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Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by ZorGBUooeh: 7:53am On Oct 20, 2017 |
SHAKABOOM:Lol @ threw down from heaven like a bail of okrika cloth..So im thus am down the way we dey throw used tissue paper enter toilet..I believe your version of story. 5 Likes |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by rodrirodri(m): 7:54am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Goood write up |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Basic123: 8:00am On Oct 20, 2017 |
SHAKABOOM:yeah,like ERI of igbo people.I have read the story.but what I read that oduduwa was the fallen angel while ERI is the fallen demon.I also read that ERI was promoting prostitution in heaven,carrying drugs,kidnapping his fellow demons and also made an attempt to defraud God.Na so God throw am and land in NRI AND AGULERI The myth When Eri was sent by Chukwu from the sky to the earth, he sat on an ant-hill because he saw watery marshy earth. When Eri complained to Chukwu, Chukwu sent an Awka blacksmith with his fiery bellows and charcoal to dry the earth. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eri_(king) sent by God my foot!...he was chased away while making attempt to kidnap his fellow demon and defraud God As God angrily throway am like this,na NRI and AGULERI him land,bastarsd kidnapping demons 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by SHAKABOOM: 8:12am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Basic123:I gave yu a strong answer so reply me with facts..Dia is no place in Eris story that says he came from heaven but oduduwa came down with the chain he was bound with by a mighty arc angel in heaven. Oduduwa na demonic runaway ex convict from heaven, wey escape come pollute earth by fathering skull miners,fraudsters ad rapists 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by seuncyber(m): 8:16am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Nice story |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by ZorGBUooeh: 8:19am On Oct 20, 2017 |
SHAKABOOM:Hahahahahahahahaha @ came down with the chain he was bound with so na ex convict wey escape from heaven? No wonder im decendants dey cut innocent pipu head with no remorse. 7 Likes
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Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by donobecs(m): 8:22am On Oct 20, 2017 |
good intro...come and update...following from a distance.... (not my fault doh...I hear demon...like my father used to say..he who wants to dinne with the devil must use a long Kilimanjaro spoon.....) 1 Like |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by tuscani: 8:47am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Tobillionaire19:Please continue. It's getting more interesting , may be it's time to introduce another character |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by lekanlaniyan(m): 8:51am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Continue your story. |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by arabaribiti(m): 8:52am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Waooo this is very good but if you have not nack up to 100 pekus you a learner yoruba demon just the smile is what you need to weaken their legs and they will lose focus and concentration and boom the rest is history |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by donqx: 9:04am On Oct 20, 2017 |
again |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by HORLADSTAR(m): 9:25am On Oct 20, 2017 |
WOW! I am loving this.kwantinue BRO. |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by cstr1000: 9:40am On Oct 20, 2017 |
god2good:We ain't Demons. We are men. Claim your demon status with Pride since you obviously like the connotation. 1 Like |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Basic123: 9:42am On Oct 20, 2017 |
SHAKABOOM:we are not those who use ewedu and tribal mark pictures as evidence "According to legends, Eri is said to come down from the sky, having been sent by God ( Igbo : Chukwu ). It is possible Eri migrated from Igala area and established a community in the middle of Anambra river valley (at Eri-aka) in Aguleri where he married two wives. " https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eri_(king) sent by God my foot!...he was chased away while making attempt to kidnap his fellow demon and defraud God As God angrily throway am like this,na NRI and AGULERI him land,bastarsd kidnapping demons 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Rollnd(m): 9:54am On Oct 20, 2017 |
I'm sure the story hasn't ended sha, beacuse I'm so loving it. |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Tuhndhay(m): 10:04am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Cool story Bro, Please give me a mention when you continue |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by SHAKABOOM: 10:12am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Basic123:Sky no be heaven na,oduduwa himself claimed he came down from heaven with the chain he was bound with. I sure say im offense na rape..Probably he tried raping an angel.He was nabbed ad sent to earth..Na why rape dey yolumba DEMONZ gene the way hair dey armpit 3 Likes |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Afonjashapmouth: 10:12am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Hit me a mention I need to follow to d end |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Basic123: 10:17am On Oct 20, 2017 |
SHAKABOOM:...I thought you claim pIGBO people ERI never fall from anywhere igbo people self 3 Likes |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Basic123: 10:21am On Oct 20, 2017 |
SHAKABOOM:Not even heaven,na SKY.so ERI of pIGBO people don dey reside for heaven backyard tey tey.Meaning Chukwu actually created him a bastard and outcast demon But,I thought you said piGbo people ERI never fall from anywhere igbo people self 4 Likes |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by lexaydfg(m): 10:25am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Nice story brah, keep it up. But please dont lie too much, like when you said you got 16 thousand dollars?? I'm enjoying your story... We also wanna learn one or two lessons from this... |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by lexaydfg(m): 10:27am On Oct 20, 2017 |
arabaribiti: Are you one of the Yoruba demons |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by oluwasheenah(m): 10:32am On Oct 20, 2017 |
nice story uve gat here op.... waiting for more |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by ogabs20(m): 10:32am On Oct 20, 2017 |
how far the story na? please continue jor. we are waiting |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Alao96(m): 10:35am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Every angel needs a YORUBA demon....I mean dem bitches cant resist us |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by SHAKABOOM: 10:39am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Basic123:Go yea behind me..yu dirty unclean yolumba demon 1 Like |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by SHAKABOOM: 10:39am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Basic123:Go yea behind me..yu dirty unclean yolumba demon..I hav work to do |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by SHAKABOOM: 10:40am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Basic123:Go yea behind me..yu dirty,lazy,unclean yolumba demon..I hav work to do 1 Like |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Tobillionaire19: 10:48am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Considering my state of mind on relationship orientation and my serial dating activities, one would think I come from a polygamous home or something of such, like a product of a broken home, surprisingly my parents have never been separated and have been monogamous till date. Though they were stories of my dad being a Cassanova during his hey days and I can't help but think I probably took after him, but how he managed to still stay married to only my mom after forty-three years is what baffles me, no children with other women, and now I'm quite sure he doesn't even have a mistress anymore. " What a genius that man is? " I thought, doing a quick reflection on my life as a serial heart breaker. For many people playing on women emotions was a result of a broken heart, they seek gratification for their pain and broken hearts by turning into a monster, punishing the innocent female folks for a sin they know nothing of. Some are just jumping the bandwagon and soon meet a woman that sweeps them off their feet and they return back to their real self, calmer than a dove and as meek as Christ himself. Others just need distraction and a means to dispense the bountiful amount of money they have, these one's are responsible for the mentality women have to necessarily be financially rewarded for being your lover. For someone like me It's simply hard to place the category I belong to, my life has always been straight-forward, getting attached to people emotionally is a huge task and I would have sought for psychological help from what I would term being 'soulless' and robotic, but then I realized I only feel this way when it concerns women and having sexual affairs. I am capable of loving, but definitely not in the frame of how a man should love a woman you are involved with. At twenty-six I've lost count of ladies I've been romantically involved with, it has become a lifestyle and you must be a real stubborn and intelligent lady to have been able to hang around for six months. I'm a predator, predators are pretenders and are clinical in accomplishing their motives, I can feel no iota of love for you and still make you see me as the Jack Dawson to your Rose. Unfortunately for most ladies they overlook the signs, because no matter how deceptive and seductive you can be, the signs that things don't add up are there, but once again, women are daily customer of fantasy and that's where the weakness lays, a little bit of appearance and loose cash to feed on it and they are stuck to you, doing every unthinkable and unimaginable things to please you in other to eventually please them. Yes, it's a tale of who is smarter, because at the end of the day we all want something, one could be morally acceptable and the other probably a sin, but it's a world where all that matters is your happiness and my happiness lies in having mind blowing orgasm without worrying about commitments. The Journey down to Ibadan was eventful of course, we had stopped at a mall on the way and picked enough booze and some snacks for the girls, I brought out my folded Agbada and wore it looking like an honorable posing for an election campaign banner. We took a couple of pictures with the help of one of the security men and I made sure I was beside my target through it all, encircling my hands around her buttocks in one of the photos like she belongs to me. It doesn't take time to get to girls anymore, the moment she had told me her name in the car, I had keyed into that to unlock the possibilities of me and her doing things together. " Sade? Wow! what a nice name, that's the name of my favorite sister you know? " I had said with a gentle smile. She laughed and rolled are eyes suspiciously thinking it was a joke but in all actuality I was saying the truth, just that I've said the same thing to a couple of other Sade's that ended up on my cosy six by six beautifully decorated bed, because you know, they think just cause they answer the same name as my sister I probably love the as much. " Well, seems like you don't believe me, but I'm ser-i " I was saying before Ray cuts in and told her I'm saying the truth. " Amazingly she even lives in Ibadan. " he announced and Sade gave me a puppy look that seems to say I'm sorry for jumping to conclusion. She obviously likes to talk with the eyes. We began talking from then on and the car became lively. so here I am, laying claim to this prize, Abbey has been beaten to this one, we can stop on the way at the University of Ibadan and he could help himself with one of his numerous chics, it's his Alma Mater and he has the contact in abundance, but Sade has already flashed all shades of green lights that ever exist, and I'm speeding into her heart on a nitro boost already. We climbed back into the truck and was soon back on the road, the mood in the car became more vivacious, the air vent was doing a superb job in controlling the temperature, it was surprisingly very hot for an early morning, but the interior of the car feels like winter in Russia. I tore the Hennessy cap cover open and took a swig to compliment the ice cold air, before passing it to Abbey, and on and on till it came back to me. Ray pushed the throttle hard and the machine roared and surged forward violently, Abbey and I laughed at Lucy scared look as she cowered into her corner, we cheered Ray on with chants of his name, life can be so sweet if you have friends that think alike. Car speed increases to a hundred and thirty kilometers per hour.....music blasting on the highest volume, Sade keep stealing glances at me at intervals, and my Hennessy the forever permisive companion sat on my lap waiting for another kiss, how good can a weekend get. 12 Likes |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Tobillionaire19: 10:51am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Tuhndhay: Updated ⚠!!! |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Tobillionaire19: 11:20am On Oct 20, 2017 |
lexaydfg: See this guy ooo, so dude sixteen thousand dollars is a lie, I don't want to divulge too much information about the money part of this story before, but now I think some people think stuffs like that doesn't happen. Stay tuned |
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by lexaydfg(m): 11:36am On Oct 20, 2017 |
Tobillionaire19: |
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