HI I

BankyGee:
Amen. And you too bro

Ok.. thanks bro

You broke up with a guy in ur street then date another one in ur street and u say you have moved on?
My sister, u are just moving around oo

If the Bible was written in Nigeria, Gen1:3 will be like; And God said let there be light and NEPA said for where

I went to a wedding yesterday and my village people forgot to follow me, guess what happened, they started sharing rice from my seat

Being single is so sweet Imagine the bag of rice I bought since 2010 just finish today

Chaii.. Na wao for Unilag oo
How pesin go apply for LAW u come give am French

I want to go and charge my phone at NEPA office cuz i saw them oning their Gen this morning.

In Nigeria, your siblings will never believe you are sick until you are unable to finish the food that is given to you.

In Nigeria, if you dodge your mother's slap.. You have join Cult

Twenty47:
In Nigeria, if you dodge your mother's slap.. You have join Cult

Hahaha

Twenty47:
I want to go and charge my phone at NEPA office cuz i saw them oning their Gen this morning.

hahahahaha sum1 should epp me and refill my lauf, dis joke no go finish peson. Nice 1

Elgreen:
hahahahaha sum1 should epp me and refill my lauf, dis joke no go finish peson. Nice 1

Thanks bro

Do you know that February sounds like "FearBuhari"?

Fear girls oo.. I was with one girl's phone then UBA bank send her message "i am at home, come"

You owe me money and you are crossing the road up and down anyhow, are you mad
If motor kills you now who will pay me

Finally i just got an Alert of 20 thousand Naira
How much is that stupid Iphone 11 again??

I just landed Myself into trouble. Someone once told me that my hot temper will buy me trouble one day and today it surfaced. Actually I didn't know when the words came out.
I came home this afternoon and was very angry, my wife was curious and demanded to know why,
I angrily told her that
"Baby can you imagine, i caught my girlfriend with another guy just now"
Well.. Up till now, i am still in the streets
Pls, how do i explain this to my wife

Twenty47:
I went to a wedding yesterday and my village people forgot to follow me, guess what happened, they started sharing rice from my seat

how do you know if they follow you?

balingaonline:
how do you know if they follow you?

I wont have gotten the food if they followed me

Girl: wow, what a nice phone... Where did you get it
Boy: I won it in a running competition
Girl: Really! How many people participated?
Boy: We were not that much oo, it was only the police, the owner of the phone and me.

Nothing gives a girl joy than getting home, removing her wig, high heels, bra, girdle, tummy belt.. Fresh air everywhere.

How can a guy hurt a beautiful girl like you.. Says another guy who wants to finish her life kpatakpata.

I don't know why my neighbors decided to stop rearing Agric fowls.. This local fowls too get speed abeg.

I was in the bathroom when my friend sent me Bleep video, i played it but there was no sound, i increased the volume to maximum but still no sound, so i didn't bother.
I watched it for 8 minutes before i remembered my phone was connected to the Bluetooth player in the living room.
My family and guests are still waiting for me.. I have been in the bathroom for 6 hours now.

Been laughing since I opened this thread.


Thanks bro...

Nice one

Keep it coming

Bluezy13:
Been laughing since I opened this thread.


Thanks bro...

It's my pleasure bro.. I really appreciate.

cRobo:
Nice one

Keep it coming

Ok.. I will, thanks

Real men don't play Temple Run.. They go to the zoo, slaps the Lion and Start running.

Looolz

Atm: "Do you wish to perform another transaction?"
Me: "i wish oh... I really wish.But as money no come dey, how we want take do am?"