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Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Okpuamu(m): 9:10pm On Aug 04, 2017
akpamuomenka:


Nnanna....... Grand papa.

Nnenne....... Grand mama


Akpamuomenka....... Omenka's Penis bag.


Jideamugiaka.......... Hold your penis


Ogologoamu......... Long penis


Amudimkpa........ Great man's penis


Amumkpi.......... He goat penis

NgeneUkwenu....... Ngene is a name of a particular river.... Ukwenu...... Sing my people. That's urging people to sing.

Omenka........ Scientists or Doer of outstanding things.

Awo..... Frog


Otuoke....... Rat's vagina


Nnewi...... Female rabbit


Okpuamu..... Peniscap




Who called me? undecided
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by maklelemakukula(m): 9:12pm On Aug 04, 2017
Rorachy:
Ozoemena-Another one should not do me grin.
grin
Kainene= make we dey looklook grin
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by bellenornor(f): 9:13pm On Aug 04, 2017
sisipelebe:
Op, make sure you write those names in full next time . Names like chukwunonso: God is near or close.Chukwuebuka God is big and not fat. Chukwuemeka: God is good.
If chukwuemeka is God is good? Then what's Chidinma?
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Henrydboss: 9:15pm On Aug 04, 2017
youngdabold:

the best thing is for you to join navy or look for shipping companies which are scarce or non existent in Nigeria...I'm planning on going to Canada or Italy
so u mean there are no shipping companies in nigeria??
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by saintboogie(m): 9:33pm On Aug 04, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked
20 Nigerian Names And Their Funny Direct Igbo Translations
1). Olaitan = A threesômer 2). Iziegbe= Gun head. 3). Alaibi = land of enlarged scrotums. 4). Alanta= Small Brezz 5). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness 6). Osibunjo= stealing is a crime. 7). Buhari= carry it around, change it 8.) Maimuna= you don do me enuff 9). Amuneke= preek dey create 10). Amunike= preek and yansh 11). Imieke= Python's nose. 12). Hamza= Leave me alone and swell 13). Adamu= I failed. 14). Awo= Frog 15). Babajide= Father hold. 16). Bukola= To carry it all. 17). Efe= Clothe 18). Dauda= To sound very loud 19). Dapo (D'Banj)= To fail woefully. 20). Olaniyi= A good for nothing.
Na person born you sha
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by ThinkSmarter: 9:52pm On Aug 04, 2017
KendrickAyomide:
what about NwaAmaikpe ?
A small court of law
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by bonifieldstun(m): 10:01pm On Aug 04, 2017
KendrickAyomide:
what about NwaAmaikpe ?
the direct meaning is Mistake on earth
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by youngdabold(m): 10:14pm On Aug 04, 2017
win2kwire:


I am not afonja and cannot speak for them but ibos invented using human head for money (ego).

ibos started the trend to sell their father and mother for money, they then upgraded to selling babies for money - actually there are baby making factories in iboland.

I don't know of anything ibos will not do for money, human sacrifice, carrying drugs to places with death penalty, selling their parents and children or buying babies from factories, importing toxic waste to their own villages, using hiv needles in their chemist, importing fake rice and including using their own live body parts as sacrifice!

Ibos are the worst tribe in African, not just Nigeria!
I don't know where you were when God was sharing sense....How many ritualist dens have been discovered in the east?..one was discovered in soka in Ibadan..another recently in osun..all these rapist Muslims them dat will not mind their business.....MTCHEEEEW
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by ojojoshuaseun: 10:47pm On Aug 04, 2017
[b][/b]what of #Chibuzor
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Okpuamu(m): 10:50pm On Aug 04, 2017
win2kwire:


I am not afonja and cannot speak for them but ibos invented using human head for money (ego).

ibos started the trend to sell their father and mother for money, they then upgraded to selling babies for money - actually there are baby making factories in iboland.

I don't know of anything ibos will not do for money, human sacrifice, carrying drugs to places with death penalty, selling their parents and children or buying babies from factories, importing toxic waste to their own villages, using hiv needles in their chemist, importing fake rice and including using their own live body parts as sacrifice!

Ibos are the worst tribe in African, not just Nigeria!
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I think a baboon raped your mother while she was pregnant with you and its sperm added to your formation. Mistake of the maker.
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Okpuamu(m): 10:51pm On Aug 04, 2017
ojojoshuaseun:
[b][/b]what of #Chibuzor

Genuine meaning - God comes first


Direct translation. God carry door

Chi- God
Bu- carry
Uzo- door grin
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Stallione(m): 11:01pm On Aug 04, 2017
timilehin007:
NNAMDI KANU=I BE FRAUDSTER
Timilehin= God has forsaken him undecided
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Stallione(m): 11:04pm On Aug 04, 2017
nonxo007:
This is mostly trash, the names aren't complete... Eg. Emeka is actually chukwuemeka or nnaemeka which means God has done well or father has done well
Nonso is actually chukwunonso which implies God is near....stop misinterpreting my Nobel language and get your meaning correct
No mind the ofe mmanu guy biko
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by STEVENcrack(m): 11:26pm On Aug 04, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

20 Nigerian Names And Their Funny Direct Igbo Translations

1). Olaitan = A threesômer
2). Iziegbe= Gun head.
3). Alaibi = land of enlarged scrotums.
4). Alanta= Small Brezz
5). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness
6). Osibunjo= stealing is a crime.
7). Buhari= carry it around, change it
8.) Maimuna= you don do me enuff
9). Amuneke= preek dey create
10). Amunike= preek and yansh
11). Imieke= Python's nose.
12). Hamza= Leave me alone and swell
13). Adamu= I failed.
14). Awo= Frog
15). Babajide= Father hold.
16). Bukola= To carry it all.
17). Efe= Clothe
18). Dauda= To sound very loud
19). Dapo (D'Banj)= To fail woefully.
20). Olaniyi= A good for nothing.
asisat=broom
anu=meat
ire=tongue
isiaka=thumb

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Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by STEVENcrack(m): 11:28pm On Aug 04, 2017
KendrickAyomide:
what about NwaAmaikpe ?

the accused
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Chukwuato3: 11:35pm On Aug 04, 2017
Chukwuato posted this...
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Trexnemesis(m): 11:40pm On Aug 04, 2017
Isiuwa = Oriaiye
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by obailala(m): 12:43am On Aug 05, 2017
preator007:

very simple hard erection
Sounds more like 'amu n'ime ike' lipsrsealed
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by mrkings84(m): 1:13am On Aug 05, 2017
woodcook:

Ngozi = Blessing
Ikenna = Father's strength ( Father could connote God the father )
Oluchi = God's work
Amarachukwu = God's grace
Chinwedu = Life belongs to God
Chinweikpe = Judgment belongs to God
Chioma = God is good/nice
Thank u, they got nice names!
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by davidif: 3:36am On Aug 05, 2017
Since when did it become cool to make fun of our indigenous names?

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Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Nobody: 3:37am On Aug 05, 2017
bellenornor:

If chukwuemeka is God is good? Then what's Chidinma?
It's the same meaning ma.
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by emi14: 6:13am On Aug 05, 2017
High on Oshogbo fela weed
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by win2kwire: 9:09am On Aug 05, 2017
Okpuamu:
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I think a baboon raped your mother while she was pregnant with you and its sperm added to your formation. Mistake of the maker.
well since you are the ape, your mother was raped by one!
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by win2kwire: 9:11am On Aug 05, 2017
youngdabold:
I don't know where you were when God was sharing sense....How many ritualist dens have been discovered in the east?..one was discovered in soka in Ibadan..another recently in osun..all these rapist Muslims them dat will not mind their business.....MTCHEEEEW

There is nothing I said that is not true, it makes sense that I did my research and shared it with you.
You can contact NAFDC, NDLEA, many foreign police forces, and the Nigerian police and you can confirm the facts of what I wrote!
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by win2kwire: 9:13am On Aug 05, 2017
Cubeet:


Then Yoloba took over and became the worst
Well ibos still have the baby factories till this day, in iboland you go to a factory and buy a baby (cash and carry) for ritual!



Business Boom
Anambra leads in baby factory: boys are sold for N200K, girls N150K

http://www.pulse.ng/gist/business-boom-anambra-leads-in-baby-factory-boys-are-sold-for-n200k-girls-n150k-id4103678.html

police uncover baby factory in Anambra

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/10/police-uncover-baby-factory-anambra/
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Cubeet: 9:18am On Aug 05, 2017
win2kwire:

Well ibos still have the baby factories till this day, in iboland you go to a factory and buy a baby (cash and carry) for ritual!



Business Boom
Anambra leads in baby factory: boys are sold for N200K, girls N150K

http://www.pulse.ng/gist/business-boom-anambra-leads-in-baby-factory-boys-are-sold-for-n200k-girls-n150k-id4103678.html

police uncover baby factory in Anambra

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/10/police-uncover-baby-factory-anambra/
Baby factory, at least the pregnant women agreed, but cant be compared to the Notorious Badoo group
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by win2kwire: 9:25am On Aug 05, 2017
Cubeet:
Baby factory, at least the pregnant women agreed, but cant be compared to the Notorious Badoo group
shut up and stop sanctioning evil and criminality!
Listen to this m0nkey, "at least the pregnant women agreed"
you are disgusting!
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by tk4rd: 11:11am On Aug 05, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

20 Nigerian Names And Their Funny Direct Igbo Translations

1). Olaitan = A threesômer
2). Iziegbe= Gun head.
3). Alaibi = land of enlarged scrotums.
4). Alanta= Small Brezz
5). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness
6). Osibunjo= stealing is a crime.
7). Buhari= carry it around, change it
8.) Maimuna= you don do me enuff
9). Amuneke= preek dey create
10). Amunike= preek and yansh
11). Imieke= Python's nose.
12). Hamza= Leave me alone and swell
13). Adamu= I failed.
14). Awo= Frog
15). Babajide= Father hold.
16). Bukola= To carry it all.
17). Efe= Clothe
18). Dauda= To sound very loud
19). Dapo (D'Banj)= To fail woefully.
20). Olaniyi= A good for nothing.
grin grin grin Crazzy.!!
You forgot:
Yemisi = Give me Head.
Olaniyi = A wasted person.
Olanisi = He fúcks the head
Ladoke = Fúck a rat

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Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by youngdabold(m): 11:36pm On Aug 05, 2017
Henrydboss:

so u mean there are no shipping companies in nigeria??
There are but they are not much and you know the system in Nigeria...u must have " conect" before you can be employed
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by youngdabold(m): 11:39pm On Aug 05, 2017
sisipelebe:
It's the same meaning ma.
I think chukwuemeka means God has done well,while Chidinma is God is good

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Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Nobody: 2:02am On Aug 06, 2017
sukkot:


seriously though let me do the esoteric breakdown of the following igbo names

NGOZI - tribulation and judgement and affliction
IKENNA - warrior and judge
OLUCHI - hell
AMARA - ruler or heaven.
AKI - monarch or ruler
CHINWENDU - tortured in hell
CHINWEIKPE - tribulation and spiritual blockage
CHIOMA - destroyed

Brother,
Wow...are you serious....?
I would normally skip thus type of thread...but you can't speak evil on my name....no sir.
The devil is a liar.....
Stop letting him use you like this...to manifest hatred.
There is no "esoteric" meaning for my name...whatsoever.
You are dead wrong and you know it undecided

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