A lady was walking down the
street to work and she saw a
parrot on a perch in front of a
pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey
lady, you are really ugly." Well,
the lady is furious!
She stormed past the store to
her work.
On the way home she saw the
same parrot and it said to her,
"Hey lady, you are really ugly."
She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot
again said to her, "Hey lady, you
are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she
went into the store and warned
she would sue the store and kill
the bird. The store manager
replied profusely and promised
he would make sure the parrot
didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the
store that day after work the
parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said,"Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."

This man in a Ford Granada pulls
up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce
at a stop sign. Their windows are
open and he yells at the guy in
the Rolls: "Hey, you got a
telephone in there?" The guy in
the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I
do." "I got one too, see?" "Uh,
huh, yes, that's very nice." Then
the man in the Granada says,
"You got a fax machine?" "Why,
actually, yes, I do." "I do too!
See? It's right here!" "Uh-huh."
The light is just about to turn
green and the guy in the
Granada says, "So, do YOU have
a double bed in back there?"
And the guy in the Rolls says,
"NO! Do you?" "Yep, got my
double bed right in back here —
see?!" The light turns and the
man in the Granada takes off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not
about to be one-upped, so he
goes immediately to a
customizing shop and orders
them to put a double bed in
back of his car. About two weeks
later, the job is finally done and
he picks up his car and drives all
over town looking for the
Granada. He finally finds it
parked alongside the road so he
pulls his Rolls up next to it. The
windows on the Granada are all
fogged up and he feels a little
awkward about it, but he gets
out of his newly modified Rolls
and taps on the foggy window of
the Granada. The man in the
Granada finally opens the
window a crack and peeks out.
The guy in the Rolls says, "Hey.
Remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I
remember you. What's up?"
"Check this out — I got a double
bed installed in my Rolls." And
the man in the Granada says,
"YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE
SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"

Hhmm - Jezzybrown too don vex release her own joke(s)

U try sha lol

Hven't heard the 1st - it is [size =8pt] very funny [/size] lol.

i don see dem far back 2001 but poster u try, keep em' coming

I almost laughed.

What stopped u?

she's not having teets

Bunch of silly dudes. Mtcheww

why the loud hiss dear? catch da fun, forget da insults and live as u wish

this joke is as old as my first child

. . .and u r 37 while ur 1st child 30, ain't it?

angelz:

this joke is as old as my first child

yeah! Yeah!! I hear you C.W.O

Studio CFR:

Hhmm - Jezzybrown too don vex release her own joke(s)

U try sha lol

thanks bt i think am a GUY

Oh lol - no vex
But yo joke make sense sha

*sleeps off on thread*