Okay then, and please don't e-kiss me again.

I swear, fear dey catch me as I dey hia so.

E be like say end time don dey near.

^^ The earth must have made a mistake?

Oya, I go hug you and na because I dey for good mood. Three seconds only!

Commot jo! 3 minutes ko, 3 hours ni

See your head like Mr. Ibu own.

So you want to be the president of Nigeria?

Interesting . . . Don't worry, you have my vote and insults too.

I no want abeg. You want make them kill me ni?

After you don win finish, I fit consider.

Wia u see damsel?

Mtchew

No worry e go better lol. Wait a minute no be u say she fine pass beauty?

If u dey follow somethings i dey talk here serious, u go miss road enter gutter oh.

The girl understand me well - when i say something like she's pretty, beautiful, damsel or even sexy e.t.c, she know sey i mean' the opposite.

Hahahahaha

Evening all!

@Ms T_z pessin nor dey see ur breaklights these days o!

Mr.Bones:

No worry e go better lol. Wait a minute no be u say she fine pass beauty?

hey, I still dey wait for Vicks to come back now

u sure say you nor want make we plead on ur behalf??

this thing don pass be careful o!!

El Guapo:

[size=14pt] Chei!! Na me be disTanimz showering my entire self wif flatterings, Gosh!! I feel lyk jumping into a lagoon [/size]

Lagos lagoon? Oya bring some crayfish on your way out - I wan cook my speciality for Ms Idowu

Efisco baby!!

Why you do me like this?! You just bone my side like Bone-thugs without Harmony. Na wah o!!

^^ hey, not true

how can you say that??

u wen dey travel anyhow - nor dey remember pessin sef

oya come here jor

better now??

OJ!!

Mr.Bones:

[size=14pt] look @ this damsel o! Ma hand still dey open o ! [/size]

Abeg close am make e no ache you.

Studio CFR:

Wia u see damsel?

Mtchew

Hi hater.

Efe, no vex abeg. How life?

Owl

Efemena_xy:

^^ hey, not true

how can you say that??

u wen dey travel anyhow - nor dey remember pessin sef

oya come here jor

better now??

Much better!! My body don dey sweet me now!! I even buy Bread sef for you.

tanimz:

OJ!!

Tatalicious!! XOXO


I don miss una well well!! How body na?!

tanimz:

OJ!!

Abeg close am make e no ache you.

Hi hater.

Efe, no vex abeg. How life?

My dear - life dey o!

how things at your end sha??

good to see u jor! I don miss u nor be small  

Mr.Bones:

[size=14pt] Who u look for in the massage centre by the time of the night. Me maself fit loose grip within nxt 3secs with the way e hold me for brain.

Me thinks Murki now means i shud forget about the id. Cos the most severe warning for any offence whatsoever is 1week and mine is past it wif 3days [/size]

Na wa o! na trus sha - and e really don tey. Whatever it was that was said sure must have vexed her though  

Mr.Bones:

[size=14pt] goodnight @ all **falls into a deeeeppp sleep ** [/size]

nor forget to log off sha

OJ!! Me sef miss you plenty!

Body dey kampe o, you nko?

Okija_juju:

Much better!! My body don dey sweet me now!! I even buy Bread sef for you.

Anything to make u smile o!

so shrine don give u temporary break then?  

oh, and I'm allergic to wheat so nor dey eat bread - give me something else from that your travel bag

you buy Kuli-Kuli?? or Coconut candy?? 

Efemena_xy:

Anything to make u smile o!

so shrine don give u temporary break then?

oh, and I'm allergic to wheat so nor dey eat bread - give me something else from that your travel bag

you buy Kuli-Kuli?? or Coconut candy??

Na plantain sheeps remain!

tanimz:

OJ!! Me sef miss you plenty!

Body dey kampe o, you nko?

I stand fit!! No shaking!

Kai! Make I go find joke come revive my thread.

^^ I trust you.

Sha no forget my joke(s).

Nothing do you!!

'an me too

make u nor forget my own joke too jor

efe, d only daughter of eve wats up na?