me two i will spoke my own englis ke. abi you tink is only you that can talking grammarisation? infact me i liken this thread well well. none of you knowing how to talked good engris come and met me make i teaser you correctioning languaging

me going to Abuja bye loli truck!

Solly, I does not won to staving u. I get plenty luv to sharing with u.

I loves you but doesn't likes your speaking english.

Does u speek gooder english than me?

i'm not knew why you guys are doneing this to engrease lanquage, sha, beync i'm hope that you would not be gaving all your love to El Guapo, pulizz be kepting some of it for me

U is my persinal person,my ruv to u is not going to finish. I has plenty ruv for my reserve I jus gave him from.

I am Miss Betty Bill, I work with Dell Company here in the United State of America (Chicago Branch)

Sir it have come to my notice that Electronics sell very well there in West Africa, meaning that Nigeria is the place were Electronics is highly required in the Market.

i have decided to look our for God fearing and humble Nigerian, due to i am planning on establishing a Whole Sales and Retailers buying site there in Nigeria, where Nigerians can buy it cheap and easy.

These men are to represent the me there in Nigeria and each will handle each selling site there

But first, i will give each man a try by sending little quantity of the products to them and if you can sell and send the money back, then you have created a trust.

If you are interested you are to forward any required information to my mail
Full Name:
Occupation:
Age:
Sex:
to (bettybill98@yahoo.com)

BasseyJ:

i'm not knew why you guys are doneing this to engrease lanquage, sha, beync i'm hope that you would not be gaving all your love to El Guapo, pulizz be kepting some of it for me

Beync:

U is my persinal person,my ruv to u is not going to finish. I has plenty ruv for my reserve I jus gave him from.

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who is u people in my crass loom, am wantin to go bleak, and buyin kwilikwili, so told the crass plefect am come ok.

I has tey that i has not come here for long

Yes,you know english are world language so ï wonder if the english self will not commited errors, thankz

this is a true laughtering post,no abuse am he was not owner of the language

'Why are dani always referer me to these thread whenever someone opening a new kill engrish thread'

DANI UN-LOCK THE THREAD YOU LOCKED

man: hey baby can i spoke to you? Lady: i has no time

My name was stever rockafela --a english profesor. On the harvard univasity..I com to information u all dat we has a campus in warri, in dose dat wnt to education engrish very well, wen u came to awa scul of engrish ur spoking parttern will change ur way to βε̲̣̣̣̥ able to spoke gooder engleash!
For more informationing prease coll int'l stundent centers, warri
Signed..prof. Stever rockafela (phd,/Msc,/Khl/EGPsc and GPNG in Engrish)

Kai!! You pipool are just siuciding englis hear! If Britain cash you pipool, they we jos siucide olof yous. I didin dey thia oo. Wisdom iz enough for de word. Ehen

Everyone's post is dangerous to my health, you guys assasinated english, una weldone.

All of you is all joblessness

if u knew u cannot spoke a correctedness englised pleas u have to visisted d prof. with ur transcript call professor. Rockafela stever (Gpng in English) for further intructioness

i y'am goodest engleash teaching uncle here
try me, a trying will come-vis you.

why was u a lie ..i am gooderest engleash professor...if u came to me all your engleash were must transfomed

Chei! I shocking for the types of english u people spoke. This are why WAEC has not realiz gud result yet.

Dame Patience: ''Ojukwu is dead, but his manhood is still alive''

Why are u following the style that i take...hehehehehe

have you eat?

I loving u all......cos u maketh me laughing on work........now am laugh like i madin at work.......

Girl: ''my guy is a chelsea fans''

i laughing becos the poster ontop of me did not laugh in english

girl: I don't like Busayo, she is always going with man!