You people beta took him again oooo or he was goin to killed himself.......

oga @ d top, what is you spoking?
U needs to knows how to talk engrish well oo.
I does not understood anything that u have says, biko.

Ben13:
A thread like this was doing about a year back. Let's done it again.
Everyday, we hearing different mistaking people make while spoke our beloved English Language  Let's drop them here. Replies too can murder the Language, hence good English is prohibited!

I'll starting with a letter we got in our office three days ago from a former staff.
Enjoy!!

[center]APPLICATION FOR RE-EMPLOYMENT[/center]
Am very happy to write this message to you, Sir.

My name is (Mohammed Babatunde) am the one dat am working for u, before in group H, but I was going my village to done one programme, that is reason why am absent, but I was come back to the Lagos last week. am not see any job to do, I want u to re-employ me sir.

May almighty God give you more progress a lot of successfully and giveth more progress & prosperity in Jesus name (Amen) I will thanks if u can re-employ me back, sir.

Thanks
0709110515*

Everyone in the office isn't fit stop laughing.

Why is all of you spoke dis kind of englich? Enh?
Its not fair, good englich is simple to be spoken by anybody that can spoken it. Pls wash ur tongue. Its not fear.
Englich is not goose.

[size=18pt]Just ruk at you, common engrish you caznt speak[/size]

EfemenaXY:


nuffin



Pharoh had always spanking vewry braaad ingrish!!

Must you mentioned my names before you spake good ingrish

shamed on all off u pple i af bean listened too u all 4 a long tyme u can't not speak simply english. mtcheeeeeeeew!?

Is it anyone here?! may be they has gone to oseun house. I heard he is throwing mukina apart e.