goat22:


How much is fresh goat for alaifin?

nawaooo 4 u bros... Pls I don't understand you .may be u are mistaken me to someone else

Yewandequeen:
No be bf visit me self na just ordinary friend. The kin beating my dad gave me ehn the marks still dey show for my back.

Hmm. How old were you then?

Yewandequeen:
No be bf visit me self na just ordinary friend. The kin beating my dad gave me ehn the marks still dey show for my back.

When can I visit?

My house is very much like an army boot camp.My mom sees everything wrong with all the girls in my area and in my church except My Elder Sister.... Yeah, she is the only decent, God fearing righteous fellow that has ever lived.... By my mom's definition. Girls don't visit, even if they do, my mom will ask the girls so many questions until they are embarrassed. Don't walk with girls anywhere, In church, don't even stand with girls after church, don't even get close to a girl. If not, my mom will begin to lay accusations on you, like you are spending her hard earn money on the girl. A girl came to borrow a movie disk from my house...o, I wasn't even in the house, my mom started assaulting her subtly and asking her if she came to visit me.The girl said no but she didnt still believe her because she has always believed I am the black sheep of the family.
This has been going on for sometime now, it's not long since me and my brother have taken over power in the house and have began to bring Iraq in our house

Foodforthought:
Oyibo people dey Kolo I swear. Imagine I just bring one guy home and we're holding hands. Then my parents come out to greet us.
Dad: Is he your friend??
Me: Yes. But we are a bit more than friends...
Mum: I no understand, my pikin
Me: *avoiding my father's eyes* Em...I've been meaning to tell you since.
Dad: Tell us what.
Me: About my sexual orientation--.
Mum: Seshu wetin?.
Me : * Already sweating* I'm.. I mean...I'm gay
Dad: What does that mean?.
Me: * summoning courage to look at him* I'm interested in guys, Charles here is my boyfriend.
Mum: So u mean say na man you dey do?.
Me: Yes ma.
*I turn to look at my Papa but he's not there. As my mum begins to plead the blood of Jesus, I begin to hear heavy footsteps, with farm tools scratching against each other.

Una don die be that, those whites dey crazy asweruGod

joepentwo:
They welcome her very well after she left mum told me she looks more like HIV patient, she even warned me to be careful with slim girls.

ur mama na savage

now self my mama dey beg me to bring girl coke make dem know my wife.

as lightqueen no wan gree marry me o

stanliwise:
You are no more innocent like you're when you were a kid

LOL!

I was living with my aunt when she first saw me with a girl I just finish bleeping in my friend house she said if I am old enough to have girlfriend that means I am old enough to take care of myself
Second time she don’t like the girl she promised me anytime she see me with the girl again she will flog d girl I was in ss2 den
I promise myself any girl I will carry to our family house will be the girl I want to marry

bleskid:
my father is just 38 ... he will just come call me aside martins who is that girl ... me: is my friend ... dad: nawaooo my son don matured oooo chei u can go

i like your dad

Ukoabasi:
My house is very much like an army boot camp.My mom sees everything wrong with all the girls in my area and in my church except My Elder Sister.... Yeah, she is the only decent, God fearing righteous fellow that has ever lived.... By my mom's definition. Girls don't visit, even if they do, my mom will ask the girls so many questions until they are embarrassed. Don't walk with girls anywhere, In church, don't even stand with girls after church, don't even get close to a girl. If not, my mom will begin to lay accusations on you, like you are spending her hard earn money on the girl. A girl came to borrow a movie disk from my house...o, I wasn't even in the house, my mom started assaulting her subtly and asking her if she came to visit me.The girl said no but she didnt still believe her because she has always believed I am the black sheep of the family.
This has been going on for sometime now, it's not long since me and my brother have taken over power in the house and have began to bring Iraq in our house

strong men…

my dad kind of liberal he advised me to date one girl at a time and don't impregnate but my sweet mom, that woman chai, the day I brought a girl to the house not knowing she would be around I had to out smart her and escape the girl via alternative stair case na God help the girl dat day if she had caught her na rag she go wear go house she is not cool with the idea

Mine wher like are u sure u won't bring sum1 else after the 1 we now knw

back then is secondary school, na dem they rush me. this particular girl can call me like customer care. every time i rercieve calls, my mum will say 'that witch girl' is calling you again. 2017, a female friend came to visit. everybody in my house was silent listening to every of our conversations. immediately my mum called me into the kitchen and she asked 'is that your wife'? now that they want to see a woman, i won't do as if i care.

I know it not right to say dis hear but i ave no any other choice but to say it, plz fellow nl help for a job am not asking money from you but looking for what to do, i will be very greatfull if anybody in dis forum can help, am an O.N.D holder graudated with upper credit from school of environmental studies...09050210400 plz help me

know it not right to say dis hear but i ave no any other choice but to say it, plz fellow nl help for a job am not asking money from you but looking for what to do, i will be very greatfull if anybody in dis forum can help, am an O.N.D holder graudated with upper credit from school of environmental studies...09050210400 plz help me

I know it not right to say dis hear but i ave no any other choice but to say it, plz fellow nl help for a job am not asking money from you but looking for what to do, i will be very greatfull if anybody in dis forum can help, am an O.N.D holder graudated with upper credit from school of environmental studies...09050210400 plz help me any were in port harcourt or any part of the country i can work there..

They were quite excited to know that their boy was growing....lol.... My mama even asked me if she's the one? I was like... Stop that mum, don't be weird

MissJoy29:
Them no born you well make you carry man come my papa house then. This man gave me an ear-reconstructive slap one evening when he heard I went to visit a guy. Chai! Aside blinding headache the next day, I had earache & red swollen eyes. After that, you must really hate yourself if you attempt to bring someone home.

Even now, he still kinda embarrasses my friends. I ain't gonna introduce him to any man again until it's time for the main meeting.

Jesu

stuntman007:
I just remember that year back in secondary school. there was this girl with big eye balls; even my friends refer to her as "shine yours eyes". that's how the babe just showed up to my house from from school lessons during one long hold.

I was busy playing football in the soccer field when I saw my friend running to my direction screening " guy shine yours don come your house, your mama say make u show" with so much amusement in their face, I could tell they where mocking me silently.

long story cut short, my mama want use message finish me with her her facial expression like this pikin no go kill me. I could not finish one conversation with that girl till we got to the bus stop when she was ready to leave.

By the way, do you know mothers don't like their sons with ugly girls?

Like seriously, I can't stop laughing

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I already knew them. Though they weren't strict, the body language spoke louder than what they even had to say with voice; the atmosphere also, was hazy enough, needing no microscope to see it. We always arrange to meet somewhere as thus was the case. It was fun though. In life, you only love what you're familiar with!

My mom almost laid a curse on me.. Thats the long and short of the story.

PrincessB1:

PrincessB1:

OndoRaph:

At your service

You can aswel munch this popcorn while relaxing.

Pls how can I create a topic here?