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| Male Bashing by romsky: 12:45pm On Apr 27, 2010 |
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are, Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: Who cares  ??, Q: What did God say after he created man? A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ? A: I don't know, I've never seen either. Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? A: i) no mind ii) no business Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions . Q: What is the difference between men and pigs? A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink, Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving. Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? A: Exchange him!! Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Opposites attract. 2 Likes |
| Re: Male Bashing by Ben13: 1:47pm On Apr 27, 2010 |
Q: What did God say after he created man? A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.  |
| Re: Male Bashing by kodylicky(f): 2:51pm On Apr 27, 2010 |
@ romsky u ve been out 4 a while and now u bashing d guys ok i ll just sit back and watch them attach this thread.  nice one |
| Re: Male Bashing by bighead1(m): 12:50am On Apr 28, 2010 |
romsky where have u been man |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 8:24am On Apr 28, 2010 |
been around da world biggie kody its no more a man's world |
| Re: Male Bashing by DAVE5(m): 9:30am On Apr 28, 2010 |
@romsky i sure guess u r a guy notwitstandin u r a shame 2 d male gender |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 2:50pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
hmm D.A.V.E u r a shame to the world in general |
| Re: Male Bashing by Nobody: 3:16pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
Q: What did God say after he created man? A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. True. Everything else's also spot on.  |
| Re: Male Bashing by baybbootz(f): 12:30am On Apr 29, 2010 |
HAha ha good one. hmm D.A.V.E u r a shame to the world in generallmfao, this is hilarious.I love it |
| Re: Male Bashing by tanimz(f): 1:48am On Apr 29, 2010 |
romsky: Chai!! |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 12:32pm On Apr 29, 2010 |
una fanx jare D.A.V.E na joke o make u no tu vex |
| Re: Male Bashing by gidson12(m): 12:47pm On Apr 29, 2010 |
Romsky |
| Re: Male Bashing by gidson12(m): 12:48pm On Apr 29, 2010 |
Romsky! |
| Re: Male Bashing by gidson12(m): 12:48pm On Apr 29, 2010 |
Romsky! |
| Re: Male Bashing by sweetliet: 1:12pm On Apr 29, 2010 |
lomade just described himself in dis thread |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 4:11pm On Apr 29, 2010 |
gidson yes i know say u miss me but wen u come start to dey stammer ? juliet i don miss u small and i know u still loff those described qualities in me |
| Re: Male Bashing by flexystar(f): 1:41pm On Apr 30, 2010 |
romsky:rowhisky, find trouble u hear?. |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 2:04pm On May 04, 2010 |
flexy i am the innocent one, he threw d first punch  |
| Re: Male Bashing by xynerise: 2:17pm On May 04, 2010 |
A guy was ask Q: What is the difference btw a man and a woman? A: A man can kill an ant(accurate target) with his urine while a woman cannot A man can stand erect while urinating while a woman forms a triangle while urinating. A man can hold hold his urine till he gets to a toilet for a long time while a woman dare not, she finds the nearest bush |
| Re: Male Bashing by StudioCFR(m): 7:02pm On May 04, 2010 |
romsky: i trust you  |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 2:28pm On May 13, 2010 |
who come trust u o studio? |
| Re: Male Bashing by tanimz(f): 3:06pm On May 13, 2010 |
Q. Why are men like laxatives? A. They can irritate the shit out of you. Q. Do you know why men have holes in the end of their joysticks? A. So oxygen can get into their brains Q. Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? A. To knock the joysticks off the smart ones. Q. What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A. The man. |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 3:19pm On May 13, 2010 |
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. How many men does it take to tile a bathroom? Two. If you slice them very thinly. |
| Re: Male Bashing by sylve11: 4:33pm On May 13, 2010 |
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| Re: Male Bashing by gidson12(m): 4:40pm On May 13, 2010 |
romsky: i miss u no be small, where u come go na |
| Re: Male Bashing by Kunbee: 11:04pm On May 14, 2010 |
Lets bash dem bobos  |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 11:54am On May 25, 2010 |
An innocent 5 year old girl was asked to pray during their pastors visit to their home, Her prayer went, "Dear God, this hammathan season, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies in Daddy's Cell phone and those that come visiting almost naked whenever mummy travels, & build house and put bed to the homeless men who come to sleep with mum when dad is at work Amen." Gidson na Obama i go visit o Kunbee lead d pack now |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 3:38pm On May 25, 2010 |
Guy: sweetheart,seriously,words can't express how much i love u, Babe: it's so sweet that u can't express it in words, pls don't fail to express it in cash, Guy: you know, you are A B C D E F G H I J K? Babe: what does it mean? Guy: Attractive, Brilliant, Cute, Dazzling, Elegant, Funny, Gorgeous, Hot! Babe: so sweet! how about I J K? Guy: I'm Just Kidding |
| Re: Male Bashing by Ben13: 3:46pm On May 25, 2010 |
Hmm. . .i no go talk anything. |
| Re: Male Bashing by sylve11: 4:32pm On May 25, 2010 |
why u go chop onions sleep? |
| Re: Male Bashing by hectorswag(m): 4:59pm On May 25, 2010 |
chai!!! so so bad mouth gurls na wa oo  Ben-10:my broda, e gud as you just choose nt to talk, jus leave dem like dat jare |
| Re: Male Bashing by obojo(m): 7:33pm On May 25, 2010 |
One day God was talking to Adam and he said "Adam you look lonely, I know I'll give you a partner but it will cost you an arm and a leg." Adam said " what can I get for a rib?" The rest is history. |
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