lol
rubi a dim nma.
Echelon,onye dere akwukwo ilu ahu?kedu aha akwukwo ilu ahu?
Ilu koro m badly.
Obama Obinna bu onye nmeri
Mortiple,udo o dikwa?Kashiff,kedu?

Aha akwukwo ahu bu "Ka Anyi Sua Igbo". M bata port harcourt ka m lee anya na ya gwa gi onye dere ya. Udo

Dalu.
I noghi na base gi?ole ebe i gara?zutaram achicha na okpa ma ilotawa.
Njem gi gazie nke oma.

lol
echetanam otu ilu
Onye ndi mmuo na akuru egwu o na agba matakwa na egwu ndi mmuo bu egwu onwu
one who is dancing to the songs of the spirits should not forget that the songs of the spirits are the songs of death

ifyalways:

lol
echetanam otu ilu
Onye ndi mmuo na akuru egwu o na agba matakwa na egwu ndi mmuo bu egwu onwu
one who is dancing to the songs of the spirits should not forget that the songs of the spirits are the songs of death

Ify I disagree 

It is:
Nwata a na-akuru usurugada o na-agba makwara na usurugada bu egwu ndi mmoo
A child that is dancing to the tune of "usurugada" should know that it is the dance of the spirits!

@Echelon na Ifyalways,
Ilu unu abuo dabara adaba!

@Rubi, anam ahu oru aka gi na ebe a, onye agoziri agozi ka ibu!

Onye ana agwo ibi, afo ya na eto, udele na akpoya oku na ajo ohia.
He who is being treated Elephantitis of the Scrotum (ibi) and his tommy begins to protrude, apparently, vultures are inviting him from the evil forest.

Onye si nani ya biri, cheta mgbe nka!

Idi be anyi, birikwe nu!

lmao
Echelon
Rubi o dikwa more than egwu na itunanya,aka Chukwu no na ya.Ekele diri Chukwu
@Topic,Onye turu okwute na ahia ya chetakwa na o nwere ike itu nne ma o bu nna ya na isi.
He who throws a stone aimlessly in the mkt should not forget that it might end up hitting his mum/dad
Mortiple,o gini na eme?
Kashiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif

Ify aha onye dere Ka "Anyi Sua Igbo" bu Okeke Jerry Chika

Igbo ndi oma ekene!

Ify, echelon, mortiple, kashif, rubi, na ndi ozo, ana m asi na Chukwu kere mmadu chekwa ba unu n'ile okachasi n'oge onwa christmas a na abia abia.


Nwata nna ya dara ibi, akpa amu adighi acha ya n'anya
A child that his father is suffering from elephantasis of the scrotum is never afraid of scrotum

A friend just told me that:

O buro e kwechaa igba, e tiwaa afo
You don't break the stomach after making the drum

Please any better translation? Igbo a dikwa egwu!

echelon:

Ify aha onye dere Ka "Anyi Sua Igbo" bu Okeke Jerry Chika

dalu.a zigom ozi maka ya.
@Topic,ihe nkita ji eso onye afo ukwu bu maka na o buru na o gboghi agbo o ga anyu anyu.
dogs dey follow man with a protruding tummy because if he does not vomit,he surely would excrete sumtin for am
anyhow,anyhow,sumtin must drop !
@Rubi,Echelon,Mortiple,kashiff na Youngies,otu ihunanya.

ifyalways:

dalu.a zigom ozi maka ya.

I may send you a photocopy of it by fedex if you so wish.

echelon:

I may send you a photocopy of it by fedex if you so wish.

haa,its not yet my buffday and gifts are pouring in
Eche i wud be more than delighted.ole otu a ga esi mee ya
ntim di down
@mmadu nile,uka oma nu.

ifyalways:

ole otu a ga esi mee ya

sending ur contact address to me by email should suffice.

Echelon o ginikwa ka ina send?

Bikokwa kpukwam isi akpuru Albert

youngies:

Bikokwa kpukwam isi akpuru Albert

O kwa ya? A si na

E mee nwata ka e mere ibe  ya, obi a di ya mma
A child becomes happy when what's done for others is also done for hime

Ilu Igbo

ha-sena okuko nyoo ahuru ala chuwaya oso. . . . . whenever a fowl farts lt start running away from ground

But don't forget na asi na onwu na egbu nwa okuko na esi n'elu abia

The agent of death that normaly kills the chicken most times comes from the sky

echelon:

sending ur contact address to me by email should suffice.

]iwe adila gi,a noghim ya kemgbe.
A gam eme ka i siri kwuo ASAP.dalu
@Youngies,i juta isi nkita i ga eji agba ya eme gini?
Mortiple,Kashiff na Rubi,happpy ekeresimesi
unu anyi a ga ala kwa ala igbo?

ifyalways:

]iwe adila gi,a noghim ya kemgbe.

Iwe kwa? O rubeghi otu ahu. hee hee

Ilu Igbo:

Mmiri ugo jiri kwo aka ka ugbana jiri wu aru
The water used to wash hands by the eagle is the same water the egret used to bath

The meaning of this is indepth. Who can decipher?

echelon:

Iwe kwa? O rubeghi otu ahu. hee hee

Ilu Igbo:

Mmiri ugo jiri kwo aka ka ugbana jiri wu aru
The water used to wash hands by the eagle is the same water the egret used to bath

The meaning of this is indepth. Who can decipher?

Echelon Ilua di omimi.
Ihulanu otu ihe uwa siri diri
onwere onye ga ata chi ya ma o bu chi ibe ya uta?I guess the egret is even thankful na o nwetara mmiri o jiri saa ahu not even minding na o bu nke Ugo kwoo aka.
I pray that we all ga a bu ugo na ebe o bula anyi no MANA O burugodi na o nwere ka o siri di,anyi a buru ugbana. . . . .lets still be thankful.
ugbana can't change it hence hes gladly accepted and living happily with it.
okwa ka m siri hota di ilu ,theres room for corrections

Emmm, sister Ify, nkowa gi adighi bad at all, but I can only illustrate further:

The ilu as I understand it, is about showing the disparity between the eagle and the egret. We all know how clean white the egret is, but it doesn't come near to the poise, elegance, grace and aura of the eagle. Ya mere, you can imagine, mmiri ugo jiri kwo aka, still ugbana is very grateful to eji ya awu aru.

I hope I have added more to the confusion

Lol youngies. Idikwa funny  .

Ify, your explanation is one way to look at it.

Another one that is subtle is this:

Whatever you do in life, people will always complain. Whether you are fair- or dark- complexioned, people will complain. So do what you know is right after due consultations and do what you want to do, then let people talk. They'll talk anyway.

Hope I have not added to the confusion like Oga Youngies 

Bia youngies,  obu gi no na foto ahu?? Imakwara mma ooo

Ndi igbo na asi "onye ajuru aju anaghi aju owe ya"

Also " onweghi etu egbe ji fe anaghi ahu afo ya"

chika98:

Bia youngies, obu gi no na foto ahu?? Imakwara mma ooo

Ndi igbo na asi "onye ajuru aju anaghi aju owe ya"

Also " onweghi etu egbe ji fe anaghi ahu afo ya"

I guess na i bu nwa ada makwara mma ooo, thanks anyway

Ala adighi mma bu uru ndi nze
The elders are at advantage when there problem in the land

Hmmmmm, why has everybody deserted this thread? Guess peeps are all busy elsewhere . . .

But I let us all remember that:

Ana eme ogu ana emekwa oru, maka alota ogu aga eri nri
When getting ready for war, effort should also be put in preparation of food, cos when you return from war, u will need to eat.

Igbo makanu!

That's if you return alive 

echelon:

That's if you return alive

happy ekeresimesi mmadu dum
Rubi
Nwakaibe
Echelon
Youngies
Mortiple
Kashiff
Presido

Lol. . .

Ify Kashif has the longest kiss, why?

Youngies,ole nwa baby na enwe gi ife obu?gini ka a na enye gi sef?
I dont know why Kashiff got the longest nsusu u really want to know?
kedu?

CHA,CHA,CHA I GBO KWENU, Igbo sina nwayi otile ukwu ana atu egwu abuighi yana ewu na ekpu, (MEANING THAT) No matter how fearful a woman yhash may look like, it does not mean that is a got that sleeps with her

Ndi na-eje mposi abali na-ahu ukpana ndi mmuo.
Those who defecate at night see the ghost grasshopper

Nwata bunie nna ya enu, akpaamu ya ayochie ya anya.
If a child lifts his father, his scrotum will blindfold him


Onye hapu onu ya, uguru arachaa ya.
If one fails to lick his lips, the harmattan will do it.

O bialu be onye abiagbuna ya, mgbe o ga-ala mkpumkpu apukwana ya n'azu.
May one's visitor not constitute a problem, so that on his departure he will not leave with a hunchback.