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Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 3:26pm On Nov 05, 2010
Lier!

Na people dey halla my name.

No dey envy me
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 3:28pm On Nov 05, 2010
You don dey madt!
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 3:34pm On Nov 05, 2010
If no be sey u don mad before, how u for take know person wey don dey mad?

Crase woman
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 3:35pm On Nov 05, 2010
I no get the time to dey yarn with you.
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by snthesis(m): 3:38pm On Nov 05, 2010
u fit yarn wit me- hw u dey?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 3:41pm On Nov 05, 2010
Dat is because your brain don weak - nothing reasonable dat weak brain of yours get to offer.
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by lysaa(f): 4:04pm On Nov 05, 2010
U'ght end up walking the walk of shame if u try to beef ur way up the hall of fame.
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 4:08pm On Nov 05, 2010
snthesis:

u fit yarn wit me- hw u dey?

Of course nau. cheesy I dey jore, how life?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 4:09pm On Nov 05, 2010
Hahahahaha

*Puffs cuban cigger*
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by lysaa(f): 4:16pm On Nov 05, 2010
more like whistling. .how much did u allegedly get a stick of that ciga?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 4:31pm On Nov 05, 2010
Jumbo cuban cigger 750 a stick


Mini jumbo 350 a stick

Why? U need am?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by lysaa(f): 4:48pm On Nov 05, 2010
I chew better stuff. .just testing ur knowledge on purchase. And u have failed woefully.
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 4:52pm On Nov 05, 2010
better stuff like dried marijuana leaf?

My hand no dey
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 6:20pm On Nov 05, 2010
lysaa:

I chew better stuff. .just testing your knowledge on purchase. And u have failed woefully.

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Oya out!!!!!! we don't habour drug addicts angry angry sad sad undecided undecided grin grin grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 7:09pm On Nov 05, 2010
Mr.Bones, how life dey treat you? cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 7:18pm On Nov 05, 2010
tanimz:

Mr.Bones, how life dey treat you? cool

Jxt i want to.


BTW are u blind this one u're alwayz wif glasses on? grin grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Nobody: 8:03pm On Nov 05, 2010
Tanimz am already in town,though my jet had a c.malfunction on the way.
Do u mind if i tell u a secret?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 8:53pm On Nov 05, 2010
hmm i tink sey house make sense tseew , not knowin d same old frog stil dey ya , dey enjoy loneliness tongue tongue cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by oweniwe(m): 9:22pm On Nov 05, 2010
^^ I love this mama wink wink wink wink
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 9:25pm On Nov 05, 2010
^hehehe , i gbadun u 2
#my person norin do u cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 12:35am On Nov 06, 2010
Mr.Bones:

Jxt i want to.


BTW are u blind this one u're alwayz wif glasses on? grin grin grin

They are called sunglasses. tongue

El Guapo:

Tanimz am already in town,though my jet had a c.malfunction on the way.
Do u mind if i tell u a secret?

Eya, pele. Shey I told you to buy a new jet, but you insisted on getting a used one. tongue

What's the secret? wink
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Nobody: 12:57am On Nov 06, 2010
Am begining to trip 4 ya,nt ur beauty lol<dnt even knw if wrinkles map out Naija on top am> but its the way u speak,its hearthrobing,
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 1:11am On Nov 06, 2010
Lol!!
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Jezzybrown(m): 3:34am On Nov 06, 2010
El Guapo:

Am begining to trip 4 ya,nt your beauty lol<dnt even knw if wrinkles map out Naija on top am> but its the way u speak,its hearthrobing,
Dude this is
JOKES SECTION
lol
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 6:01am On Nov 06, 2010
[size=13pt] ^^ and his toasting lines was funny too grin grin lol. Naija map indeed cheesy cheesy [/size]
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Nobody: 7:12am On Nov 06, 2010
[size=14pt]Hey abi na bones or whatsoever and u j.brown,how would those lines luk lyk a dating lines to ur punk heads, huh,''am in love wit ya,ur speech,they're hearthrobing'', and u fink its a tosting line.
Make the duo of u take ur time 4 my post them,this is joke section not gossip section
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Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 7:30am On Nov 06, 2010
Tanimz na hermaphrodite - so no waste your time.

*puffs cigger*
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 7:40am On Nov 06, 2010
[size=13pt] Two staunch admirers on the block lol grin grin

No worry she go soon cause car accident HERE when she posts her pic grin
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Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 7:46am On Nov 06, 2010
god forbid bad thing.

Admire wetin?
I dey crase?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 7:52am On Nov 06, 2010
morning stud, how u hommie
na wah dat ekpa still dey here tseew tongue
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 7:55am On Nov 06, 2010
I dey - i just dey enter house but to catch small sleep na wahala - so i say make i see wetin dey happen here small.

How far - how u dey?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 7:58am On Nov 06, 2010
hehe, y u jus enter to go do taka sufe shey,na wah disco never finish 4 ur bodi
am gud o , got up erly dont no y but i go force myself to sleep soon

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