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| The Creation by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:45pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
In d begining, donkey,monkey, man nd oda animals were created nd donkey was told dat 'u wil labor nd toil unda d sun, workin hard everyday 4 odaz , and u shal live for 50 years' donkey replied 'al diz sufferin for 50 years abeg give me only 20 years' he was given d 20 yrs nd went his way. Monkey was told ' u wil live ur lyf always playin nd jumping abt in d trees nd behavin as if u dnt have brains nd u shal live for 40 years ' to wich monkey replied ' i desire only 15 years' he was given 15 years nd went his way. Man was finaly told 'u wil have dominion ova al d oda creatures nd u shal live nd enjoy life for 25 years' to wich man greedily replied 'al diz enjoyment 4 just 25 years, abeg give me the 30 years left by d donkey nd the 25 years left by the monkey'. man got his wish and from then on man lives for 25 years as a man enjoyin life then 30 years labouring nd toilin under the sun everyday to take care of odaz nd finaly 25 years as a monkey behaving like a child nd jumpin 4rm one child to anoda nd playin. |
| Re: The Creation by toygod2: 2:27am On Jul 21, 2012 |
INSPIRATIONAL |
| Re: The Creation by Valiantvaliant(m): 12:38pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
toygod2: INSPIRATIONALhmm tanks. My thread has been resurrected |
| Re: The Creation by kay9(m): 1:26pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
Idowuogbo, have u stolen my torchlight again?? Its gettin dark and i still cant find the punchline...  |
| Re: The Creation by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:49pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
kay9: Idowuogbo, have u stolen my torchlight again?? Its gettin dark and i still cant find the punchline...who is this alien |
| Re: The Creation by Lisa1: 3:32pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
BUMPS  |
| Re: The Creation by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:01pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
Lisa1: BUMPSobserves her with stethoscope, looks up with a disturbed look : newbie. |
| Re: The Creation by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: observes her with stethoscope, looks up with a disturbed look : newbie. pot calling kettle black  |
| Re: The Creation by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:52am On Jul 22, 2012 |
~vicky~:wetin come be your own |
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