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Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by rigarmortis: 4:25pm On Sep 08, 2018
greatman247:



Idiot. slowpoke. Every tribe engage in lots of dangerous things, even bury human being in their churches. But what make this useless pastor on this thread worst was because of more money or members he pulled a stunt that almost got himself killed that's the height of it all. Now tell me when he eventually make such dubious money and die, what will become of him and the money. That's why I said I don't trust Nigerian pastors, meaning most Nigerian pastors are so money conscious but your brothers like money ooo and that beats my imagination. I respect. So educate yourself I don't know what so hard for you to comprehend?

Are you this stupid? I told you I don't care about this pastor or any other Nigerian pastor as long as you stop equating what they do to a whole tribe you idiot.

If you like don't trust your father it's not my business. When a Yoruba radio evangelist was caught with drugs and died as a result you didn't say he likes money? Even cutting ppls heads is better to you than this....fine, your head will be next.

Just don't generalise. Mumu

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Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by CioAngels(f): 6:19pm On Sep 08, 2018
Pastors?
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by greatman247(m): 10:07pm On Sep 08, 2018
rigarmortis:


Are you this stupid? I told you I don't care about this pastor or any other Nigerian pastor as long as you stop equating what they do to a whole tribe you idiot.

If you like don't trust your father it's not my business. When a Yoruba radio evangelist was caught with drugs and died as a result you didn't say he likes money? Even cutting ppls heads is better to you than this....fine, your head will be next.

Just don't generalise. Mumu



You idiot, a pained stupid ass fool born of an equally foolish father and olosho mother. Tell your fake ass pastor or brother that we around here are not gullible like his members to believe his God did that for him... Tell him we knew he fake it up cos of money... He should come to me let me do the shooting and see maybe he won't die. You and your father are the most idiotic people I have ever heard of. Fool.
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by abduljabbar4(m): 11:49pm On Sep 08, 2018
Thelogicalmind see why my Imams are much better than your 419 mencheesy?
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by rigarmortis: 6:45am On Sep 09, 2018
greatman247:




You idiot, a pained stupid ass fool born of an equally foolish father and olosho mother. Tell your fake ass pastor or brother that we around here are not gullible like his members to believe his God did that for him... Tell him we knew he fake it up cos of money... He should come to me let me do the shooting and see maybe he won't die. You and your father are the most idiotic people I have ever heard of. Fool.

Product of a leaking gold circle. I just informed you i don't give a rat's as5 about the pastor. Is that how you forget what you read in school?

It's no surprise really your poor gene pool coupled with being raised by a who.re of a mother who opened her smelly fetid cvnt for the village drunk who is your father to continually r#pe. Now months later you fell out the pvsxy. Screaming as you landed on your head.

How can you think properly?

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Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by greatman247(m): 7:58am On Sep 09, 2018
rigarmortis:


Product of a leaking gold circle. I just informed you insist give a rat's as5 about the pastor. Is that how you forget what you read in school?

It's no surprise really your poor gene pool coupled with being raised by a who.re of a mother who opened her smelly fetid cvnt for the village drunk who is your father to continually r#pe. Now months later you fell out the pvsxy. Screaming as you landed on your head.

How can you think properly?





You are so stupid as usual. A product of a failed abortion no wonder your brain is affected in your adulthood. What a wasted parent you have. If you're in your right senses you should take a gun to blast them off now. You drunk dad pour sperm laced with too much volume of alcohol in your mom smelling and rotten pussy and now you grew up as a drunk too. What a useless mother and a LovePeddler she was, she was so useless she should have finish off the job by getting rid of you during that failed abortion. She should have go back for a thorough job to be done or she shouldn't have visited a quark in the first place and now you a problem to even your generation. What a wasted family you emerged from. Pls go die somewhere else not here on Nairaland.
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by rigarmortis: 8:09am On Sep 09, 2018
greatman247:





You are so stupid as usual. A product of a failed abortion no wonder your brain is affected in your adulthood. What a wasted parent you have. If you're in your right senses you should take a gun to blast them off now. You drunk dad pour sperm laced with too much volume of alcohol in your mom smelling and rotten pussy and now you grew up as a drunk too. What a useless mother and a LovePeddler she was, she was so useless she should have finish off the job by getting rid of you during that failed abortion. She should have go back for a thorough job to be done or she shouldn't have visited a quark in the first place and now you a problem to even your generation. What a wasted family you emerged from. Pls go die somewhere else not here on Nairaland.

Pained. Lol. No need for the epistle, learn and move on. Don't describe the story of your life like you did above. Tell a Reverend Father. He will counsel you
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by greatman247(m): 9:20am On Sep 09, 2018
rigarmortis:


Pained. Lol. No need for the epistle, learn and move on. Don't describe the story of your life like you did above. Tell a Reverend Father. He will counsel you



Idiot... A product of failed abortion from a failed parent now you're a problem to your own generation due to that. Like I said earlier if you're in your right senses you should have pull the trigger to kill them off for failing to bring you proper. Your drunk dad is as good as dead anyway, and your mom still a LovePeddler with smelling pussy.
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by rigarmortis: 9:35am On Sep 09, 2018
greatman247:




Idiot... A product of failed abortion from a failed parent now you're a problem to your own generation due to that. Like I said earlier if you're in your right senses you should have pull the trigger to kill them off for failing to bring you proper. Your drunk dad is as good as dead anyway, and your mom still a LovePeddler with smelling pussy.

You keep repeating the same rants, go to your father, remove his belt, hand it to him to flog sense into you. Then back to you to flog him for not using a condom.

After that, locate the nearest mountain, climb it to the peak and do a Jimmy jump off
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by Boss13: 10:32am On Sep 09, 2018
I would be expecting the Commissioner of Police to investigate this and even arrest the pastor for making false claims. I don’t know why in Nigeria when it comes to religion, people just get weak or stupid to act or think

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Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by Boss13: 10:35am On Sep 09, 2018
IbrahimDamola:
I was expecting police to say, 'he was not shot' the holes on the car are not bullet hole' but as usual the police just beat around the bush in their statement, saying so many things without actually saying anything tangible.

If it is stagemanaged he should be in police cell by now for false information and attempt to breach public peace.

Was he shot at or not? Yes or No

Na wetin we wan know.

Don’t be stupid. The car was shot at, but not while he was inside. Have you ever heard of self inflicted wounds before.
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by olufemi7onifade: 1:04pm On Sep 09, 2018
The Police statement has not said anything. So what's your findings? What made holes in the car as shown in the picture? If there are bullets, who shot the car? Since he did not report immediately to the police, does it mean it is true or false?

Was there a crime?

Was it stage mange?

Will anyone be held accountable ?
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by greatman247(m): 1:10pm On Sep 09, 2018
rigarmortis:


You keep repeating the same rants, go to your father, remove his belt, hand it to him to flog sense into you. Then back to you to flog him for not using a condom.

After that, locate the nearest mountain, climb it to the peak and do a Jimmy jump off



You know I blamed your drunk dad for all of this. The only option left to you now is to go beat the shit out of him for marrying a LovePeddler with smelling pussy for a wife and thereby bringing problems (you) into this world, afterwards just kill yourself and end it all. Stop spreading dumbness, no point getting sense cos folks like you won't still know where and how to apply it. Just end it by taking your own life, period you fool.
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by rigarmortis: 1:58pm On Sep 09, 2018
greatman247:




You know I blamed your drunk dad for all of this. The only option left to you now is to go beat the shit out of him for marrying a LovePeddler with smelling pussy for a wife and thereby bringing problems (you) into this world, afterwards just kill yourself and end it all. Stop spreading dumbness, no point getting sense cos folks like you won't still know where and how to apply it. Just end it by taking your own life, period you fool.

For once in your life be original, be creative, think up your own sub or diss, don't improvise on what I say. Don't do follow follow. The way you are going you will end up r@ping the village drunk and continuing this dynasty of imbeciles.
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by greatman247(m): 2:28pm On Sep 09, 2018
rigarmortis:


For once in your life be original, be creative, think up your own sub or diss, don't improvise on what I say. Don't do follow follow. The way you are going you will end up r@ping the village drunk and continuing this dynasty of imbeciles.



Idiotic you, keeps fooling yourself around the whole thread with your stupidity. You keep wallowing in your self confused way till you get killed soon by your own stupidity. slowpoke.
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by rigarmortis: 2:29pm On Sep 09, 2018
greatman247:




Idiotic you, keeps fooling yourself around the whole thread with your stupidity. You keep wallowing in your self district till you get killed soon by your own stupidity. slowpoke.

The same way your father was killed? His head mined and buried in a church?
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by greatman247(m): 2:31pm On Sep 09, 2018
rigarmortis:


The same way your father was killed? His head mined and buried in a church?



You drunk dad was used for money and got killed so I'm not surprised at all. slowpoke
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by rigarmortis: 2:42pm On Sep 09, 2018
greatman247:




You drunk dad was used for money and got killed so I'm not surprised at all. slowpoke

Your dad wasn't used for money rituals. Lol. After successfully mining his head, he couldn't vomit up to 50 naira in coins.
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by greatman247(m): 5:58pm On Sep 09, 2018
rigarmortis:


Your dad wasn't used for money rituals. Lol. After successfully mining his head, he couldn't vomit up to 50 naira in coins.




Your dad was as useless as anything. After he was used still couldn't make the user rich, that's how useless he was and you the biggest fool. You talked about someone copying you and here you are. You copied my style and still try to be like me. Read your text over again idiot. Wannabe.
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by rigarmortis: 6:58pm On Sep 09, 2018
greatman247:




Your dad was as useless as anything. After he was used still couldn't make the user rich, that's how useless he was and you the biggest fool. You talked about someone copying you and here you are. You copied my style and still try to be like me. Read your text over again idiot. Wannabe.

Oga shut up your dustbin mouth, fagg0t a5$. Your mom realy did a good job raising you from a mo.ron to an idiot. See your life, result of a one night stand shifted pant penetration
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by greatman247(m): 5:00pm On Sep 10, 2018
rigarmortis:


Oga shut up your dustbin mouth, fagg0t a5$. Your mom realy did a good job raising you from a mo.ron to an idiot. See your life, result of a one night stand shifted pant penetration



Baboon, I really blame your drunk dad and LovePeddler of a mom with a smelling pussy they would have have you killed long ago instead of you causing problem to the environment now. That's the result of having morons for a parent no wonder you also act and behave more like an idiot.
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by rigarmortis: 5:18pm On Sep 10, 2018
greatman247:




Baboon, I really blame your drunk dad and LovePeddler of a mom with a smelling pussy they would have have you killed long ago instead of you causing problem to the environment now. That's the result of having morons for a parent no wonder you also act and behave more like an idiot.

Oga I'm not the case of your pain, if you are vexed cut off your balls and flush it down your mother's throat.

E no concern me
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by greatman247(m): 7:25pm On Sep 10, 2018
rigarmortis:


Oga I'm not the case of your pain, if you are vexed cut off your balls and flush it down your mother's throat.

E no concern me


Ode stab yourself and die painfully if u are more pained.
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by rigarmortis: 9:05pm On Sep 10, 2018
greatman247:



Ode stab yourself and die painfully if u are more pained.

Mumu, you are surely a product of your father's watery sperm. You never fail to live up to that rep.

Your mom swallowed most of the good ones while given head,. Even at that it is still surprising that someone as dumb and slow as you is the first brain-dead sperm to brave through her bacteria infected vQgina to her virus ridden womb, or should I say sack........the bean bag app Saka type.

Weak lines like a kindergarten.
Re: Police Denies Pastor David Elijah's Assassination Attempt Claim by greatman247(m): 10:13am On Sep 11, 2018
rigarmortis:


Mumu, you are surely a product of your father's watery sperm. You never fail to live up to that rep.

Your mom swallowed most of the good ones while given head,. Even at that it is still surprising that someone as dumb and slow as you is the first brain-dead sperm to brave through her bacteria infected vQgina to her virus ridden womb, or should I say sack........the bean bag app Saka type.

Weak lines like a kindergarten.




Brainless, brain dead idiot from idiotic family.
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