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The Creation Of A Woman by Nobody: 6:13pm On Jan 25, 2006
After God had created Adam he noticed that he
looked very lonely. He decided to help. He said
"Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll
love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and
understand you." Adam said "Great! How much will
she cost me?" The answer came back, "An arm and
a leg."

"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"
Re: The Creation Of A Woman by snowsdream(f): 11:32am On Jan 27, 2006
dont get wats up with the arm and leg thing
Re: The Creation Of A Woman by justme: 1:46pm On Jan 30, 2006
I think adam felt an arm and a leg was too much to give just for a woman, so he thought by offering a rib he'll probably get something else... a chimp maybe(lol) grin
Re: The Creation Of A Woman by Nobody: 1:15pm On Feb 01, 2006
if adam had given an arm and leg,he would have gotten a woman who would love him,cook for him and be good to him but he gave just a rib and he got lesser and maybe almost the opposite

do u get it now?
Re: The Creation Of A Woman by justme: 1:29pm On Feb 01, 2006
so, are you saying women are the opposite of what they were mearnt to be?
Re: The Creation Of A Woman by Oracle(m): 3:34am On Dec 03, 2007
So Adam could not give an arm and a leg for eve?
Did he really love her? grin

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