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| Re: Male Bashing by chibaby5(f): 12:29pm On Jun 03, 2010 |
 i lurrvzz ds   . . . All u Males deserve ds  |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 2:08pm On Jun 04, 2010 |
scared? |
| Re: Male Bashing by Kunbee: 9:09pm On Jun 05, 2010 |
For Tayo? |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 11:46am On Jun 07, 2010 |
u dey ask me? What do men an beer bottle have in common? They are both empty from the head up. How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares? How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know. It's never happened. How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicapped. What is a man's idea of helping out with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum. |
| Re: Male Bashing by dani1luv: 11:56am On Jun 07, 2010 |
romsky: See as u dey yab ben indirectly |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 1:36pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
from d mouth of babes & suckling . . . . . . . . . . . |
| Re: Male Bashing by dani1luv: 2:16pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
. . .thou ordaineth strength |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 11:57am On Jun 09, 2010 |
What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? Shoot him again. How can you tell when a man is well-hung? When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. |
| Re: Male Bashing by lysaa(f): 3:53pm On Jun 09, 2010 |
i wish these could be printed on the sky so men around the world would see. isn't there anything good about them?  |
| Re: Male Bashing by Kunbee: 10:12pm On Jun 09, 2010 |
No |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 11:35am On Jun 14, 2010 |
Kunbee r u sure about that? |
| Re: Male Bashing by Ben13: 1:39pm On Jun 14, 2010 |
dani1luv:You don mara. |
| Re: Male Bashing by Kunbee: 10:13pm On Jun 14, 2010 |
Romade yes  |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 9:56am On Jun 16, 2010 |
u can lie o  |
| Re: Male Bashing by Kunbee: 10:30pm On Jun 16, 2010 |
Not me but studio  |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 1:25pm On Jun 21, 2010 |
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said , . . You wear pants don't you? He said , . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa. He said . . , What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror! Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer . Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends. Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow. Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married. Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says , "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 1:26pm On Jun 21, 2010 |
Men are like, Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 1:34pm On Jun 21, 2010 |
Men are like mascara - they usualy run at the first sign of emotion Men are like blenders - you need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like bananas - the older they get the less firm they are. Men are like mini-skirts - if you're not carefull, they'll creep up your legs men are like cement - after getting laid, they take ages to get hard. men are like computers - hard to figure out and they never have enough memory. men are like lava lamps - fun to look at, but not all that bright. men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth and they usualy go straight to your hips. whats the difference between a savings bond and a typical male? At some point the savings bond will mature what's the definition of a man with manners? One who gets out the bath to take a piss Why do men find it diffcult to make eye contact? Because breasts don't have eyes. |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 10:02am On Jul 20, 2010 |
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work. How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window. What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis? His body. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A power failure. What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it. What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion. What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch! What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes. |
| Re: Male Bashing by Ben13: 10:03am On Jul 20, 2010 |
You don try. . . check this out |
| Re: Male Bashing by Kunbee: 12:59am On Aug 01, 2010 |
who cares |
| Re: Male Bashing by EfemenaXY: 8:12pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said , . You wear pants don't you? He said , . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa. He said . . , What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror! On a wall in a ladies room . , 'My husband follows me everywhere.' Written just below it, 'I do not.' |
| Re: Male Bashing by EfemenaXY: 8:14pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them. Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer. Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds? A. The bonds mature . Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them. Q How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. We don't know; it has never happened. Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow. Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married . |
| Re: Male Bashing by EfemenaXY: 8:15pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
Man says to God: 'God, why did you make woman so beautiful?' God says: 'So you would love her.' But God,' the man says, 'why did you make her so dumb?' God says: 'So she would love you.' |
| Re: Male Bashing by oboidanre(f): 9:04pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
:d |
| Re: Male Bashing by cynthoney(f): 3:45pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
FUNNY WAYS OF MEN BEFORE MARRIAGE. BOY- AT LAST. I CAN HARDLY WAIT! GIRL- DO U WANT ME TO LEAVE? BOY- NO! DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT GIRL- DO U LOVE ME? BOY- OF COURSE! ALWAYS GIRL- HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED ON ME? BOY- NO! WHY ARE U EVEN ASKING? GIRL- WILL YOU KISS ME? BOY- EVERY CHANCE I GET! GIRL- WILL U HIT ME? BOY- HELL NO! ARE U CRAZY? GIRL- CAN I TRUST YOU? BOY- YES! GIRL- DARLING! AFTER MARRIAGE READ FROM THE BOTTOM BACK TO THE TOP |
| Re: Male Bashing by Kunbee: 1:52am On Aug 04, 2010 |
shiorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
| Re: Male Bashing by yusuf2(m): 10:17am On Aug 04, 2010 |
Why are there so much repetitions here? out of Bashing words? Loving this though |
| Re: Male Bashing by Kunbee: 12:09am On Aug 05, 2010 |
Get away from here |
| Re: Male Bashing by SmashingM(f): 5:13pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Hilarious |
| Re: Male Bashing by Ranoscky(m): 8:56pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
I ain't gat shyt to say! |
| Re: Male Bashing by Kunbee: 11:04pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Nuffin new |
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