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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Kingrexyl(m): 2:16pm On Feb 24, 2020
PapalsBull:

You can see it from the screenshot I posted.

After he was busted, he quickly disactivate the modelmike7 moniker, another of his moniker (thegreenland) was busted too, he disactivated that too.

People were already tracking him.
The guy is a jobless fool, walahi! cheesy

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Kingrexyl(m): 2:17pm On Feb 24, 2020
Ishilove:

Why do you respond to nitwits? They are very small minded and view the world from their tiny, myopic corners while some of us see the bigger picture.
Will you keep quiet, you brokeass. grin
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by dasauce(m): 2:18pm On Feb 24, 2020
Ishilove:

I can't abide red wine, I don't know why. It gets me all tipsy.

So chicken wings and fried yam is 5k? Give me 5k let me cook a full pot of jollof rice with chicken for you, package it inside a warmer and bring along to this beach. You go chop belleful grin

Local woman
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Kingrexyl(m): 2:19pm On Feb 24, 2020
vizkiz:


I use to think this way back when I was broke and unfortunate. Lol

Make money bruh. Trust me

The lad is broke, if he has money he definitely won't think like that. grin
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by 77up(m): 2:24pm On Feb 24, 2020
Ishilove:

I can't abide red wine, I don't know why. It gets me all tipsy.

So chicken wings and fried yam is 5k? Give me 5k let me cook a full pot of jollof rice with chicken for you, package it inside a warmer and bring along to this beach. You go chop belleful grin
watch as some fools will tag you "broke ass" which in actual sense, you are right.


I hate wasteful spending,well some will call it chop life cheesy .

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 2:35pm On Feb 24, 2020
77up:
watch as some fools will tag you "broke ass" which in actual sense, you are right.


I hate wasteful spending,well some will call it chop life cheesy .
Retards_ are already calling me broke ass because I choose not to spend my hard earned money carelessly. I am not against occasionally splurging, but I will rather spend money on edifying things that will be worth it.

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by CutieKing: 2:45pm On Feb 24, 2020
Alexandre7:


grin grin grin

She’s already taken.

Our Pre wedding Photoshot go soon grace Nairaland Front Page.
Lol...so what happens to those gorgeous Caribbean girls wey full Florida?.
Igbo man maintaining tradition.

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by CutieKing: 2:48pm On Feb 24, 2020
J111333:
It's not that I can't afford it oo, It's just that don't take alcoholic beverages since I became born again. I'm not broke, as a matter of fact I don't know how much I'm worth now. I carry all my money for nylon bag tied to my waist and I don't count them. As it is now, I may even be richer than Dangote. grin


Oh my goodness....the most hilarious comment have seen in a while.
Kudos man...make it real.

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by boylemonade(m): 2:57pm On Feb 24, 2020
CutieKing:

Lol...so what happens to those gorgeous Caribbean girls wey full Florida?.
Igbo man maintaining tradition.
Don't mind Alexandre7 cheesy

Florida one of the sex capital in North America.

Truth is that a friend that once visited Florida, Said he had sex everyday nonstop with different Ladies for the two weeks he spent there grin
He said it will take a spiritual force for any man to avoid all these ladies in bikinis and to worsen the situation, it's a free sex if you know how to Sweet tongue a woman. grin grin

Well maybe Alexander7 is a pastor, who knows.

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by litaninja(m): 3:03pm On Feb 24, 2020
You were there on MoistWay yesterday? You saw the Tritons Dance show? grin

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Pennywise(m): 3:13pm On Feb 24, 2020

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by L1lma(f): 3:58pm On Feb 24, 2020
Enjoy ursef buh nxt tym try Omu resort u will like deir jus like me u like flexing

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by L1lma(f): 3:58pm On Feb 24, 2020
Enjoy ursef buh nxt tym try Omu resort u will like deir jus like me u like flexing ,na moni dey yaba person
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Legendguru: 4:10pm On Feb 24, 2020
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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Odunharry(m): 5:15pm On Feb 24, 2020
Lmao pocohantas don't forget to try The following places The House, Kohinoor, Hard rock and Atmosphere. If you won't do all , make sure you try The House and Atmosphere.

You will love those places

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by sukerefakere(m): 6:20pm On Feb 24, 2020
cicikhemy:
sukerefakere......outing e haf reach o....#InJenifaVoice
Tell me more.

Your wish is my command ma'am
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by millhouse: 6:29pm On Feb 24, 2020
PapalsBull:

grin
You sure say you go know road to the beach? grin
in fact no need for the beach again sef ...na to enter sakamaje

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by cicikhemy(f): 6:38pm On Feb 24, 2020
sukerefakere:
Tell me more.
Your wish is my command ma'am
grin
sukerefakere:
Tell me more.
Your wish is my command ma'am
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Bamz(m): 7:26pm On Feb 24, 2020
mkoabiola:
Why u de book space.

Show pix.


Av u been to baracuda beach/resort.

I need d link.

Plan to visit soon

I've been to Barracuda. I will review on Google maps and send you a link but overall I'd give Barracuda a 4/5.

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Bamz(m): 7:31pm On Feb 24, 2020
Ishilove:

I hear Landmark Beach makes sense

Well that comes at a premium. 2k entry fee, 10k corkage fee if you're taking a cooler of food in etc

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Bamz(m): 7:35pm On Feb 24, 2020
Reference:
I am sorry to say so but. Where is the beach?
Why is it that beach experiences in Nigeria are about every other thing except the beach. Just so annoying.
What is my business with food and drinks, dancing girls, music/noise and rowdiness.
Was at three so called Lagos beaches the year end 2018/19 and it was a poor experience to say the least. Just like this.

Lagosians is there a beach where I can lay down on the sand under an umbrella and just listen to the waves crashing in peace.

If I want Davido's music bursting my eardrums I go to a club. If I want drinks I go to a bar. If I want grub I go to a restaurant. If I want hookers I go to a hot house and if I want flies and bugs aplenty I spread my towel besides a landfill.

If this is an attempt to create Miami beach like experiences then this is a poor rendition and certainly not the only model of beach tours.

The farther you go, the less crowded the beaches become in Lagos. That's one thing I've noticed.

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 8:22pm On Feb 24, 2020
Bamz:


Well that comes at a premium. 2k entry fee, 10k corkage fee if you're taking a cooler of food in etc
That's not half bad.
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Bamz(m): 8:39pm On Feb 24, 2020
Ishilove:

That's not half bad.

That's not all. For you to use any kind of shed or chairs, you need to pay.

The truly nice beaches are far off and you'd get value for money at those places. Sometimes it's not as if one can't afford these things, but some of us just love getting value for money spent.

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by pana25: 8:56pm On Feb 24, 2020
Wow i was there last year, even met Adebayo martins the footballer (not sure of his name lol) at moist.. Beautiful time u had

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 9:24pm On Feb 24, 2020
Bamz:


That's not all. For you to use any kind of shed or chairs, you need to pay.

The truly nice beaches are far off and you'd get value for money at those places. Sometimes it's not as if one can't afford these things, but some of us just love getting value for money spent.
You be man wey sabi

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by GreatResearcher: 11:21pm On Feb 24, 2020
Ishilove:

That's not half bad.
Thanks.
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Organs(m): 12:55am On Feb 25, 2020
Alexandre7:


grin grin grin

Look at this wan,

I already did the needful before I went back,

Right now we’re talking about her coming over that way we can start the wedding preparations.

So we can start talking about her having my babies.



Bros, you're still talking with the "arrogance" of a Nigerian man. Should be "our". Although, i have the Nigerian arrogance as well, but i could tell easily. Now, i am thinking if i should join the race...... Let me think, if i really, really want Poco or if i want to give you competition. grin grin grin

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Alexandre7: 2:34am On Feb 25, 2020
Organs:




Bros, you're still talking with the "arrogance" of a Nigerian man. Should be "our". Although, i have the Nigerian arrogance as well, but i could tell easily. Now, i am thinking if i should join the race...... Let me think, if i really, really want Poco or if i want to give you competition. grin grin grin



grin grin grin

Continue deceiving yourself.
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Organs(m): 3:42am On Feb 25, 2020
Alexandre7:


grin grin grin

Continue deceiving yourself.


For real? You want to dare me? Even with your same language, culture, faith edge, no try me oh!
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by jeyselassie(m): 4:24am On Feb 25, 2020
majamajic:
Landmark is the best beach in lagos now
landmark way dey close by 10

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by RillJ(m): 7:33am On Feb 25, 2020
And you are scared of your Parents and/boyfriend identifying you with the beach stuff!

You may do the visit again and repost when you bold enough to show yourself!
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by pocohantas(f): 9:31am On Feb 25, 2020
Odunharry:
Lmao pocohantas don't forget to try The following places The House, Kohinoor, Hard rock and Atmosphere. If you won't do all , make sure you try The House and Atmosphere.

You will love those places

All suggestions noted. Hard Rock is in Landmark right? I’ll use one stone to kill two birds. Would sure report back on how it went.

Thanks and do have a nice day. smiley

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