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If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by JeromeBlack: 9:32am On Dec 26, 2018
What if Jesus died in Africa
Born of a carpenter
Welcomed by three dibias
With cowries, yams and talismans

What if Jesus died in Africa
Faraway from Mecca
And closer to Abuja,
Aso Rock, his path on Passover

What if Jesus died in Africa
His cross made of rafia
Stoned with mounds of eba
Alomo passed to him as his soul crossed over

But Jesus didnt die in Africa
No eba was stoned at Golgotha
The son of David had no idea whatsoever
That there was a land called Africa.

Composed by Happypagan

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Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by OpenYourEyes1: 9:37am On Dec 26, 2018
JeromeBlack:
What if Jesus died in Africa Born of a carpenter Welcomed by three dibias With cowries, yams and talismans
What if Jesus died in Africa Faraway from Mecca And closer to Abuja, Aso Rock, his path on Passover
What if Jesus died in Africa His cross made of rafia Stoned with mounds of eba Alomo passed to him as his soul crossed over
But Jesus didnt die in Africa No eba was stoned at Golgotha The son of David had no idea whatsoever That there was a land called Africa.
Composed by Happypagan
Why not ask Europeans, Asians, South-Americans and the World thesame question?
Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by Baawaa(m): 9:47am On Dec 26, 2018
Nelson Mandela was not a white man,but the world respected him,you are the one that will advertise yourself

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Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by JeromeBlack: 10:51am On Dec 26, 2018
OpenYourEyes1:


Why not ask Europeans, Asians, South-Americans and the World thesame question?


Whataboutery

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Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by JeromeBlack: 10:08am On Feb 16, 2019
Baawaa:
Nelson Mandela was not a white man,but the world respected him,you are the one that will advertise yourself

After 27 years of imprisonment?

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Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by Nobody: 9:32am On Apr 16, 2019
I shouldn't have created this topic. I'm a fool. Forgive me everybody. I'm also a virgin.
Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by wickedtuna: 9:54am On Apr 16, 2019
[The son of David had no idea whatsoever
That there was a land called Africa.] But he came to Egypt
Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by LordReed(m): 1:42pm On Apr 16, 2019
BlackJerome:
I shouldn't have created this topic. I'm a fool. Forgive me everybody. I'm also a virgin.

JeromeBlack is this a parody account?
Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by Nobody: 2:07pm On Apr 16, 2019
LordReed:

JeromeBlack is this a parody account?
What parody? I'm JeromeBlack.
Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by JeromeBlack: 2:12pm On Apr 16, 2019
LordReed:


JeromeBlack is this a parody account?

It's a troll who has beef with me

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Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by Nobody: 2:16pm On Apr 16, 2019
I should stop calling myself a troll it's not healthy. God! I suck!
Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by LordReed(m): 2:24pm On Apr 16, 2019
JeromeBlack:


It's a troll who has beef with me

Ah ha, got it.
Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by budaatum: 3:41pm On Apr 16, 2019
JeromeBlack:


After 27 years of imprisonment?
Much less than crucifixion.

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Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by JeromeBlack: 10:33pm On Jun 08, 2019
budaatum:

Much less than crucifixion.

Much more actually.
Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by budaatum: 10:40pm On Jun 08, 2019
JeromeBlack:


Much more actually.
Would you rather be crucified?
Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by JeromeBlack: 10:43pm On Jun 08, 2019
budaatum:

Would you rather be crucified?

There are things worse than death.

But then again, Jesus's crucifixion was bloody.

The beat him, gave him a crown of thorns and them nailed him like wood to a cross. Both his feet and nails punctured with big nails. So, bros J was hanging on a cross with nails.

Damn.

Say no to crucifixion.

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Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by MuttleyLaff: 12:19am On Jun 09, 2019
JeromeBlack:
There are things worse than death.

But then again, Jesus's crucifixion was bloody.

The beat him, gave him a crown of thorns and them nailed him like wood to a cross. Both his feet and nails punctured with big nails. So, bros J was hanging on a cross with nails.

Damn.

Say no to crucifixion.
From the Bible, we read that whilst being lead to His death, Jesus was spat on. He was blindfolded, then repeatedly slapped and struck on the head. People along the street leading to Calvary, pulled out the hairs of His beard, as in, tear out or ripped out His beard from Him, as He walked by, carrying His cross.

The bible further, even said, Jesus was not just ordinarily beaten but that He was extraordinarily beaten up. He was beaten up beyond recognition such that those that looked at Him in this state, recoiled back, horrified with shock at His appearance, because He was so disfigured that He didnt at all resemble a human being anymore, as in, He hardly at all, looked like a human being after the grievous bodily harm assault (GBH) on Him. He fugly, literally was completely panel beaten up beyond ever being recognised to be a human being.

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Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by HappyPagan: 6:21am On Jun 09, 2019
Poor Jesus cry cry
Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by orisa37: 9:12am On Jun 09, 2019
I will care for He is Everything. Such is The Concept.
Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by McCoy662(m): 9:42am On Jun 09, 2019
Exactly why the whites didn't believe in out own history of creation. Can a White man ever believe the story of Obatala as the Yorubas even with a visible evidence at Ife?? can they believe in the Ibinaukpabi of the Igbos can they believe in the the Binis' story of creation?
they can never... but we did believe them even with little or no evidence at all to back up their claim.

we all know how knowledgeable the Greece were/are, they can possibly come up with anything and spread it around.

who then could question their intelligence, and now, nobody dare to question their history because of fear.

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Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by JeromeBlack: 10:08am On Jun 09, 2019
orisa37:
I will care for He is Everything. Such is The Concept.

Lies.

See all the Jesus statues in churches in Nigeria- they are of a white man. Have you questioned that? Is jesus white?
Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by orisa37: 5:26am On Jun 12, 2019
JeromeBlack:


Lies.

See all the Jesus statues in churches in Nigeria- they are of a white man. Have you questioned that? Is jesus white?
.




Jesus is Half-caste. Half-Heavenly Spirit and Half-Earthly-Being. He is a Multi-colour Spiritologist(Abami-Eda). He alone can afford to take on any colour 'cos He is Every Colour.
Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by orisa37: 5:29am On Jun 12, 2019
JeromeBlack:


Lies.

See all the Jesus statues in churches in Nigeria- they are of a white man. Have you questioned that? Is jesus white?
.



Oduduwa is Yoruba Jesus and He is black. He is alive.
Re: If Jesus Was A Black Nigerian, No One Would Care by BeLookingIDIOT(m): 9:32am On Jun 12, 2019
MuttleyLaff:
From the Bible, we read that whilst being lead to His death, Jesus was spat on. He was blindfolded, then repeatedly slapped and struck on the head. People along the street leading to Calvary, pulled out the hairs of His beard, as in, tear out or ripped out His beard from Him, as He walked by, carrying His cross.

The bible further, even said, Jesus was not just ordinarily beaten but that He was extraordinarily beaten up. He was beaten up beyond recognition such that those that looked at Him in this state, recoiled back, horrified with shock at His appearance, because He was so disfigured that He didnt at all resemble a human being anymore, as in, He hardly at all, looked like a human being after the grievous bodily harm assault (GBH) on Him. He fugly, literally was completely panel beaten up beyond ever being recognised to be a human being.
...and this all lasted for how many minutes undecided
You would have been among those who would have called Mandela a nonsensical happless lunatic if the reason he suffered was to serve as sacrifice to appease his god.

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