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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:00am On May 15, 2020
Weii.. I didn't believe this Covid19 will ride to high level of poverty until i caught a friend reducing my Perfume undecided grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Linus199(m): 1:57pm On May 16, 2020
Twenty47:
Coronavirus was born in China, grew up in Italy, studied i America and finally becomes a business tycoon in Nigeria
you too much keep it up
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 5:32pm On May 16, 2020
Linus199:
you too much keep it up
Ok i will.. Thanks a lot
Re: Short funny jokes by FUNNYBONE1(m): 3:17pm On May 17, 2020
guy i've been following ur thread since last year, and i must confess,
you killed it.
kudos

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:52pm On May 17, 2020
FUNNYBONE1:
guy i've been following ur thread since last year, and i must confess,
you killed it.
kudos
Wow.. am glad bro, thanks a lot, i really appreciate
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:39am On May 18, 2020
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning simply because a Dog was chasing both of us yesterday and i ran faster than her..kian you hinmagin grin grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:44am On May 18, 2020
Some visitors get mind oo, i offer you juice, you said "i will Drink after Eating"

Who told you there is going to be food grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 4:50pm On May 19, 2020
Awaiting matches after the covid19
ASUU vs FG
EFCC vs NCDC
Madagascar vs WHO
Creditors vs Debitors
Landlords vs Students
And last but seriously not the Least
Students vs Exams undecidedgrin grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 4:56pm On May 19, 2020
Two farmers can be harvesting from the same farm without knowing each other.. Understand??
Or should i throw more light grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by dmich4u(m): 5:10pm On May 19, 2020
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Re: Short funny jokes by BankyGee(m): 7:06pm On May 19, 2020
Twenty47:
Awaiting matches after the covid19 ASUU vs FG EFCC vs NCDC Madagascar vs WHO Creditors vs Debitors Landlords vs Students And last but seriously not the Least Students vs Exams undecidedgrin grin
Mad o! Just kill me bro

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:10pm On May 19, 2020
BankyGee:
Mad o! Just kill me bro
Thanks bro

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:25am On May 29, 2020
Police stretch hand to collect 50naira
Driver pour Sanitizer for him hand undecided
We still dey for Road de settle de matter grin grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by BankyGee(m): 11:12pm On May 29, 2020
Pastor use 3k do offering, after service usher tell am say total money na N800 shocked

Na the matter we dey settle since grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 10:07pm On Jun 04, 2020
She complained about her boyfriend and i told her to leave him.. The next day she posted
No monkey can separate her and her boyfriend grin grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 10:58pm On Jun 05, 2020
Last night, A friend of mine sent 20k to his girlfriend for her upkeep and she immediately used his picture as her facebook profile picture.
This morning, he chatted her up with a different account and asked her who the guy on her profile picture is and she said it was her classmate that died of CoronaVirus undecided grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 11:06pm On Jun 05, 2020
I send you make you go give my babe something.. You come the put perfume for body and pink lips undecided
Covid19 kill you dia grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Adex0907(m): 10:22pm On Jun 09, 2020
you are doing well bro. I doff my cap for you

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 10:43pm On Jun 09, 2020
Adex0907:
you are doing well bro. I doff my cap for you
Thanks a lot bro
Re: Short funny jokes by SATANIIST: 1:46pm On Jun 12, 2020
odimbannamdi bro, paypal no necessarily need you to verify the number. i get active paypal wey i never ever verify the number. ignore all those people for the thread. them no know wetin them dey talk. how i fit take get the smallie na. where u dey stay?

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 1:53pm On Jun 12, 2020
I Sent my Account Number to my Uncle one Day back then in school.. And the Wicked man Sent it Back to Me undecided grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 1:55pm On Jun 12, 2020
My Neighbor just told his Girlfriend that pos just Swallowed His ATM
Fear Boys ooo grin grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by fabregass122(m): 2:17pm On Jun 12, 2020
So funny how some people will buy PURE WATER and finish it in less than a minute...... But the day they finally buy plastic COKE, it will take like 4 hours to finish...... And they will be opening and closing it as if it is Doctor's prescription.

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:44am On Jun 15, 2020
I never knew how being broke for Long could be until my Bank called me yesterday to confirm if i am still Alive cheesy cheesy
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:49am On Jun 15, 2020
Hustle oo.. Make students no come full your wedding the shout Great Nigerian Students, Great gba gba gba grin grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:00am On Jun 15, 2020
People with big Eyes sleeps Early because it's not Easy to carry a Camera for a Whole day fa grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:05am On Jun 15, 2020
Chaii.. E don Happen Again oo
Police follow Nepa go cut light for Another Police Station undecided wink cheesy

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 11:53pm On Jun 21, 2020
I saw the kids with cheese balls and they were greeting me uncle.. am not uncle me dah is small child, no way
I must join them
Re: Short funny jokes by Ayomideadejumo: 9:19am On Jun 22, 2020
Twenty47:
When i carry you inside my car, stop greeting people through the window.. Such behaviors consume fuel,
Ehn.. Are you trying to argue, get out of my car.
dis 1 loud o
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:11pm On Jun 30, 2020
After the end of Corona Virus.. Some people will have to wear the face mask backwards for 2months so that their ears will come back to normal position grin grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:14pm On Jun 30, 2020
There is nothing more annoying than a child from the next compound playing with "UP NEPA" when ur phone is Remaining 1% cry

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