1. Pretend to be sick anytime you don't want to go to school
2. Use some part of offering money to buy biscuits or sweets
3. Pretend to be asleep anytime mummy comes home and housework will be next
4. Always blame our gamepad anytime we lost in PlayStation games
5. Always shout and curse players while watching TV as if they're hearing us
6. Always turn up your phone music volume any time you're in the mist of your friends who have lesser phones
7. Waving at aeroplanes and asking them to come and carry you
8. Moving your mouth during prayers while you're not saying anything
9. Pretend to be reading in dad's presence meanwhile your mind is in tonight's football match at your school field later in the evening
10. Claiming you're now a real English literate anytime you returned from a holiday from the town e.g Tunde how're you? Hope that your mummy has cooken Christmas rice
with dat una big fowl.
11. Fart in the classroom and pretend you're not the one by following your fellow students to do hmm hmmmmm
12. Don't pick up your fallen biscuit on the floor in the thinking that devil has already eaten it
13. We always believe as kids that if you swallow any seed, it would grow in our stomach
14. Always threaten to report your brother wrongdoing to your dad anytime he refuses to give you biscuits.
15. You promised to say awake for the entire 5 hours journey but slept off after 2 hours