Lol, just a random post to see what you all think about first impressions towards attracting the opposite sex.(:

Mine is:

"Do you like World of Warcraft?", works every time!

What's yours?

I think your boobs and my mouth should arrange a meeting, I'll have my people call your people
Believe it or not, this glorious line belongs to my grandmother. Thanks for the advice grammy!

juicygirl:

Lol, just a random post to see what you all think about first impressions towards attracting the opposite gender.(:

Mine is:

"Do you like World of Warcraft?", works every time!

What's yours?

Waiting outside the Ladies Room.

"Do you come here often?"

I've had mixed results.

Hey baby, your daddy must have been a baker cos you've got a nice set of buns

I love u talk ur own

u r d pomo in my stew. .  .

Hey baby,there's a party in my pant and u r invited. . .

Guy yells from across the street:"Aye! Aye shawdy! Lemme holla @ you for a second!"

I chuckle and keep walking, scurrying away really

I'm not feeling pick up lines. He has to have something to say.

your feet must be hurting cause youve been running through my mind

or

guy: did it hurt
girl: what
guy: when you fell from heaven

Hey girl are you tired? Co§ you've been running through my mind all day, lol

Okay here is another one:i think am allergic to you,co§ my p.enis is swollen!

My favorite, is simply "Hi, my name is [insert name here]" or "[insert some witty comment about the situation here]."

Nothing better than a guy actually trying to talk, because cliche/textbook lines get ignored.