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Poll: Whats Ur Take on The Bar Thread?

Crazily Funny: 33% (7 votes)
Not Quite Funny: 0% (0 votes)
Got Sloppy Courtesy of Guapo: 19% (4 votes)
Invented Ideas and Served as ground for New jokers: 14% (3 votes)
Total Disappointment: 33% (7 votes)
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Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) / JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ / Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) (2) (3) (4)

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Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ElementG(m): 8:29pm On Jan 07, 2011
@El, nope i am just helping my huh ba, sorry girl, as they say prevention is better dan cure grin grin grin

@Taz, ok u know wat, just be patient, we will sort dis out tonight kiss kiss kiss
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 8:34pm On Jan 07, 2011
El Guapo:

Since u no wan tell us nw fashi the talk naa.
And the Guy u're talking about em dey poke u 4 F.b?

Element na 4 your wide world dream u go tink say i go cari dagger begin fight 4 anoda man Wife?

No be on facebook o. Na yahoo messenger. sad

So you no fit fight for me? sad

Element G:

@Taz, ok u know wat, just be patient, we will sort dis out tonight kiss kiss kiss

What if I can't chat at 12am? undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ULSHERLAN(m): 8:36pm On Jan 07, 2011
Hmmmm nawa ooo
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 8:41pm On Jan 07, 2011
Tz what makes u fink so?

I neva wan answer 'Wife Snatcher'

Usher are u drunk?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 8:43pm On Jan 07, 2011
Don't worry about that. wink
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 8:46pm On Jan 07, 2011
I shouldn't worry bout what? Been called a 'wife snatcher' or going after the guy?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ULSHERLAN(m): 8:49pm On Jan 07, 2011
But wait o tz is sumbori disturbn u, if yes wat do u intend doin bout it and if u nid cia help lemme no,
@elguapo
dis ur hennessy is fake imagine it even taste like kerosene,
Pass me a bottle of nuvo*i bet u if dis taste like petrol na two gunshots for ur fat bombom
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 8:52pm On Jan 07, 2011
^^ Yes o. Somebody is disturbing me. sad

El Guapo:

I shouldn't worry bout what? Been called a 'wife snatcher' or going after the guy?

You won't be called a wife snatcher nau. You are only helping me get rid of the disturber. sad
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ULSHERLAN(m): 8:57pm On Jan 07, 2011
I can deduct frm prev conversatns dat he is disturbn u wv ur yahoo id, is it dat he likes u or wat and even if he does let him no if dere is a way or nota and if he doesnt back out peaceful he nids to be flogged*i can do anytn for tz even if she no love me*
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 8:59pm On Jan 07, 2011
Tz have u eva watched this movie 'Shakira' Ft Mercy johnson and Majid micheal?? U're jxt playing Mercy's role who asked the Boyfriend Majid to get rid of an obstacle to their love lyf,lemme nt assume that scene is about happening real?

Look Mr Usher or whatsoeva if u eva threaten me with that toy again,i'ld make sure u dnt wake up Morrow morning.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 9:00pm On Jan 07, 2011
ULSHERLAN:

I can deduct frm prev conversatns dat he is disturbn u wv your yahoo id, is it dat he likes u or wat and even if he does let him no if dere is a way or nota and if he doesnt back out peaceful he nids to be flogged*i can do anytn for tz even if she no love me*

You're so sweet! kiss

Mind if we talk on Yahoo? wink

El Guapo:

Tz have u eva watched this movie 'Shakira' Ft Mercy johnson and Majid micheal?? U're jxt playing Mercy's role who asked the Boyfriend Majid to get rid of an obstacle to their love lyf,lemme nt assume that scene is about happening real?

Look Mr Usher or whatsoeva if u eva threaten me with that toy again,i'ld make sure u dnt wake up Morrow morning.

Must you make me feel sad? sad
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 9:03pm On Jan 07, 2011
tanimz:

Pharoh! Why did you edit my post? grin grin

You no see as you one use that statement put me for wahala . . .  grin  cheesy

Moreover i no dey waka for broad street wey people done dey crowded too much like  the one wey you one rope me enter so.  tongue  cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 9:04pm On Jan 07, 2011
Hey GUYZ wat popping'
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by koolchicco: 9:06pm On Jan 07, 2011
Where are ma pipo
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ULSHERLAN(m): 9:07pm On Jan 07, 2011
No pizzle but amma invicible for a while now tz
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:09pm On Jan 07, 2011
* Walks into the bar, And flogs the heck outta the drunks in it, Kicks Guapo's as$ so bad and shut's the bar door, *
Bar closed till tomar, cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 9:09pm On Jan 07, 2011
tz wots gud , how u dey

@eldav
i aint bin up 2 much o , just chillin
spice it up 4 here jare , dis place don dey dull me
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 9:10pm On Jan 07, 2011
koolchicco:

Where are ma pipo
Busy in the toilet
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 9:13pm On Jan 07, 2011
^^ Yay! Dey don release you! Welcome, happy new year! cheesy

Pharoh:

You no see as you one use that statement put me for wahala . . .  grin  cheesy

Moreover i no dey waka for broad street wey people done dey crowded too much like  the one wey you one rope me enter so.  tongue  cheesy

You break my heart! sad

ULSHERLAN:

No pizzle but amma invicible for a while now tz

Okies dear. smiley smiley

Idowu, I dey o. Ki lon sele? cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 9:14pm On Jan 07, 2011
M girl

what did u bring wit u na? u n0r say we neva see since.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ULSHERLAN(m): 9:15pm On Jan 07, 2011
koolchicco:

Where are ma pipo
dey r busy vomitin due to deir over drunkinesses, lol*drags id to one corner and kiss her so deeply and passionately, *
@tz jus buzz me and i go reply u bk wen i don free small, k since ur still very much online
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 9:16pm On Jan 07, 2011
O boy!!
Ma juju Prayers don dey work oo.

Dani,Id and Evrytin else in ma bar

Studio! Mary! Abeg little kids rush come,market don land smiley

Id i missed u do u knw dat?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 9:17pm On Jan 07, 2011
ULSHERLAN:

dey r busy vomitin due to deir over drunkinesses, lol*drags id to one corner and kiss her so deeply and passionately, *
@tz jus buzz me and i go reply u bk wen i don free small, k since your still very much online

I don send you message. cool

Who else wants me to add them on Yahoo? cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 9:19pm On Jan 07, 2011
tanimz:

^^ Yay! Dey don release you! Welcome, happy new year! cheesy

You break my heart! sad

Okies dear. smiley smiley

Idowu, I dey o. Ki lon sele? cool
Shame 2 you; e nor easy 2 dey inside valley & shadows of babes grin

Hey El Guapo. .
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 9:22pm On Jan 07, 2011
^^ Shior. You wan make I tell them where dem release you from? tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 9:24pm On Jan 07, 2011
Chairman Sir.
Its a pleasentry having u at this tavern of mine,hope u wouldn't mind taking a free drink tonite?

Tz Oya go add me now now jor.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 9:25pm On Jan 07, 2011
tanimz:

^^ Shior. You wan make I tell them where dem release you from? tongue

Wait i wan piss grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 9:27pm On Jan 07, 2011
^^ Shior.

El Guapo:

Tz Oya go add me now now jor.

Give me ya YIM address.

Anyone else? cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 9:30pm On Jan 07, 2011
Just waka go ma profile
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 9:31pm On Jan 07, 2011
Your YIM address is not there. undecided

Anyone else? cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 9:31pm On Jan 07, 2011
El Guapo:

Chairman Sir.
Its a pleasentry having u at this tavern of mine,hope u wouldn't mind taking a free drink tonite?

Tz Oya go add me now now jor.
Apparently im still contemplating on dat , as a newbie here . .i would still lyke to know around. .  , Thanks for the warm welcome wink

Water would do cheesy

tanimz:

^^ Shior.

Give me ya YIM address.

Anyone else? cool
What?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 9:32pm On Jan 07, 2011
You don piss finish? undecided

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