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Things We All Have Done by GODWINLOWSKI: 11:51am On Dec 14, 2019
1. Pretend to be sick anytime we don't want to go to school
2. Use part of our offering money to buy buiscuit and sweet
3. Always blame the gamepad anytime we lost in play station games
4. Always shout and curses players while watching tv as if they're hearing us
5. Always turn up your phone music volume just to get attention because you bought a new phone
6. Waving at aeroplanes and asking them to come and carry you
7. Moving your mouth during prayers while you're not saying anything
8. Pretend to be reading in dad's presence, but your mind is in tonights match at your school field
9. Claiming you're now a real english literate anytime you return from a holiday in the town
10. Fart in the classroom and pretend you're not the one by following your classmates to do hmm hmmmm
11. Don't pick your fallen biscuit in believing that the devil has already eaten it
12. Always Threaten to report your brother's wrongdoing to dad anytime he provokes you or refuses to share buiscuits with you
Re: Things We All Have Done by Sabby1(m): 12:45pm On Dec 14, 2019
I will never forget number 11. The quantity of biscuits I lost as a result of that belief presently could feed me for 2 weeks

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