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Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by stanley000: 9:39pm On May 05, 2019
Auxtin85:


It’s like death insurance kind of, when a person under funeral cover dies, the insurance company takes charge of the funeral by giving the person a befitting burial.
so literally I don't any family members or kids to do my burial right? Sounds cool to me, I will Google it asap
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by uvie66: 10:10pm On May 05, 2019
LearnITsmash:
Nigerians fear death death like plague, undecided but na we dey die like chicken pass
you argue with police kpai, you sick no money for drugs kpai, armed robber come your house kpai...our election self be like civil war, if people never die result no dey come out..
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by shogsman(m): 10:12pm On May 05, 2019
Your patronage automatically makes you a customer,don't know what the fuss is all about, Africans and acute display of immaturity sha.so you won't die again.
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Drdreluv: 11:20pm On May 05, 2019
If u need one with fbn insurance quoteme
stanley000:
so literally I don't any family members or kids to do my burial right? Sounds cool to me, I will Google it asap

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Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by ikorodureporta: 12:49am On May 06, 2019
All these casket sellers go dey do jazz, so persin go com buy again.
D day wey I enta one shop, e just dey give me one chair there, but my spirit suspect that chair. I refused to sit .... after the guy won give me business card
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Auxtin85(m): 9:05am On May 06, 2019
stanley000:
so literally I don't any family members or kids to do my burial right? Sounds cool to me, I will Google it asap

Yes to the best of my knowledge
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Ishilove: 3:02am On May 07, 2019
MajorJeffery:
grin grin
Hey Major, update? Your silence reverberates across continents, jarring to the bones.
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by deltateam: 5:19am On May 07, 2019
Which kind of rough play is that?
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Nobody: 9:03am On May 08, 2019
Ishilove:

Hey Major, update? Your silence reverberates across continents, jarring to the bones.
Na illiterate like me you dey blow all these grammar okwaya, kontinu inugo. One day I go pass this junior WAEC I dey write since mek I begin blow my own. undecided

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Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Ishilove: 6:03pm On May 08, 2019
MajorJeffery:
Na illiterate like me you dey blow all these grammar okwaya, kontinu inugo. One day I go pass this junior WAEC I dey write since mek I begin blow my own. undecided
Dear Majorjeffery, you are prevaricating. The inquiry is still hanging in the air unattended, and it is precipitating a most bile inducing wracking of nerves. It makes me wonder if there are more insidious motives behind your ambiguity.

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Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Nobody: 6:33pm On May 08, 2019
Ishilove:

Dear Majorjeffery, you are prevaricating. The inquiry is still hanging in the air unattended, and it is precipitating a most bile inducing wracking of nerves. It makes me wonder if there are more insidious motives behind your ambiguity.
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Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Ishilove: 6:43pm On May 08, 2019
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Ishilove: 11:23am On May 11, 2019
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Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Nobody: 11:39am On May 12, 2019
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Ishilove: 10:35am On May 13, 2019
MajorJeffery:
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Lol. I give up. smiley

Ngwanu byebye. Take care of you.

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