Yo mama old wey be say her birth cerificate says expired

she old so tay wen she fart na dust dey come out.

check this out, Yo momma old so tay, if you press her boobs , na powder milk dey come outside,

she mumu well well, she carry cup go watch 'Juice'

she mumu so tay dem give am pack of orange juice, she dey look am with all concentration because she see concentrate on d pack.

lysaa:

she mumu so tay dem give am pack of orange juice, she dey look am with all concentration because she see concentrate on d pack.

yo mama doll sote, dem dey fight wrestling for TV, she dey cry say make dem go call police say this people won kill demself oooooooooooo (

she too big, u need to be good at maths to know her weight as she dey stand with legs apart on two different scales., after that u add them up!

@ everybody

yo mama too ugly sote when they throw her away , away throw her back

sweetguy10:

@ everybody

yo mama too ugly sote when they throw her away , away throw her back

@sweetguy, yo momma basically no just get sense

@Poster ur mama get swagger oo, she's very tight i must confess, guess who i saw her with yterday* D late pre. Yar'Adua*

Hellustic:

Check this out, yo momma so black the water wey she take bath, dem dey use am dye cloth,

lysaa:

she mumu so tay dem give am pack of orange juice, she dey look am with all concentration because she see concentrate on d pack.

i no fit laugh againi oooooo

hectorswag:

@sweetguy, yo momma basically no just get sense  

Ha he ha E pain you ? Yo mama punana wide sote 12 ten inches rod no dey satisfy her  

sweetguy10:


Ha he ha E pain you ? Yo mama punana wide sote 12 ten inches rod no dey satisfy her

eww thats so gross. But if yo momma get sense, she go spank u for exploring an old woman's body.

Yo momma thought she was a movie star and decided to do a breast implant to look like cossy Ojiakor. *oops* my bad

yo mama mumu so tay when she hear say it dey chilli outside she carry bowl

yo mama ugly so tay frankenstein no gree marry am

yo mama mumu so tay u too u mumu.
yo mama ugly so tay she go strip club dem com pay am to wear her cloth back
yo mama ugly so tay she go sign up for ugly competition dem com tell am sorry oo np proffesionals needed

@Poster your mama get swagger oo, she's very tight i must confess, guess who i saw her with yterday* D late pre. Yar'Adua*

@Papine,
Na your mama go de with yaradua, idiot
Yo mama stupid so tay, she de pay Da Grin to shyne her kongo

sweetguy10:


Ha he ha E pain you ? Yo mama punana wide sote 12 ten inches rod no dey satisfy her

yeeeee!!

lysaa:

eww thats so gross. But if yo momma get sense, she go spank u for exploring an old woman's body.

@lysaa, I'll just pretend i didn't see that

wetin u dey call yab? lol. dat thing wey u type? Who nor know how far go think say u serious. .

lysaa:

wetin u dey call yab? lol. dat thing wey u type? Who nor know how far go think say u serious. .

dis one don dey kolo o

sharrap! wouldn't wanna think Yo momma skipped her medication when she was preggy with u.

u're right my mum wasn't lucky. .that's like hitting a jack pot - by chance.

She was/is blessed. I was planned for. .predestined. The whole world stood still in respect when i showed up! LOL.

so happy for her

so sad for you she could have done better, rather than producing a cortically subilluminated being as you!! 

You're really adamant & stubbornly persistent are you? well, i have a special medication for mutant breeds of your type!! Just continue

U sre really dumb! if yo momma schooled u well, u'd know when a mother is blessed to have a child, the child is the source of the blessing. Olodo!.

hectorswag:

oh oh shes getting all emotional

Rubbish!!! go born your own na, make you sef collect blessing eediot By the way my dog 4 village dey on heat nw, and space dey for you o make i see wetin u dey born abi u don cut

Emotional? U have no clue who this babe called Lysaa is so i'd let that slide. .

U see the bolded? The spill from the abundance in u? Crap! crap!! crap!!! If i were your momma, i'd get u detoxified.

lysaa:

Emotional? U have no clue who this babe called Lysaa is so i'd let that slide. .

U see the bolded? The spill from the abundance in u? Crap! crap!! crap!!! If i were your momma, i'd get u detoxified.

ehn ehn!!!  wonders shall never end (babe!!!)

Ain;t yo momma Kiddo!