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Jesus May Not Come Back” - Vatican Declares by Enigmaticprof(m): 8:46am On Apr 30, 2019
A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican has officially announced today that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not occur now after all, but charged believers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.

In a conversation with WWN, Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth.

“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.”

Nearly two thousand years gone, Jesus promised his disciples that he would return in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly”

The Vatican represented Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments.

“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.”

The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming.

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Re: Jesus May Not Come Back” - Vatican Declares by crixlight2(m): 8:50am On Apr 30, 2019
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Re: Jesus May Not Come Back” - Vatican Declares by krissconnect(m): 8:52am On Apr 30, 2019
Religion.. the most confusing element in life lipsrsealed
Re: Jesus May Not Come Back” - Vatican Declares by LordReed(m): 8:52am On Apr 30, 2019
Fake news.
Re: Jesus May Not Come Back” - Vatican Declares by StrikeBack(m): 9:05am On Apr 30, 2019
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Re: Jesus May Not Come Back” - Vatican Declares by Funaki: 9:12am On Apr 30, 2019
this story has been around since 2014 or so, it is fake.
Re: Jesus May Not Come Back” - Vatican Declares by Righteousness89(m): 10:39am On Apr 30, 2019
Don't be DECIEVE....

In all you Do Ensure your Life is Right with GOD....

The Sound of The Trumpet is at the Door..

JESUS CHRIST IS COMING
JESUS CHRIST IS COMING
JESUS CHRIST IS COMING!
Re: Jesus May Not Come Back” - Vatican Declares by herlecks(m): 2:58pm On Apr 30, 2019
Very funny. These demon-filled dudes sha grin grin

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Re: Jesus May Not Come Back” - Vatican Declares by Alexandro15: 3:23pm On Apr 30, 2019
This news is fake
Re: Jesus May Not Come Back” - Vatican Declares by MrPRevailer(m): 3:36pm On Apr 30, 2019
1 Peter 3:4 "And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? " (Of the end times)

If you want to know wether Jesus is coming, look at the rate of society's acceptance to iniquity.
The 66 promotions and one world government the U.N/EU are touting as solution to world's insecurity.


Bible says the Antichrist will rule in the one global government. Shortly, before this, the rapture will happen.
Re: Jesus May Not Come Back” - Vatican Declares by Shepherd00: 3:36pm On Apr 30, 2019
We are going to die and meet Him anyways.

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