Nice family planning i must confess Dammiz

^^^ U bet! I dont like 2 many children, I would ve tripled it. So hw ur 3rd wife, hope she too never pack so? Buh fes gimme another green bottle 'cos e still go happen 4 house 2nite *takes d malt @ a gulp*

Efemena_xy:

**listening attentively to this. . .**
sounds like you left Mrs Pharoh High 'n Dry

Are you actually talking about Mrs C G . . .because i no know who be Mrs Pharoh ooo.

tanimz:

Choi! May God help you and the aproko spirit in you.

Na so we see am now 

dammizz:

Na soo Guapo, We've decided 2 b greater than we parents. Mum had 9 children &, *sips moi odeku*, we r trying 2 double it u knw. odeku has really been helping *sips again*

Man na wa for you o! So your madam nor dey ever close legz rest abi?

Peeps like u fit put condom manufacturers outta business!! 

Pharoh:

Are you actually talking about Mrs C G . . .because i no know who be Mrs Pharoh ooo.

abeg try make sense jor! You too dey fear

you mean say Mrs o n o na d same as Mrs Pharoh??

* Goes over to the Plasma T.V and turns it on *

Tv is still on?got high last nyt?

strolls in thinkin of wat to start the day wit,

wats left?

Gudmorning to u all

nice intro el, i love it. thumbs up

Pharoh:

Please Bar Tender

Give me two sticks of Saint Lyssa Morris Cuban Cigarette

We will be rolling soon down the street and need to be high before being on my way to Gandolfo

hello would do instead of inciting an unnecessary attention from to u. Don't do that next time.

Hey bartender! Another shot of tequila pretty please. .thats the only reason i get out of bed in the afternoon. And i've bn wondering for sometime now, how do u manage to differentiate one who's drunk or the one who's just stupid!. .just a loud thot tho.

Element G:

nice intro el, i love it. thumbs up

Yeah!! its just for the hommies only


^^^ * pours her some tequila *

I really find it hard to differentiate btw the two parties dear but hope u're not into any of them?

Of course not!

But man, i don't envy u one bit cos this is some bad hard business. copping with all these drun behind and listening to them yap out their thoughts as though they're still thinking. There should be some other ways to do this.

Heys man, btw u and me, do u sell drugs too?

hhehehehehehhehehehehehheheheee


on lunch break,
_{strolls in}

Gawd!!!!they doin drugs,

walks out st8 to NDLEA office

no customers,


seals shop, and walks out

Stale yarns

and y no bring d lively ones,

besides this a bar, not a gossip centre

mstweee

lysaa:

Of course not!

But man, i don't envy u one bit cos this is some bad hard business. copping with all these drun behind and listening to them yap out their thoughts as though they're still thinking. There should be some other ways to do this.

Heys man, btw u and me, do u sell drugs too?

Hey Lysaa,what u're up to?

Tot u're a decent gurl but its obvious am wrong,anyway i got a pal who's into the game and he's been awol to Mexico 4 a while.

I'ld contact him maybe he would be of a help but u promise never to bring this up again,OKAY!

Hey ma peepz Stud n Shakara,what cn ur doll offer u guys?
Its a torrid afternoon,isin't it?

so el, how things dey run 4 ya side now

Bros business jxt dey move small small.
* serves him a bottle of cold Gulder *

U nko? How tins and kids?

_{*deep sigh*}

night trian, _{on the rock plssssssssssssssss}

This is the worst thread - ever.

habba tanimz, u sure?sup?

Yes, very sure. I dey, you nko?

Tanimz u're right,am even regretting Y i had to open up this bar,thinking ma peepz are the drinking types but i was wrong.

Am pondering bout opening up a SNUFF MALL am very sure Studio n co will flow in.

Yes, very sure. I dey, you nko?

i dey jare, waitin for d weekend to start properly

Am pondering bout opening up a SNUFF MALL am very sure Studio n co will flow in.

El Guapo:

Tanimz u're right,am even regretting Y i had to open up this bar,thinking ma peepz are the drinking types but i was wrong.

Am pondering bout opening up a SNUFF MALL am very sure Studio n co will flow in.

Snuff?! El G, I swear you don mara!

shakara4u:

i dey jare, waitin for d weekend to start properly

Weekend never start for you ni?

Tanimz na true talk i dey yan so oo

BTW,whats smelling? U carry shit waka inside here?

Weekend never start for you ni?

i still dey wrk ooh, it will start in d nxt hour or so,

BTW,whats smelling? U carry poo waka inside here?

ugkmwl,

^^ My bad, didn't do my math right.

El Guapo:

Tanimz na true talk i dey yan so oo

BTW,whats smelling? U carry poo waka inside here?

Good luck with that then!

Which kind nonsense question be that?

Am not saying that u cari shit waka inside maybe ur shoe heels did who knows

watz all diz?

mtschew.

El Guapo:

Am not saying that u cari poo waka inside maybe your shoe heels did who knows

Tz na small gal . . .she no dey wear heels . . . na canvas and slippers she dey wear up and down. . .    

^ Lmao

^^


As usual i no mention person name ooo . . .