed on the carnal and the selfish and thieves and adulterers and fornicators etc etc. so its a journey only the few are ready to undertake. when you first asked me about this your question to me was, so how do I make money with this ? lol that tells me you arent even remotely close to being ready. [/b] grin
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by swegiedon(m): 7:52pm On Aug 04, 2017
@sukkot lol about that money ish.i know why asked that so dont use that as a reason brah.about me not being remotely close.i will just let it slide. besides hows your life going and this month of august with its spiritual expectations
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by stealthtiger(m): 7:54pm On Aug 04, 2017
What's the meaning of IBEGBUNAM
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by kiddkash(m): 7:57pm On Aug 04, 2017
KendrickAyomide:
what about NwaAmaikpe ?
a son that has been cursed

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Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by sukkot: 8:01pm On Aug 04, 2017
swegiedon:
@sukkot lol about that money ish.i know why asked that so dont use that as a reason brah.about me not being remotely close.i will just let it slide. besides hows your life going and this month of august with its spiritual expectations
Oh brah wasnt nothing personal in what I said lmao. never take anything i say personal. its strictly business lol. well how is my life ? I am still in the struggle like everyone else. waiting for the redemption lol. this is a very heavy month. we have the august 7th full sturgeon moon lunar eclipse in the constellation of aquarius 15 degrees. Then we have a powerful solar eclipse on august 21st in leo constellation. it looks like it would be a month of war and destruction and upheaval and new beginnings. We do have the north korea and USA and china war brewing up in the horizon. maybe this august is when it will all erupt. but in the offing based on the astrology is heavy calamities or war
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Fortunesmart(m): 8:03pm On Aug 04, 2017
Seconded.
Put it down soon.
Pharaoh9:
Rubbish
Not funny
The OP is an ignoramus

Seun, mynd44

This thread is rubbish and not funny as the OP wanted it to be, This thread will confuse people are searching for Igbo names and meaning

Infact, this is annoying/blackmail

We uge you to take it down
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by aragonchuks(m): 8:06pm On Aug 04, 2017
timilehin007:
NNAMDI KANU=I BE FRAUDSTER
TIMILEHIN= I SOLD MY SENSE FOR CLAWED FACE

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Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Jake101(f): 8:06pm On Aug 04, 2017
Irohibe meaning let my enemies keep sleeping. I love it.
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by swegiedon(m): 8:14pm On Aug 04, 2017
sukkot:
Oh brah wasnt nothing personal in what I said lmao. never take anything i say personal. its strictly business lol. well how is my life ? I am still in the struggle like everyone else. waiting for the redemption lol. this is a very heavy month. we have the august 7th full sturgeon moon lunar eclipse in the constellation of aquarius 15 degrees. Then we have a powerful solar eclipse on august 21st in leo constellation. it looks like it would be a month of war and destruction and upheaval and new beginnings. We do have the north korea and USA and china war brewing up in the horizon. maybe this august is when it will all erupt. but in the offing based on the astrology is heavy calamities or war
yea i know bro the empire is about to sink into thy abyss.i shall keep observing.just know.i didnt take anything personal bro
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by sukkot: 8:20pm On Aug 04, 2017
swegiedon:
yea i know bro the empire is about to sink into thy abyss.i shall keep observing.just know.i didnt take anything personal bro
good to know that lmao. because you will see me retaliating tribally against the ubiquitous anti-afonja hydraulic soup scratch face ofe-manu saying igbos on the forum. so anything against igbo i say is not to be taken personal by my igbo friends lol. just that some of these trolls need a dose of their own medicine. so you will catch me say a few crazy anti-igbo things. but ermmm yeah you are very correct bro, the empire is about to sink into the abyss. hmmm i am impressed. seems like you are clued in to the times we are living in
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by ThatFairGuy: 8:22pm On Aug 04, 2017
Full of controversies grin
KendrickAyomide:
what about NwaAmaikpe ?

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Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by koning: 8:26pm On Aug 04, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
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20 Nigerian Names And Their Funny Direct Igbo Translations

1). Olaitan = A threesômer
2). Iziegbe= Gun head.
3). Alaibi = land of enlarged scrotums.
4). Alanta= Small Brezz
5). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness
6). Osibunjo= stealing is a crime.
7). Buhari= carry it around, change it
8.) Maimuna= you don do me enuff
9). Amuneke= preek dey create
10). Amunike= preek and yansh
11). Imieke= Python's nose.
12). Hamza= Leave me alone and swell
13). Adamu= I failed.
14). Awo= Frog
15). Babajide= Father hold.
16). Bukola= To carry it all.
17). Efe= Clothe
18). Dauda= To sound very loud
19). Dapo (D'Banj)= To fail woefully.
20). Olaniyi= A good for nothing.


Hilarious!. But you forgot one important one: Olanike = F@cker of azz.holes.

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Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Xcelinteriors(f): 8:41pm On Aug 04, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

20 Nigerian Names And Their Funny Direct Igbo Translations

1). Olaitan = A threesômer
2). Iziegbe= Gun head.
3). Alaibi = land of enlarged scrotums.
4). Alanta= Small Brezz
5). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness
6). Osibunjo= stealing is a crime.
7). Buhari= carry it around, change it
8.) Maimuna= you don do me enuff
9). Amuneke= preek dey create
10). Amunike= preek and yansh
11). Imieke= Python's nose.
12). Hamza= Leave me alone and swell
13). Adamu= I failed.
14). Awo= Frog
15). Babajide= Father hold.
16). Bukola= To carry it all.
17). Efe= Clothe
18). Dauda= To sound very loud
19). Dapo (D'Banj)= To fail woefully.
20). Olaniyi= A good for nothing.
Nwanne I di funny too much. You have to see the way am laughing here. Thanks for making me to laugh

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Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Nobody: 8:44pm On Aug 04, 2017
maklelemakukula:
op u dey crase grin grin grin grin grin ECHIETEKA =tomorrow too far OSONDU = run for your life grin
Ozoemena-Another one should not do me grin.
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by endove(f): 8:58pm On Aug 04, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

20 Nigerian Names And Their Funny Direct Igbo Translations

1). Olaitan = A threesômer
2). Iziegbe= Gun head.
3). Alaibi = land of enlarged scrotums.
4). Alanta= Small Brezz
5). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness
6). Osibunjo= stealing is a crime.
7). Buhari= carry it around, change it
8.) Maimuna= you don do me enuff
9). Amuneke= preek dey create
10). Amunike= preek and yansh
11). Imieke= Python's nose.
12). Hamza= Leave me alone and swell
13). Adamu= I failed.
14). Awo= Frog
15). Babajide= Father hold.
16). Bukola= To carry it all.
17). Efe= Clothe
18). Dauda= To sound very loud
19). Dapo (D'Banj)= To fail woefully.
20). Olaniyi= A good for nothing.
I don't laff tire
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by endove(f): 8:58pm On Aug 04, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

20 Nigerian Names And Their Funny Direct Igbo Translations

1). Olaitan = A threesômer
2). Iziegbe= Gun head.
3). Alaibi = land of enlarged scrotums.
4). Alanta= Small Brezz
5). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness
6). Osibunjo= stealing is a crime.
7). Buhari= carry it around, change it
8.) Maimuna= you don do me enuff
9). Amuneke= preek dey create
10). Amunike= preek and yansh
11). Imieke= Python's nose.
12). Hamza= Leave me alone and swell
13). Adamu= I failed.
14). Awo= Frog
15). Babajide= Father hold.
16). Bukola= To carry it all.
17). Efe= Clothe
18). Dauda= To sound very loud
19). Dapo (D'Banj)= To fail woefully.
20). Olaniyi= A good for nothing.
I don laff tire

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