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Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Sensitivity1254: 6:59pm On Oct 29, 2017
Still expecting the second update. You promised two updates.
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Tobillionaire19: 7:02pm On Oct 29, 2017
Sensitivity1254:
Still expecting the second update. You promised two updates.

Egbon mi, Camdan, I'm a man of my words, but I'm. Flexing bottles now, and true to God a waitress is already flirting with me in this hotel bar, seems like someone is going home with a baggage tonight.

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Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by DiegoNakel(m): 7:15pm On Oct 29, 2017
Tobillionaire19:


Egbon mi, Camdan, I'm a man of my words, but I'm. Flexing bottles now, and true to God a waitress is already flirting with me in this hotel bar, seems like someone is going home with a baggage tonight.

Brotherly whr the location Dy, make we fly in
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Tobillionaire19: 7:18pm On Oct 29, 2017
DiegoNakel:


Brotherly whr the location Dy, make we fly in

I be Lagos boy my niqqa, live and direct chilling at Farm city, Lekki phase one right now, that stupid boy will feel bad and say it's fake like but God knows he's a nut

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Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Mrasamu: 7:39pm On Oct 29, 2017
Tobillionaire19:


Egbon mi, Camdan, I'm a man of my words, but I'm. Flexing bottles now, and true to God a waitress is already flirting with me in this hotel bar, seems like someone is going home with a baggage tonight.
Jaye e lo brother man, we go wait patiently...as for that cunt called baski...let him shove it up his ass!!
Keep shining
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Tobillionaire19: 7:57pm On Oct 29, 2017
baski92:
na me you dey call stup!d, your p man left yash

Pelsin wey no get life before nko, e go dey find person join body, I'm. Making boss moves *sips my cold beer* omo Iran Kiran, ultra poor boy.
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by udosneh: 8:12pm On Oct 29, 2017
[quote author=Tobillionaire19 post=61568650]The art of seduction has been synonymous with women, but as a player, you have to learn this trick, you have to understand the psychology behind it, the ability to be able to attract a woman without even saying a word yet is very important.

It's like a soccer striker and his shooting ability, it's a very necessary attribute to have, it's a must-have.

We live in a world of over 7 billion people, it's very obvious that you will always find someone richer, someone more educated, someone more handsome, so the key is to be different and that is turning the tables and being the seductor, albeit subtly.

Women love men who can seduce them, it's a new terrain for most of them, this is simply different from flirting so they are shook and completely lost in trance when you catch them through that web.

Ever wondered why a woman would fall for a man who isn't really their type and then utter the all too familiar ' I don't know how, there's just something about that guy '

They've been hooked and there's no going back until at least the seductor has accomplished his task.

Women are fragile creatures, they have wild imagination and if you play on that strength and turn it into a weakness, soon you will find your way to the innermost part of their heart, where their most loved ones have never even been before.

There are few ones who can smell your demonic nature from miles away, I love these ones, they are experienced and not clingy, you don't have to work much, they let you know straight up, if they are fvcking with you or not.

If only all women can be that realistic, we wouldn't have many hearts breaking into pieces like a ceramic tile, if only they would stop the fairytale imagination and fantastic illusions they see, if only they can embrace what is obtainable and pragmatic.

Well for as long as life allows me, I'm probably going to always detest monogamy, why choose one when the heart is large enough to love many, big, small, dark, fair, tall, short, busty, booty-ful, varieties is the way of life and anything that will deny me of such luxury can relegate to the waste bin.

Lucy climbed into the car, and her friend followed suit, my brain almost scattered on sighting her derriere " what an ass! " I thought.

There's no story or excuse, I must hit this one. Even the free flowing Agbada couldn't hide the glory of Lucy's friend batty.

I hopped back into the car, achieving my aim of sandwiching Lucy's friend in between us, I jammed the door hardly and Ray squeezed his face.

" I've told you not to ever jam my door like that anymore!" he yelled, glancing back with a murderous stare.

I opened the door again and jammed it harder than the first time while making a funny face, everyone in the car laughed and Ray soon joined in, shaking his head in defeat. He shifted is gear to drive and the journey began again.







Diz interesting....
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Perfectionist11: 8:13pm On Oct 29, 2017
Nice story.But do we have any Mod(s) on this section? If yes why don't you step up and do what you're being paid for? Why let a useless troll thrive by belittling the Op's efforts?
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by swankmee(f): 8:20pm On Oct 29, 2017
Dnt like dis his way of lyf tho.... I feel Sandy is going to deal with him.
Good job op more ink
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by baromontesquie: 8:30pm On Oct 29, 2017
Tobillionaire19....no mind that guy naso hin dey always do... boshé ma ñ shé ni yén....just ignore ahswear d niqqa f out
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Tobillionaire19: 8:36pm On Oct 29, 2017
Perfectionist11:
Nice story.But do we have any Mod(s) on this section? If yes why don't you step up and do what you're being paid for? Why let a useless troll thrive by belittling the Op's efforts?

Perfect moniker, your name highlights your post, I'm just wondering tru true if we divepen dey see the Mumu , ah swear I'm. Scared of ban cos I'll just abandon this movement if my moniker is banned, I've got another that I use gangan, but to hide face I gats open this one I no fit dey open nl account everytime if not I go don mess this werey baski92, come to think of it sef, why I dey stress myself on top the lunatic, make I thank you jare, olopolo pipe

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Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Aaaalexxx: 8:50pm On Oct 29, 2017
Tobillionaire19... It only a kid that behaves like he does. If he is so confident he should try to write a story , that's when he will know it not an easy thing to do. Ignore him he is a fan. Continue the good work
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by baromontesquie: 8:57pm On Oct 29, 2017
Tobillionaire19:


Thanks bruv, I'll deal with him, his mother did a failed job in bringing him up, that's why we have people like me to reset kids like him, I'm ready to do that. Baski92, if I see you in real life, I will beat you fez con pay thugs to brutalize you, if them wan ban me make them ban me, I Don vex
bobo no worry about am i go handle am
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by baromontesquie: 8:58pm On Oct 29, 2017
baski92:
you wan take am to the next level
bobo b warned

Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Tobillionaire19: 9:10pm On Oct 29, 2017
baski92:
just like that

Eyin temi, e ni subu da'nu. Benjamin fall on y'all this week. Prosper, flourish and enjoy life. Still making boss moves even if Madrid don make me lose half a million tonight, I'll drink and dance

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Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Tobillionaire19: 9:16pm On Oct 29, 2017
baski92:
you wan take am to the next level

Koshi jhur, eleribu!

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Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by YINKS89(m): 9:50pm On Oct 29, 2017
Tobillionaire19:
kalu61, Preetiex, abubakarbabang7, ADECULATE, Creeza, queenitee, jagugu88li, inkdbetty, MichaelBlake40, Dhavido, Lawlahdey, Grendel, SenatorPope, mjay05, Didov1, MariamAlheri, xamiel4, Louisefaye, YINKS89, Cjizzy, leepest, WILLIAMSKECH, Chrismarvel, Jekonmor, HelenBee, Jesutourmewer, Criis.
what's wrong with NL dis days u hardly see ur mentions... M tire of all dis seun shld please address dis.... Ni vex tobillionaira19... I juz arrived but dnt worry I dey follow.
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by dammyd46(m): 10:24pm On Oct 29, 2017
Tobillionaire19 abeg free baski92 the guy na idiot he keeps complaining about shit...but baski92 if he no finish am shey e concern your pops ni abi ewo loshi gan.. if you are not a fan get d F out of here...rada rada, ta lo mu egun wo nairaland gan no

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Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by doublezero7(m): 8:05am On Oct 30, 2017
Tobillionaire19:


Pelsin wey no get life before nko, e go dey find person join body, I'm. Making boss moves *sips my cold beer* omo Iran Kiran, ultra poor boy.

Guy, nice story you've got here, okay! But you're messing it all up responding to that attention seeking fvck boy! He looks just like the shiit he dumps here! So ignore the nitwit and he'll drag his ugly self out of here! All he wants his attention. ..we know their type! foolish Internet troll with nothing in his head or pocket!

Thank you and stop messing up, OP!
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by queenitee(f): 9:18am On Oct 30, 2017
Tobillionaire19:


You are a fan, ppussy niqqa! You spend your whole life on my thread and still pray I fuvk up. This boy you need help.

Meanwhile eyin temi, emabinu... Omo aiye lo Jaye ni. Ogabs20, queenitee, eyinimofeoluwa, mrasamu, rukidiv, ati be be lo, mo ti de ooo
Lol, welcome
Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by queenitee(f): 9:29am On Oct 30, 2017
Don't dare an angry woman

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Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Tobillionaire19: 2:50pm On Oct 30, 2017
The breeze was extraordinarly cold outside, I walked briskly out of the compound, contemplating to call Ray and explain things to him, maybe he would have a solution to the dilemma.

The phone had stopped ringing and the notification light beamed red continously. Ryan had called five times in the last five minutes, he must have gotten tired, I'm sure a text would suffice next and true to my thoughts a message tone beeped from the Samsung flagship and I quickly tapped on it.

Why are you not picking your calls babe, please don't do this to me, you are my world Luna, I love you xoxo....


I read the message countless time under few minutes and heaved a sigh of relief, seems the situation is not as bad as I thought, but I was still mad at the fact that Sandra had given Ryan my personal number, exposing me to a lot of danger and compromising my safety.

For the record, if things go south they can easily pick me up by using my SIM card registration bio data with the service provider.

I made a mental note to deal with that later, after reading the message again and I realized I need to call Sandra and get her to talk and reveal what she had said to Ryan to have warranted the kind of message he had sent.

I was still walking aimlessly, the street was empty, it's always been like that during that time of the night and considering the kind of windy breeze that was blowing, no seer is needed to tell that it was going to rain. Most shops have closed earlier than normal and I needed to get recharge card.

I continued walking, my thoughts running up and down when I caught a glimpse of a light bulb Illuminating a frontage, I hastened my steps and moved closer. It was a pharmacy but in this part of the world you will find people selling awkward combination of things.

There's a woman who use to sell engine oil and eggs at the junction of my friends street, I've also seen someone who sells food and has a stand for apparels, that's how crazy it is, so I didn't let the fact that I saw no sign of recharge card availability deter me from entering the shop.

It was obvious she was already planning to close for the day as I could see her putting off the small TV that was placed on a makeshift shelf on the wall.....

" Ahhhn.. You are closing already? " I asked the woman stupidly

" Yes ooo, seems like it's going to pour anytime soon " The woman, who should probably be in her early forties replied, pointing outside towards the sky.

" Yes that's true, do you sell recharge cards? " I asked her hoping she wouldn't say no.

The woman asked me the network I wanted and I felt relief wash over my nervous state of mind, she gave me the tiny paper and I paid, bought a bottled water to cool off before walking away back into the street.

I called Sandra first and she didn't pick after the fifth dial...

" Omo oshi...." I muttered out of frustration.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, I'm experiencing the validity if that quote already... I continued my walk while I dialed Ray's number, he picked on the second ring and I explained things to him.

He cursed Sandra and blamed me for giving her such power by dating her and letting her get away with certain things

" Ray forget that one, what has happened has happened, I need to clean this mess and I'm at sixes and sevens, what do I do padi mi? " I stopped him from chastising me further.

In life you don't need to think about the problem but the solution.

" Well considering the text he sent you, I think you might just have to get someone to call him and hear what he has to say, the stupid girl won't even talk to you anyways that's why she's not picking your calls "

" Okay I agree, but who do I call to help me call him now is the problem... I am really " I was still saying when I saw Mama strolling towards home from afar, her hand was wrapped with chain and I can pick out the frame of fat and lazy Shelby beside her.

I quickly ended the call with Ray and told him I'll keep him updated, I jogged towards Mama and caught up with her faster than I thought.

" Hey baby, where are you coming from I thought you retired to bed for the day? " Mama asked as soon as she saw me beside her.

" Small girly, you don't have respect for your elders again, it's me you are calling baby ehn? " I said, panting heavily.

" How old are you gan sef, you are the reason people don't disclose their real age to others, you'll be calling me small girl, yet you suckle from my chest, I'm your mummy oo " she said while laughing and pulling Shelby to stop barking at me.

" Hmmm, it's not your fault, anyways are you still going to come tonight? I mean I want you to come as soon as possible " I requested, throwing a kick at Shelby, the stupid dog will never be sensible.

" Ahn ahn.. Do you want to injure the dog, let my mom see you do that to her dog, you know her na? " she switched the chain to her left hand and the fat thing walked over to the other side.

" So... You have my time now abi, seems someone has been disappointed tonight and wants to use me and do rebound, I'm sorry I'm tired too, can't make it " she continued.

I shook my head at her ignorance, if sex is what I needed I could at least boast of five sure contact that will make it to my room in less than thirty minutes of notification, I wasn't ready for her bants and I am yet to know how to even tell her what I needed her for, so I begged her and played along her thinking direction.

We soon got home and we went each other's way, once in my apartment, I brought out a bottle of Heineken from the fridge and lit a stick of Dunhill Switch to calm my nerves.

I tried calling Sandra again and I got a switched off message. I paced to the balcony and the clouds had gathered, it was dark but it was obvious heaven is about to cry.

The sky was charcoal-black and pillows of cloud were moving towards me, I took a look long drag at my cigarette and puffed into the air. I love the atmosphere, if only I wasn't in a mess, how sweet it would be soaking in the awesomeness and serenity of the weather.

The street was deserted save for a few cars going to and fro in opposite directions. I soon heard a tap on the roof and then it came again until it was like ball-bearing were hitting the aluminium material with force.

My heart raced again at the thought of Mama not making it to my apartment due to the rain that has become a pitter-patter...

I fumbled my phone out of my pocket and dialed her number to pressurize her so she wouldn't change her mind, she didn't pick after the third ring and I became restless, it seemed like I was back to square one, that feeling of when you thought you got something sorted and you had it all wrong at the end.

I threw the stub in my hand onto Shelbys cage, I wished it would burn the old fat lazy dog to clinker, just as I was about to light another stick of Dunhill I heard a knock on my door and quickly went for it.

Right there was Mama in front of the door soaked with water, she had a shower cap on so I'm sure she had purposely defied the rain, I was happy and I smiled, she smiled back at me but didn't know we have different motives at least for the night.

" Maybe if she impresses me I can kill two birds with one stone " I thought, mischief clouding my mind

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Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by Harbay0101(m): 3:03pm On Oct 30, 2017
Tobillionaire19:


Eyin temi, e ni subu da'nu. Benjamin fall on y'all this week. Prosper, flourish and enjoy life. Still making boss moves even if Madrid don make me lose half a million tonight, I'll drink and dance

Nice work man..you shouldn't allow someone just come to troll your good work, I dey phase 1, just around ocean view, we fit rough am together

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