LETSS LAUGH!!!

1.Nigerian Parents will be like
Dad:Olu bring my teacup
Olu:Where should i keep it
Dad:Put it on my head idiot.
2.I was in a labour room one day,a baby came out from his mother ad asked
"please is this Nigeria"?
We all said yes and he quickly went back screaming WRONG DESTINATION
3.Why is it that all T's are always tiny
Titilayo,Tayo,Tope,Tina
Please its not my real face ohh
4.I have never a mad person until soldier slapped my friend just now,he is sweeping dustbin now
5.I told my dad who is a soldier that i just won one million naira,he just killed his only goat and shared the only rice in our house to neighbours
HOW WILL I TELL HIM THAT IT IS APRIL FOOL
6.A man promised me a package that will change my life overnight,i have collected all the foodstuff for this lockdown worth #500 thousand and insulted my landlord,i also tendered my resignation letter at the bar i work
boom!!!The man died
My village pipo is at work




ENJOY YOUR DAY!!

As dry as Sam paper

majamajic:


As dry as Sam paper

Jokes on you, it's sandpaper.